Why are you still on Sup Forums on valentine's day, Sup Forums?

why are you still on Sup Forums on valentine's day, Sup Forums?

i'm at work

I'm a huge pile of horse shit

ugly

I'm at work. Left my bish at home. Will do something at the weekend.

>Left my bish at home

Shut up virgin

Waifu feet desu

this

Thought I'd give your mom the night off

Check em

pls no buly

Projecting.

I'm on the commuter train and my GF is working till 9:30.

>Left my bish at home
>at the weekend
But all british "men" are gay.

Me too
not like I'm doing anything after work though

Went out with my gf to a nice restaurant last night

Paid $48 for a steak barely the size of my fist

Mashed potato was GOAT though

girlfriend has to work tonight and I'm sick anyway, so we're celebrating it friday.
Avoiding the restaurant reservation craze and expensive flowers too :)

Because I'm a loser with no girlfriend? Is that what you want to hear? Is this what you want from me?

1. i just worked 10 hours
2. my wife just made me supper
3. im downloading a hallmark movie
4. im deciding who to troll until the download is done

GF is literally sleeping right next to me. We just finished fucking and I can't go to sleep so here I am shitposting on Sup Forums

Because I finished preping the bull

>tfw no gf

How many of you are normies? Be honest.

Reminder that you're a normie if:
>you have a girlfriend
>you have ever had a girlfriend
>you've had sex
>you have more than, let's say, 2 irl friends

My cutie 3.14 trap gf broke up with me

there are plenty of lunatics with 2 gfs

Doesn't matter

None of this does.

My true love is baneposting.

Because I have no gf

But in the spirit of Valentine's day I'm sexting some Asian MILF in Australia on facebook behind her husband's back, and she's sending me photos of herself swimming in her underwear

Shit that never happened.

SHUT UP

Because I just fucked my qt girlfriend and now she's asleep.

So I'm downstairs watchimg Big Trouble In Little China.

Holy shit

Just finished a bottle of Santa Margarita with my wife. She's hot too. We had a catered meal from an upscale Italian place called Joe Leone's.

We fucked last night, daughter is asleep upstairs, live in a half million dollar house on the Jersey Shore. Now going to watch The Bachelor on a wall mounted flatscreen.

Going to sleep in our King Size bed later.

She's cleaning the kitchen, I just jumped on Sup Forums to kill a few minutes before she joins me and I rub her feet.

too much detail, brah
makes it sound fake, now

>before she joins me and I rub her feet.

I was going to call you a good little bitch, but then I remembered where we are

She lets me play vidya and basically do whatever I want, part of it is because I rub her feet every night.

shiiit i guess im a normie

Do you need to fit all requirements or just one? I have like 50 irl friends but have 0 experience with girls.

Thanks. I wasn't sure if I was just a normie who thought he was a weirdo. Turns out I'm just another weirdo.