Since the other thread is about to hit bump limit ( ).
Tiptoes is a movie about Gary Oldman as a dwarf. He's on his knees throughout the film. Matthew Mcconaughey is the only normal person in a family of dwarfs and his Kate Beckinsale is a midget hater. It also stars Peter Dinklage as a French communist biker. The film was never released in theaters.
Tiptoes has extensive, rarely seen BTS footage which was never meant to be seen by the public, and features insults towards others in the industry.
Some trivia: >Director Matthew Bright was fired after he turned in his cut >'Bright had actually written the script for ‘Tiptoes’ when he was 18. He envisaged “a raucous comedy about little people f***ing each other” >'When [Kate Beckinsale] signed on for 2003’s ‘Tiptoes’ she agreed to do it for SAG minimum wage – with one condition. She wanted her character to wear the star’s own lucky hat. At the time, Bright didn’t know that the hat would get him fired from the film.' >“I put [my cast and crew] through hell,’ says the director. “I told them it was going to be this wonderful production and instead there were these [people] running around screaming at people and making young assistants weep. It was just horrible.” >' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.' >'Having been invited on-stage to talk up the film, Bright instead launched into a scathing attack on the producers.'
>Director Matthew Bright's first credits were as writer and actor in the film Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan (played by Danny Elfman). >Bright was credited as Toshiro Boloney.
This was in my Netflix queue for like five years, then I canceled my DVD service.
Dominic Parker
>GARY OLDMAN IN THE ROLE OF A LIFETIME Was this ghost directed by John Waters?
Owen Hernandez
>it's real what the fuck
Lucas Baker
A friend told me about this movie years ago.
I always thought he was making stuff up.
Landon Hall
Academy award winner, Matthew McCounaghey Academy award nominee, Gary Oldman Emmy Award winner, Peter Dinklage Emmy Award winner, Patricia Arquette MTV Movie Award nominee, Kate Beckinsale
Tiptoes...
David Russell
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Henry Harris
The director claims it was supposed to be a John Waters type movie. Dinklage claims it was a serious drama. The producers claim it was supposed to be a romcom.
Grayson Turner
Arquette is also an Academy Award winner.
Landon Young
What was the "hat" that got him "fired"
Henry Moore
Some ragged old striped hat. The producers didn't like it.
Why? Hey guys check out this movie! What's that? You already knew about it because you aren't 12 years old? This shit was funny maybe a decade ago
Michael Sanders
>discovery
this has been circulating on Sup Forums for at least a year.
Sebastian Rivera
An excerpt from a user review of Tiptoes
>"One of the greatest lines in the movie is McConaughey yelling, "I'M A DWARF!" as his 6 foot tall body looms over Kate Beckinsale. It's classic. And the thing is, the acting is really good. Across the board. How they were able to deliver this dialogue with a straight face I'll never know."
I have to watch this asap
Logan Cruz
>discovery Newfags are new. Fucking tosh.0 did a segment on it years ago, and even then it was already a famously bad movie.
Michael Morgan
Why are you implying that the majority knows about this?
It has only 3500 ratings on IMDb, I would say that's a fairly unknown movie.
Nathan Gutierrez
This thread made me realize how many young retards are spending there time here solely to shit on things they havent watched.
This movie came out way back and only now are the Redditors and underage who shitpost here checking it out.
Grayson Perry
Holy shit! I just heard about this movie called Troll 2! Haha its soo bad. Requesting sticky so everyone can see my new discovery!
Asher Foster
>Michael Bay is a dictator like Michael Mann but without Michael Mann's talent kek
Really pit that mini feud Kate and Bay had last year in another perspective.
Wyatt Price
Because it's famously bad. You would know this if you weren't 12. It's been made fun of for a long time
Asher Murphy
LOL XD! good rec user. Have u seen the room? OMG soooooo funny and bad.
Carson Wright
Tip Toes isn't nearly as notorious as Troll 2. Stop being a contrarian, edgelord faggot.
Samuel Powell
ITT Reddit tourists are more than a decade late to the party
Christian Hernandez
When did that happen
Mason Turner
>Sad old men make fun of people for not being sad old men
Sup Forums is a strange place.
Jose Price
Stream it for us bro
Julian Brown
Both The Room and Troll 2 have ten times more IMDb ratings than Tiptoes.
I am not saying that absolutely no one knows about it, but pretending like it's a well known movie "if you are not 12" is idiotic
Brandon Perry
2015. BOYHOOD
Jacob Murphy
OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!!!!
Nathan Bell
That can't be a real poster. This sounds fucking amazing though, holy shit
Jordan Brown
IT TOOK TWELVE YEARS TO MAKE
Hunter Price
You oldfart faggots are so miserable. Holy shit. You guys sound miserable and jaded as hell. Is this board like your safe space away from the normies or something? Does having younger people here trigger you? What a bunch of tired old faggots. You guys complain about reddit but behave the same way.
>> oh no younger people are invading my board >>GET OUT OF MY SWAMP!!!!
Adrian Green
Oh hey I remember when someone posted the trailer years back. Didn't realise it was made in 2003.
Matthew Sullivan
Ok so seriously. There is no way this is a real movie. It is framed and written like a parody trailer. Are we all just dumb autists falling for a meme here?
Benjamin White
>Forbidden Zone, portraying two masochistic characters living in a garbage can, spit on, raped and tortured in an alternate dimension's kingdom and decapitated by Satan it's not as edgy as it sounds
Eli Anderson
Is she really this much of a slut?
Jacob Taylor
>"I don't regret doing Click since it was fun for me and my four brothers to see me in a fart-jokes type of movie. It's like a big inside joke to us all. However, I'd be genuinely disturbed and possibly confused if I ever met an adult who genuinely enjoyed Click and didn't have any direct personal connection with the production of the film." >ignores Tiptoes What did Kate mean by this?
Lincoln Foster
>newfags hungry to jump on the memewagon act like they discovered something >get told they're a decade late >STOP OPRESSING ME FOR MUH IGNORANCE millennials everyone
Adrian King
It's on Piratebay.
Alexander Reed
how the hell how people never heard of this before? It's pure Kate Kino
Adam Anderson
did I see bridget the midget in there?
Parker Jackson
The guy filming is so fucking creepy.
Gavin Price
Yeah but when stuff is old it's old and done.
Caleb Brooks
The only ones getting triggered are the old farts in here. A bunch of 35+ year olds having a panic attack because some college kid found a kool new maymay....
Think about that for one second. An old middle age faggot having a tantrum just because some kids are having fun laughing at some retarded midget movie.... An old fag having rage because some newfag kids are laughing at a movie.... how pathetic is this??
Oliver Gonzalez
>people saw and know of click >no one really saw and knows of tiptoes >let me bring up tiptoes on a popular talk show so everyone can become aware of it
Adrian Lee
>if you don't know this obscure as shit movie >you are rebbit >there is only one board on here Sorry that not everyone comes to Sup Forums "with movies" you hugbox faggot
Rebbit boogeymaning is getting old
Carson Barnes
that trailer just gave away literally everything about the movie. I mean the entire movie is spelled out. Two people are together and she doesn't realize he is the only "regular" person in a family full of midgets. She finds out when they plan their wedding and is worried that if they have kids it will be a midget, but turns out when they have one, it isn't a midget as shown in the trailer.
Taking that into account as well as the feel/editing/narration of it makes it seems like a parody trailer for a fake movie, which it apparently isn't.
Isaiah Murphy
>we live at time when tosh.0 is more in the loop than Sup Forums –– by 6 six years what went wrong?
Connor White
>trailer tells you about the movie Are you perhaps, new to the concept of trailers?
Jeremiah Powell
It is pathetic but I mean, you are here too.
Eli Morris
can't believe this movie exists
like what the fuck
Kevin Bailey
If you're not a millenial then your life is pathetic and please tell me where you went wrong in life so I avoid making the same mistakes.
Justin Carter
>>Yeah but when stuff is old it's old and done People still banepost from time to time... you cant say the words "its big ___" without getting a "4U" reply.... thats not an excuse to get this angry at this thread
Jaxson Sanders
>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.' fucking kek
Grayson Hall
>from time to time You mean literally every day for the last how many years?
Nathan Cook
Nothing wrong with 18-25 year olds to dick about on Sup Forums for lulz.
Caleb Smith
I honestly think all of us are a level of pathetic. It's when we become hugbox SJWs that make us complete degenerates though
Andrew Miller
>WHHAAA M-MOMMY THEY MADE FUN OF ME THAT I'M NEW MOMMY >Y-YOU OLD 35 YEAR OLDD!!1! Some top tier bantz right there
Levi Nguyen
>Taglines: It's the Little Things in Life that Matter.
Mason Phillips
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Camden Ward
>It's a Sup Forums user unsolicitedly rails against the SJW menace episode
Anthony Nelson
>2 hour long Kate Beckinsale dating simulator nice
Ayden Bailey
u u u u
Jayden Martinez
>>' ‘Drive’ director Nicolas Winding Refn is a fan and Hanley recently sent him a copy of the director’s cut, which still exists.' She thisis the plot to Drive 2 right?
Oliver Torres
>meme thread >idiots discussing who's new and who's old instead
first thread's magic can't be replicated. might as well delete this one.
Kayden Hernandez
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Bentley Jones
Right. Thanks for missing the entire point
Jayden Powell
Oh I get your point, but at least we're not like that crooked Hillary rite?
Xavier Collins
Fuck you must be sensitive.
Dylan Campbell
>Mcconaughey >Dinklage >Oldman >Beckinsale >midgets >fucking Nicholas Winding Refn WE NEED TO GO DEEPER
Isaac Turner
Not everything is politics. I use the term because faggots here fit the description of what a SJW is like almost like a glove. I cited the term as a synonym, not as a direct definition.
Context cues are important.
Jace Sullivan
NEWFAGS AND NORMIES GET OUT OF MAHH SWAMPPP
Jordan Sullivan
Le Projecting dot jay pegging
Wyatt Cruz
>doesn't even know how to reply to posts
how new?
Daniel Stewart
>according to some rumors, Dinklage was supposed to play Oldman's character. However, Oldman was cast when Beckinsale refused to kiss a little person Sad!
Owen Ramirez
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Ayden Williams
underworld shills really are miles above the huh
William Howard
>he lives for (You)'s Why am i not surprised? Seems like i hit a nerve there buddy
Dominic Morgan
...
Brandon Carter
>SAY A SENSITIVE TRYHARD THING IN CAPS REEE >"hey you sound sensitive..." >HAHA WHAT ARE YOU PROJECTING??? You sound like you take criticism well
Ryan Reyes
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Luke Martinez
Fucking lord she is stunning.
Daniel Richardson
What the fuck Kate. Dinklage is basically Dwarf Pitt.
