mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh.........hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhmhmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm......mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm..mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh.........hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhmhmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm......mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm.....mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh....hmhmmhmhm..hmmhmmhmh....ahhh.....hmmhmhm.....mhmhmh.....mhmhmhmh......mhmhmhmh....hmhm...ahhh...hmhmhm......hmhmhmhm.h.hmhmhmmh.hmhmhhmhmhm.......hmhmhmhmhhmhm......hmhmhmhm.....hmhmhmhmhm...ahh...mhmhmhmhm....mhmhmh.....mhmhmh.....hmhmhmhm.......hmhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm...mhmmhmhmhmhmhmhm.....aahhhh..mmmhhhmm..ah.....mhhhhmmm.....ahhhh nootka
Mhm....mhmm...mmmmhhhm....hmmhmhmmhmhmhm..ahh...hmhm..hmhmm.hmmmhham..h.mhmhmmh...mhmhmm...mhmmmmh.mhmhmhmh...
mhmm? mhmm....
mhhhhmmmmm...company man.....mhhhhhhhh
>normies think this character is deep and edgy
hmm.. be veerry care-ful now
>Mhmmmm
>*Teleports behind you*
>*Unsheaths karambit*
Wat do?
...
mhhhhmmmmmmahhmmmmahhahahnooootkaaaaaaaammhhahahhahhh
hmmmIneedashipmmmmhhnootkahhhmmmaaaaahhhhmmmmhhhgohomehmmmhmmmforyoummhhh
hmhmmmmmhhhmmmmmm....big....hhmmmmmmmhmmm....nootka........hmmmmm....for......hmmmhmhmh....eastindia....hmmmma
TAKE THAT FUCKING MHMMM MHMMHM
>The FACKIN Americans
>mmhm
>batshit caves of Burma
BRAVO SCRIPTWRITERS
Mhhhhhhmmmm
Hhhhhhmmmmmm
Lorna....hhhhhhhhmmmmmmmm
mmh?
*eats the whole egg*
hmmm
*guts a man*
mhmmm
nootka
mmhhmm
*fucks sister*
be veeeery careful now
*hmmm*
I want a ship
MISTUH DELAYNEY
Mmmmhhhhhh
This thread is great, Im laffin more than I should
TAKE OF THAT FUCKING DRESS
mmhhhhmmm
>*peels egg with gloves on*
>*litters with egg shell on the foreshore*
>*eats egg whole*
mhhhmmmusk'u'smn bryce
ikr
why am i laughing so hard at this stupid shit
>tfw having to make black powder in my room as I don't have anywhere else to hide my production.
>*peels egg with gloves on*
I hadn't noticed that
>he actually does it the absolute madman
BRAAAAAACE
Tom Hardy really is sexy.
*unzips vagina*
Forgive me for I am not English and I think I miss something! Why he call his son Salt Peter? Was the kid born at sea?
>Take off your fucking dress
What was meant by this exactly?
...
Because he's salty
>he hasn't heard the bible story of Sodom and Gomorrah
He wanted to put his penis in her vagina if you know what I mean.
I-am watching you, mhmmmm
For what purpose?
Burma? I knew of a Tangerine down in Burma.
mhhhmm hmmm nootka sound mmmhh hmmmhh ah no mmmmmmmhhhh mhmhhhmm safe passage mhmmhhhhmmmhm hmmmhmm hhmmmm
>feel like Taco Bell
>put on my overcoat and top hat
>have to walk there because after my Drive phase I'm not allowed to use the car anymore
>menacingly enter the Drive-thru while humming Delaney's walking tune
>car behind me starts honking
>whisper African incantations and blow my mom's glitter at it
>the girl at the ordering window looks at me in awe
>stare at her eyes wide open trying to see into her soul
>"I can see you are a good person, I rather be be allies than enemies with you"
>two East India cronies disguised as cops approach me
>"Be veeery care-ful now"
>reach for my karambit
>get beaten and arrested
Maybe the eye shadow wasn't right.
Nootka... mhmm
ejaculate
then we will talk business
Hmmmmmhmmmmhmh
*Smacks lips, stares pensively at butler*
Mmmhmmmhmmm
*Drinks hooker piss cocktail spiked with pigeon shit*
Mmhmm mmmhmmmmm hmmmmm
*Fucks sister while her husband watches and calls me a nigger*
MmMmm be. Ve-ry care-ful no-ow.
*Walks*
kek
So... this is the power of voodoo? Mhmmmmm
mhmm
mhmm m hmm mmh
He seems to struggle making eye contact with people, Tom Hardy does this a lot though, he will blank stare around you, then make short eye contact and twitch his bottom eyelid.
>mfw The Dark Knight Rises and Taboo are set in the same universe
>mfw the little kid from Taboo later became Bane
Bravo Nolan
Do anglos also have trouble understanding him? It's so hard to make out what he says.
Don't over do it, mate.
>tfw when you can do a pitch perfect impersonation of Tom Hardy in Locke.
I walked home while listening to this and I had to kill 20 company men and a 13 year old mulatto ghost hooker asked me if I was the Devil
Very very careful now, OhPee
>>have to walk there because after my Drive phase I'm not allowed to use the car anymore
I swear this hivemind conscious connectivity shit really works. I've been on Sup Forums forever but was ignoring taboo and there weren't any memes of nootka mhmm of this magnitude just a few days ago. Currently finishing the last episode and the memes are off the chart. We're all connected and so are the memes.
true kino
> walk angrily in the rain
> get home, soggy wet
> undress until pantless
> make fire in fireplace to dry clothes
> we don't have a fireplace
> mom freaks because of burnt carpet
> "I WILL FIX THIS"
> mom tells me to take a shower and wash off sharpie tattoos
> "Choose your next words very very careful"
> proceed to harvest catshit from litterbox to make powder
What's so hard about it?
>mmhmmmm
>ship
>mmhmmmm
>powder
>mmhmmmm
>nootka
>mmhmmmm
>be very careful now
*autistic stare*
That's pretty much it.
Why do all the buildings look old when they were 200 years younger in the 1810s?
Mhmn care-ful now
>ywn fuck your sister with african magic
hmm
People are absolute idiots so they go 'Oi m8 isn't this in oldey toimes? Why don't the biwldings look OOOOOOOLD?' so they just use all the old rotten shit.
...
FUCK
OFF
Open fires ,soot and shit - they've been cleaned up in recent times
Watch it grunt-posters
*gets black out drunk*
*murders Winter*
*wake covered in mud and shit*
*stare into the distance*
mhmm
Regency a shit. Older builindings may have been less well cared for than they are in 2017.
WE BUILD DA PYRAMADZ DONT YOU DARE TO FORGET DAT WHITEY
You know that line Boromir has about how the very air in Mordor is poison? That's basically what London was like back in those days.
>west african mudlords still in denial to this day
*Stares pensively at youtube.com
MMMMMMMhhhhhhmh.
Mhmm good lad good
youtube.com
>At Thanksgiving
>The birds done and everyone is called to the table
>Everyone takes their seat and are about to start dinner until they realize one chair is empty
>Just as they realize that i'm the missing family member an addible grunt alerts them to my presence in the door way
>Dressed in my mud soaked longcoat and top hat i stare aggressively at the table before me
>my father speaks "Well buddy dinner's ready so if you could come take a sea..."
>I cut him off, "be veryyyy careful now" as I slowly lift my finger to point at him as my eyes bulge
>I make my way to the table and grab the turkey
>In one fluid motion my knife makes easy work of the meat *SWISH SWISH SWISH*
>"mhmmhmmm"
>I take a bite of the dark meat before dropping the shredded turkey back onto the table
>My family is devastated that i ruined another holiday and my aunt says she leaving
>"I'll arrange a carriage"
>be in the revenant
>do southern accent
Mmmmmnn... hmnmmsnmm..... MMmMmmmndnMMmMmnsndnnn................ pelts
>My mother set me up on a blind date with her coworkers niece
>I walk angrily and grunt to the restaurant wearing a 19th century long coat and top hat
>I enter to see my date sitting alone at a table sipping a glass of wine. I stand in the doorway staring and grunting from afar
>The hostess asks if she can help me with anything
>I lean in close to her as my eyes widen i point at her... "go home mhm"
>I stomp over to the table my blind date is sitting at disrupting everyone else eating dinner while also swiping a bottle of wine off of someone else's table
>"THIS IS MINE"
>I plan on telling my date about my gunpowder factory and the visions of my mother drowning me but as I get closer i notice that she looks a lot like my sister
>"Take that dress off"
>She is stunned and everyone within earshot is visibly upset
>"Take that fucking dress off now"
>She gathers her belongings in disgust and gets up to leave
>I have one hand on my african dust and the other on my knife and I immediately decide that i need to eat her heart
>Before i can slice up her entire back and legs with my knife I notice the manager is on the phone with the police
>I angrily stomp to the bathroom and jump out of a small window and call an uber to take me home
Gruntposting is my favourite fucking thing, powerful meme
>*starts vaping*
>mhmmmm
Air quality in 1800s London was probably the worst in any place/point in time. Everything older than 6 months would look like crap
youtube.com
>Shopping at grocery store
>Wearing long coat to hide my aggressive waddle
>Pause once I come across Nutella
>Bite lid off and dip pinky finger in to taste it
>Worker approaching, clearly a company man
>I warn, "Be... very careful... now..."
>He is clearly afraid for his life.
>"Sir can I help you find something"
>"Boat"
>"Sir this is the Piggly Wiggly"
>"Mhmmhmmmm"
>Spy meat department, waddle toward whole chickens
>Proceed to get them with karambit and remove sacrificial voodoo giblets
>Customers and staff horrified
>Security guard approaches
>He's Malay
>"Mmmhmmmhmmm"
>Get beaten up and thrown out
>Dream about that time my mom gave me a bath
>Go home, open door to bedroom
>Bug eyed sister is furiously diddling herself
>We stare at each other until credits
mmmh...
>ywn vape hooker piss
>*blocks your path*
>I need a boat
What do?
gib boat
I have a semi-inflated dinghy in my spare room, don't knife the fucker and you'll be fine.
>ywn be the fluffer for Tom Hardy's 2 foot long dong
do you intend to lawfully rent the boat that took years of toil in dickensian poverty for me to afford or do you intend to use your wizard powers to steal it from me, to which the audience viewing will think is totally ok because I am a socially awkward Englishman
>is now using my meme with my picture
Mmmhhhmm
I will allow this.
But you must be ve-ry very, c-a-r-e-f-u-lllll mmmmm...nootka.
>literally cannot stop saying nootka now
WHY THE F"UCK IS IT SO ENJOYABLE TO SAY?
>peaky blinders
>ripper street
>taboo
when will historical hokum end?
mmmhrm nootka
hmmmm pace yourself now.
Which one of you FUCKING AMERICANS did this?
youtu.be
hmmmmmm
underrated
This is kino shitposting
>he doesn't say nootka after all the grunting
>grab my leather gloves and put on my best black sneakers
>white sole bothering me somewhat i turn the knob
>mmhm still creaky like the cogs of the corporate machine
>reaching the pavement, i turn westward towards harbor
>after 300 yards i reach the bus stop
>mmmhm the ride should be on time, company driver is whipped into submission
>exhaust fumes herald the arrival of public transportation
>my sweaty palm wraps around the pole still wearing the black glove
>mhmh it must be dank as in a slave galley in that glove
>bus is full of downtrodden brethren of eclipsed pigment
>mhmh
>don't mumble at me cracka one shouts
>get out at the next stop and give a coin to the newspaper vendor
>lead stains my glove as i flicker through the pages
>mhmmh no shipping routes here
>head home to await expedition opportunity
dubs and quality kek, nice
>peaky blinders
I literally cannot place why the name of this show pisses me off so much. I don't know what it is or why, but I see this name and some nameless autistic rage flares up inside me. Fucking Peaky Blinders, just fuck off, like. Such a fucking meme name. I haven't even seen the show.
It's a name of a gang from the 20s