In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches...

In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice-pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now.

I love how if you actually tried to follow his skincare ritual, you'd fuck your skin up completely.

What workout program do I have to follow to get that body?

oh shit

inb4 dubs

how??

For starters, if you exfoliate several times daily, your skin will get so irritated you'll look like a tomato. There's a reason they say to do it once or twice a week.

I hate Christian Bale.

Great take on the book where his fashion advice is fucking atrocious. Such a great film.

How do I get a body like this?

Any examples from the book?

Read it yourself, it's worth it.

Should I check this movie?

Good film

Impressive. Very nice.

He skipped leg day.

>I have to return my taxes

Experience?

He also clearly has the worst business card.

looks pretty good to me

Bottom one is worst. Bateman's is mid-tier.

Van Paten's and Bryce's aren't very good. The texture on both of their cards is absolutely gaudy.

Let's see Paul allen's card...

paul allen's is best

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Paul Allen's is the best, but Bateman is definitely second.

Got me nice one

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