I demand a Battlestar Galactica thread

I demand a Battlestar Galactica thread
I DEMAND A Battlestar Galactica thread
I AM A CITIZEN OF THE COLONIES AND I DEMAND A Battlestar Galactica thread

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I demand that every copy of BSG be burnt.

It has worse writing than Babylon 5.
It has to be the worst waste of a show than lost.
In fact it seems to be losts scifi counterpart.
It has a great first season then decides to go down hill faster than a thai hooker

le glorified alcohol commercial

I hate this show so much I'm glad I quit before the end

What a crap show, really can't believe they gave it the lost treatment, especially after such a strong first season.

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God I hope this thread gets archived for being so shit.

Quick, post your favourite
>Character
>Episode
>Soundtrack

Why did the writers write so many unlikable characters that never got their comeuppance.

Starbuck
Pegasus
Something Dark is Coming

She kidnapped a baby from her parents, told them she was dead and fostered her off
I still can't believe she was allowed to be President after that

>Starbuck

Ah yes the product placement, I'm glad this one died at least.

>Starbuck
Aw, shit son what are you do-
>Pegasus
>Something Dark is Coming
Maybe you're not so bad

Why is the BSG Blue Ray box set so cheap compared to other series like Star Trek

Cain
I don't consider Razor to be canon though
I don't like like how they rectonned her into munching cylon carpet
The Oath
Passacaglia

>I still can't believe she was allowed to be President after that
And she did try to steal an election

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Why does BSG have the Gayatri at the beginning besides making it look pretentious, it's not like the lyrics had any special connection to the series.

Why did they give people greek mythology names such as Apollo and not have them carry out any of the greek mythology stories, its not like they missed a huge opportunity.

Why did everyone including madam president suddenly become a pro boxer in that one episode.
In that same episode why did Starbuck coffee suddenly forget the conflict she has with her female counterpart.

Why was the shows main focus around a woman who was dressed quite erotically, is this the only thing the show had going for it? Racy women to suck in the audience?

whats with all the autistic shilling?

I remember Aaron Douglas mentioned that he accidentally punched EJO in the face in that episode

Why did everybody suddenly forget about the cylon detection method after baltar fixed it, its as it would be normal with that level of cylon paranoia to test every new person on the ship with it.

"Commander, tell me about your sexual organs."

Well it's not like the Cylons had a fucking golden fleece now was it?

Why is it that you call be a shill when it's clearly steering people away from a show riddled with plot holes, stupid writing decisions and generally just bad execution of a brilliant idea.

You know, you're right
They really should have had somebody who kept testing the fleet up until the Final Five reveal

I do believe that is from Odysseus which has nothing to do with the Greek Pantheon.

FISKED

That's the main problem with BSG
The writing quality really began to slip in the 3rd season on account of the writer's strike but when it was good, it was really damn good

You can't rape a machine Lieutenant

Why is it that otherwise rational men fell in love with cylons all the times knowing they could just be sleeper agents with an ulterior motive and that they could be waiting to kill you at any second.

Why do you feel its your duty to steer adults away from a decade old sci fi series on a Polynesian thatching forum?

Well, he was a race traitor
He did sabotage the plan to eradicate the Cylons

Why is it that they copied Half-Life 2's story line by keeping Baltar as president of the colony.

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Because I've lost hours of my life brutally taken away by this show. Don't trigger me by recalling that trauma reeeeeeeeeeee

>he's a MGTOW fag

Why is it nothing happened to the group who executed a bunch of people by spacing them.
The list of missing people was brought to Adamas attention but nothing was done about the murder of people making the most out of a bad situation.

Writer's strike

Greek Mythology isn't history, it's classical civilisation.

Why is it the shows quality dropped so hard after season one even before the writers strike. Was the strike done intentionally because they didn't know how to recover after all those plot holes.

Why was there so much undue hostility towards Baltar running the colony when they must have known he was at gun point like everybody else.

Why is it that people decided to become suicide bombers to kill fellow humans when the population count was low enough and people were just making the most out of a bad situation.

it was a metaphor for obama

MULTIPLE CONTACTS ON DRADIS

Why is it that people think that obama was in office at the time of this shows creation.

It made me upset that he went traitor. It seemed very out of character.

WHats wrong with starbuck?

wait...what?

Is this the most kino scene?

youtube.com/watch?v=CwLZke5KeOs

Also Pegasus best ship

She was coffee advertisement for the show, starbucks had a deal with the producers that she had to be obnoxious and unlikable just like their coffee shops.

Adama was the traitor

this is a meme. The character of starbuck predates the stupid coffee restaurant.

Why not just fucking launch the fighters from orbit?

Why is it that Adama and Cain both came up up with the ridiculous idea to kill each other, at the same time. Why did he ask someone so unstable as to follow orders like starbuck to do this. Was it done purely for dramatic effect having the tension wondering who was going to get shot first.

Later seasons being bad doesnt negate earlier seasons being amazing though.

Some one liner about cylon defenses.

CYLON BASESTAR BEARING 221 CAROM 187
THEY'RE LAUNCHING RAIDERS

I will give it to BSG, the first season was very strong. That doesn't excuse the debauchery of the series in the later seasons.

IMPERIAL CYLONS HAVE ENTERED THE BASE IMPERIAL CYLONS HAVE------STATIC

Ah, I can actually answer this
Obama was sworn into office on a Wednesday and I distinctly remember because I blew off the inauguration to watch a new episode of Battlestar
I'm pretty sure it was......after the mid-Season 4 break

Gaeta was always the one in the right, unfortunately Zarek was a lunatic who started purging almost instantly. The rising is only overturned when everyone allows Adama and Roslin to become dictators. The pushing of militaristic authority as the only "right" way to rule in the show never sat well with me.

>Also Pegasus best ship
You're goddamn right

>at the time of this shows creation.
>shows creation
>creation

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Preliminary reports indicate a thermonuclear device in the 50 megaton range was detonated over Caprica City 30 minutes ago. Nuclear detonations have been reported on the planets Arilon, Picon, Sagittarian and Geminon. No reports of casualties, but they will be high. Mourn the dead later. Right now, the best thing we can do is get this ship into the fight.

Why is it there was no official procedure to keep track of nuclear war heads when giving one to baltar which allowed him to transport it in a suitcase off the ship and hand it directly to a cylon.

ACTION STATIONS
ACTION STATIONS

SET CONDITION ONE THROUGHOUT THE THREAD

She's probably the character I hate the most of all TV shows.
Her mere presence was enough to piss me off.

Why is it this show has so many plot holes, and probably many more other than listed that it's rated a highly misleading 8 stars on imdb

Season One is so strong, and the overall tone of the show so engaging, that people forgive that stuff. I am a huge BSG fan, I will admit the series goes down hill with each season, but I still like it.

It's kind of like Warhammer 40,000.

ALERT FIGHTERS HAVE BEEN LAUNCHED AND WILL TAKE STATION IN 3 MINUTES

Theres not forgiveness for what those writers did to this show and what they did to Olmos's career.

I've never watched BSG but that Portlandia episode was great.

Because Ronald D. Moore can't write series arcs for shit. He can write great singular episodes when someone else is looking after the "world building" but when its just him hes terrible.

I want her to fuck my boypussy.

>feel like rewatching BSG
>remember Seasons 3 and 4
Reminder that the best episode in the series is 33.

Adama
The oath
Goodbye sam (episode version)

I'd like to say Cally is best girl but she's such a terrible character at times and is mainly written to be nothing that a walking "victim".

Admiral Cain
The Passage
Worthy of Survival.

daily reminder

baltar did literally nothing wrong

>gif
>doesn't move

>turn All Along the Watchtower into a plot point
>put Cylon goo into the Galactica
>Monkey men
>Fly advanced technology in the sun
>Starbucks angel shenanigans

What else am I missing thats absolutely stupid about S3 and 4?

that whore cucked the chief

athena is the best girl

He literally didn't, and yet the characters act is if he's the devil.

>it's a "secondary character learns they're a cylon and their personality takes a complete 180 and they drop their humanity like a hat" episode

She was the best girl until the writers made hew go insane and then killed her off

>Fifth Cylon being Ellen is the most obvious choice, jumping the shark from the episode in season 1.

SHARON - BED, ON BACK
STARBUCK - ON TOP, SIXTY NINE
ROSLIN - BEHIND STARBUCK, ALL FOURS

ROSLING DON'T JUST STARE AT IT, EAT IT, MAKE IT COUNT, RAZZLE DAZZLE

EXECUTE

Fucking hell I forgot about that

I try to.
Even as a fan of BSG, that was the worst thing.

"But who is the fifth Cylon?"
"Hurr Durr it's Ellen, the person we thought was a Cylon a few years ago."

Adama alone should have made the connection.

Jumping the Shark over and over.

Romo Lampkin
Exodus (Part 2)
The Shape of Things to Come

This point is highlighted during the trial of Gaius Baltar perfectly by Lee's speech.

youtube.com/watch?v=cDzT0ga4xtw

Babylon 5 > Battlestar, prove me wrong.

Babylon 5s a big pile of shit

I can't, the writing may seem a little more amateur but it still comes out as a great great show.

I stopped watching at the end of S3, is it worth going back and finishing it?

That's it....