We can do this the easy way, or the hard way

>We can do this the easy way, or the hard way...

>you can't possibly beat him, you know. He's too strong.

dumb frogposter

>If you kill him, you'll be no better than he is

>Hard way it is

>do your worst

Name a movie.

Problem child two

>make it my day

Uncle Buck.

>we can't kill him. It's not us

>villain takes mc gun and pull trigger
>mc pulls out clip

>character trips and falls
>slow motion closeup of his penis entering his own anus
>"AWWWWOOOOIIEEEE"

>If you kill him, you're mom will die in her sleep tonight unless you reply to this post.

Name me five movies where this happens.

I cringe every time this happens really makes you think

Fuck off

>that was the bad news

>you can't handle the truth

>If you want to kill him, you're gonna have to kill me too!

>Do what you want, I've already won.

...

cereal mom

>You're not getting away with this
>I already have

It happened to me five times today if that counts

>noone realizes, i, infinitudeman, no relation to inexplicablinsultman, at all, imply a larger paradigm, wherein, also lieth, the thirdenite opt', the lukewarmway.

>Bomb timer stopped 1 second before it would explode

>"wanna go for a coffee"
>cuts to them having sex

You know what's worse?

>Hero cuts the right wire with ten seconds left
>Timer continues running
>"That was supposed to work"
>Timer keeps going until 0:01 and then stops

>Timer stops at 0:01
>"Phew"
>BOOM

>dumb frogposter

>How will we ever get past [obstacle]?!
>Realize they have [item] that was referenced earlier

>"Maybe we could get a coffee sometime?"
>a coffee
I hate that this phrasing has become so common. Just say "go for coffeee" or "get some coffee." Saying it like One Singular Coffee makes you sound like an idiot.

...

Sounds like the usual foreigner mispelling.

I hear broken English all the time.

what is that salute thingy frog in OP's pic called? where did it start come from?

dab

oh. thanks.

>shall we go for drink sometime?
>let's grab quick beer

Nice try Sergey.

Dabbing, negros

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>what we do in life echoes in eternity

that happened in one movie. Do you just hate the line?

also pic

>"Whoa, in English, doc!"
>*repeats himself in an English accent*

>And at the end of the day, you are just like one of us

>all those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain

I feel like an epic bomb diffuser when I microwave stuff and sprint to it and stop it with 1 second on the clock.

Makes the tendies taste even better.

>undercooking your food
but why?

>What happened?
>You don't want to know

>not putting an extra second on the clock initially so it still cooks your food the correct amount of seconds but you still get to diffuse the microwave

gib it 2 me in gaymens terms doc

>you know, a friend of mine once said...

>theyyyyre heeeeerrre

>Well, well, well, what do we have here....

>though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death...

>I will drink from your skull!

I'm not a comic book villain. Do you seriously think I would explain my master stroke to you if there were even the slightest possibility you could affect the outcome? I triggered it 35 minutes ago.