How much money do I tell them to bring?

>How much money do I tell them to bring?

Finally !
3 years after we did it reddit

shut up you stupid french fuck and go smoke cigarettes and drink wine from the age of 8 on you degenerate whore

>shut the FUCK up!!
>*slams hand on table while maintaining eye contact*

>WELL THE JERK STORE IS RUNNING OUTTA YOU!

i know you're used to paying for sex, Jonah, but these are 10/10 A-listers we're talking about

she is the one who should be bringing the money retard

>american """""""""""" banter """""""""""

the Angry Autist Store just called, seems they're all out of you.

>i bet your mother is overweight

>mmmHHH?
>good day

This one is actually good.

no its not
why would leo and brad pitt need money to fuck a tv weather girl?

Pay her to shut up and leave immediately right after

The implication is that she looks like a whore, user. It's called a joke.

That doesn't matter though, because you're they're best seller!

Oh snap, this is truly the best answer. Glib, dismissive, dominant, and completely turns the tables. This is comedy gold, and it would have
1. gotten the audience on his side
2. thrown her off her rhythm
3. made him go down in bantz history

This would have really been good too, but would require a ton of finesse.

SNEED?

How about this?

>Want me to call them? How much do you usually charge?
More to the point imo

Is this what autists think an insult sounds like?

This is LITERALLY how it's done. This would have been the perfect answer.

or just

"how much do you usually charge"?

That WW2 joke was a normie's impression of history

No joke lads we really did it
Someone call jonah

>well I had sex with your wife!

That easy folks.

>I-i.. well t-thanks

>10 years and Sup Forums still can't come up with a good comeback

I always liked
>"They're not my friends."

>"wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

what did he mena by this?

>Well I happen to know they're both faggots, you dumb bitch, so I guess you're stuck with me.
if only I'd been there

How many times a day do you think this event pops up in his head?

>Leave? Like your soldiers during the war?
THAT'S how you do it

OP is Jonah, every time

kek

Well shit that one's actually good