why are you still on Sup Forums on valentine's day, Sup Forums?
Why are you still on Sup Forums on valentine's day, Sup Forums?
i'm at work
I'm a huge pile of horse shit
ugly
I'm at work. Left my bish at home. Will do something at the weekend.
>Left my bish at home
Shut up virgin
Waifu feet desu
this
Thought I'd give your mom the night off
Check em
pls no buly
Projecting.
I'm on the commuter train and my GF is working till 9:30.
>Left my bish at home
>at the weekend
But all british "men" are gay.
Me too
not like I'm doing anything after work though
Went out with my gf to a nice restaurant last night
Paid $48 for a steak barely the size of my fist
Mashed potato was GOAT though
girlfriend has to work tonight and I'm sick anyway, so we're celebrating it friday.
Avoiding the restaurant reservation craze and expensive flowers too :)
Because I'm a loser with no girlfriend? Is that what you want to hear? Is this what you want from me?
1. i just worked 10 hours
2. my wife just made me supper
3. im downloading a hallmark movie
4. im deciding who to troll until the download is done
GF is literally sleeping right next to me. We just finished fucking and I can't go to sleep so here I am shitposting on Sup Forums
Because I finished preping the bull
>tfw no gf
How many of you are normies? Be honest.
Reminder that you're a normie if:
>you have a girlfriend
>you have ever had a girlfriend
>you've had sex
>you have more than, let's say, 2 irl friends
My cutie 3.14 trap gf broke up with me
there are plenty of lunatics with 2 gfs
Doesn't matter
None of this does.
My true love is baneposting.
Because I have no gf
But in the spirit of Valentine's day I'm sexting some Asian MILF in Australia on facebook behind her husband's back, and she's sending me photos of herself swimming in her underwear
Shit that never happened.
SHUT UP
Because I just fucked my qt girlfriend and now she's asleep.
So I'm downstairs watchimg Big Trouble In Little China.
Holy shit
Just finished a bottle of Santa Margarita with my wife. She's hot too. We had a catered meal from an upscale Italian place called Joe Leone's.
We fucked last night, daughter is asleep upstairs, live in a half million dollar house on the Jersey Shore. Now going to watch The Bachelor on a wall mounted flatscreen.
Going to sleep in our King Size bed later.
She's cleaning the kitchen, I just jumped on Sup Forums to kill a few minutes before she joins me and I rub her feet.
too much detail, brah
makes it sound fake, now
>before she joins me and I rub her feet.
I was going to call you a good little bitch, but then I remembered where we are
She lets me play vidya and basically do whatever I want, part of it is because I rub her feet every night.
shiiit i guess im a normie
Do you need to fit all requirements or just one? I have like 50 irl friends but have 0 experience with girls.
Thanks. I wasn't sure if I was just a normie who thought he was a weirdo. Turns out I'm just another weirdo.