It's quiet... too quiet

>It's quiet... too quiet

...

i fucking had it with you

>"how do I know I can trust you?"
>"You don't"

Come up with new shit fuckboys.

>end of movie
>everyone dances

>character walks into a room
>record scratch
>everyone turns and stares until he says something

>this was too easy
>way too easy

absolutely shocking

>green eyeballs

OP is gay......too gay

>It's reddit... Too reddit

>time for plan B
>what's plan B
>ruuuuuunnnnnnn!

I love that line

>two fast... two furious

>family movie

>characters go through some wacky near-death experience

>"that...was...AWESOME!!!"

>Let's do it again!

Lmfao

>"Please, I know X like the back of my hand"
>immediately looks at hand
>"What is that?!"

>time for plan b
>NO NOT THE BEES

>female main character

>dr. talks to victim while operating
>so what kind of music u into?
>scene out shows hes performing an autopsy
>"oh right"

>faceoff with villain
>"we're not so different, you and i"

>Character looks like something embarrassing has happened to him
>"Don't ask"

>faceoff with falcon
>"what happened to your wing?"
>"don't ask"

>whacky group of fathers does something cool
>baaaaaad to the booone

Fantastic Mr. Fox is GOAT

>"It's so crazy it just might work"

>somebody asks main character a question
>.......
>.......
>sir??
>he smiles softly and answers

smug foxes should be all killed

>This computer is HACK proof
>that makes two of us

>that makes two of us
This is a real expression though, why wouldn't it show up often in movies

>So let me get this straight, *recaps the plan with a cynical tone*
>Yeah that's pretty much it
>So when do we get started?

H

>>So let me get this straight, *recaps the plan with a cynical tone*
>yeah that's pretty much it

>IM IN


>cut to them executing the plan

>*points angeryly*
>YOU... I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE NOW

>do you hear that?
>I hear nothing
>exactly

>what's plan B?
>there is no plan B!

>did you say something?
>no

tfw got assworms again and the pure bliss of 30 minutes every now and then when it isn't itching like hell

really makes you appreciate the better times

> schlubby dad catches a break
> owww- I feel good! dunadunadunadun

Remeber that part in Restrepo where the NCOs were losing sleep because the Taliban hadn't hit there position in 48hours? Truth in fiction.

>character in a movie mentions how real life isn't like a movie

stop accidentally eating ringworm eggs and they will go extinct

jesus christ user

>I'm sorry I don't mean to shit on anyone's riff here, but let me see if I grasp this concept ok? You're suggesting that we take some fucking parking shuttles and reinforce them with some aluminum siding and just head on over to the gun store and watch our good friend Andy play some cowboy movie jump on the covered wagon bullshit. Then we're gonna drive across the ruined city through a welcome committee of a few hundred-thousand dead cannibals all so that we can sail off into the sunset on this fuckin assholes boat?
>yeah
>yeah
>yeah that's pretty much it
>*thumbs up*
>...
>alright I'm in

>[event happening]
>side character comes up to main character and explains what's going on
>explanation finishes
>uh... who are you?