Thank you for a wonderful time George

Thank you for a wonderful time George.

I haven't had a Big Mac in a long time.

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Why did this make me cringe

They look happy

You can see on her face she's already mentally texting some other guy.

>buying your escort dinner

fuck off back to asian masculinity faggot

>eating mcdonalds with a plate, fork, knife, and glass cup

WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT FUCKED UP PLACE IS THIS

If she looks like THAT in that pic then imagine how ugly she is without a face full of make up.

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Why did reading this make me so angry?

So this is what a girl's nightmare looks like.

Why are they eating McDonald's on plates?

Where did it all go so wrong.

americans are such fucking cucks lmao

George's dad runs the place, manager.

kek

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I literally want that to be me

>"thanks for the dinner, daddy! it was sooo yummy!"

If top right happened to you what the fuck would you do? How embarrassing. I'd just go home.

maybe if my dad was a big shot i too would have a gf

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I'm more interested in that chocolate ice cream tbf ham

cum in my pants and start farting over and over

What's wrong with the bottom left? It's pretty alpha to carry a girl on your shoulders I think.

>later on they want to make out and get it on
>they both get the McShits and have to call it a day

I'm wondering how the fuck you end up in that kind of situation.

except he's not carrying her. she's using him as a fucking stool.

Damn that niggas got it made I wish I could have physical contact with a girl like that

That's actually his sister.

hot

Not hang out with 3 sets of couples at home, watching a movie.

Imagine if a girl is sitting on your shoulders like that, her pussy rubbing itself right on the back of your neck, less than a sixteenth of an inch from your skin. Literally pussy particles encountering and getting absorned into your pores, maybe even a stray atom or two reaching your spinal column and travelling up into your brain and your dreams.
And then you notice she's very slightly grinding herself on your neck.

>go to kitchen
>grab biggest knife I can find
>slice everyone a piece of cake so they focus on that and not kissing

Fucking kek

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>move around in the seat acting like you're trying to get comfortable to sway her around

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Kek

whore! *slaps her*

gibe sauce plox

>tfw your cute autistic coworker already has a bf

>not being the eternal bachelor in high school who fucked up every shot they had at getting a gf because he never was taken seriously/never took anything seriously to conceal depression and was taken aback and didn't know what to do when faced with genuine affection so he just made fun of the people because his friend group thought it was funny
>not being "popular" because you're funny and all of you friends are king normies, making you look even more like a loser by comparison to them
>not finally coming to terms with emotion early senior year and asking one of those previous girls out because of peer pressure
>not finally bonding with her and coming up with a comfy afterprom plan where all of your friends/their girlfriends go to one rich kid's empty house and we just watch movies and get high/drunk
>not having her fucking straight up die and break and become a jaded misanthrope for the rest of your foreseeable life
>not still going through with the afterprom 4 months later because "everything's good guys" in a vain attempt to ignore the creeping thoughts of suicide
>not staying up that entire night crying into an empty bowl of popcorn with empty bottles of vodka strewn about as everybody else is cuddling and passed out with their significant others

did you guys even go to high school?

that specific picture hit too close to home

Speaking of Big Macs, I remember when I was like 9 and my moms close friend had a daughter (19-20) who worked at the local McDonalds. My mom arranged for the schoolbus to drop me off there because my mom worked late.
It was cool. She let me play on the playpen. And watch movies in the backroom. And during her breaks she used to come into the backroom and make me play this game where I had to lie down and she'd climb on top and try to tickle me, but the twist was that she "wasnt allowed to use her hands". She invented this game and basically would dry-hump me for like 10-15 minutes at a time.

She'd be there hard grinding against my confused boner and heavy breathing, making noises and the whole time I'd be smiling like an idiot because I thought I was winning.

>mfw I realized years later she was using me to get off

what the fuck did I just watch?

top tier filename, user

/r9k/s favorite harlet

What country is this

>not having her fucking straight up die and break
What the fuck does that mean?

>she

mentally break

as in you mentally breaking

dogshit wording my mistake

Why didn't they get a McChicken instead?

who /misanthrope/ here?
seeing these pictures of people makes me so angry and sad. i fucking hate people so much especially fucking whores and fucking chads REEEEEEEEEEEE

Happened to me once, decided the 2 hour walk was my best option

walk home*

Cool

Yes

>tfw meet cute girl
>talk about mutual interests all the time
>match up nicely and literally agree on everything
>she texts me she's anxious about meeting up with some guy she met online

fml

Here

At least you're not this guy

text her right now and say "wait, no. if you're going on a date with some jack from tinder come get dinner with me instead"

it's a bold move cotton but it will work out for ya

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>that hashtag at the end

literally brutalized

>stillsingletho

What a pathetic motherfucker. God have mercy on his soul.

she looks pretty hot though i bet she has a nice ass

w-what the fuck is this?

i'd run straight home

r9k GF roleplay

>it's so hot outside
Then take off your tracksuit, dummy.

this shit doesn't work. if it was going to happen it would occur organically not through some dogshit interventionist tactic you saw in your chinese cartoons

Yeah... take it off nice and slow

>that guy clapping
truly a hero for our modern times

Be more subtle, you don't know until you try.

If she's taken by some guy you have nothing to lose.

I don't know if I should laugh or feel some sort of genuine anger.

>#stillsingletho
mfw

is there more?

just curious

>not wanting to get with a chicks feet

reddit is that way

>this shit doesn't work

Well, maybe not. But at least there's a chance. If he just sits back and lets shit happen, he has 100% of failure. By making some kinda move, at least it's down to like 95% chance of failure.

>dude gotta buy the lotto ticket if you're ever going to win

no, fuck off. rejection hurts and he should refocus his efforts on someone else who will reciprocate.

why do you guys shovel out this same advice to everyone as though being shot down has zero consequences?

>friend date
lmao

BITCH GOT TOO OLD

Did they care/ask why you took a 2 hour walk home?

>History
Replacing it with the Disney Channel logo wouldn't make much of a difference

you've never spent $300 on a friend date with a girl?

>it's a bold move cotton
You're fucking Reddit

Why are women allowed on Sup Forums?

If he truly wants her, he has to try. Not continually taking his ball home everytime he hits a bump in the road. Rejection can hurt but just move on. We all get rejected at some point. Don't turn into an /r9k/ poster.

to fuck with sad souls

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He who dares, wins.

Mr. McDonald?
I'm Founder.

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>why do you guys shovel out this same advice to everyone as though being shot down has zero consequences?

Because fortune favors the bold and you're a fucking coward.

Wow. What a fucking stupid thing to say. What fucking 'consequences', anyways? Go jump off a cliff you weak fuck.

why disabled people cant be happy?

>Tfw under 6'
>Tfw no gf

I'M FUCKING DYING. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PSYCHOPATHS

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/r9k/core

have some Sup Forumscore


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How will i ever recover?

>tfw no fit black gf
;_;

but that's not a big mac

>say that to my face.jpg

spoken like someone who has zero life experience.

both of you are prompting this guy into action as though this is the only girl in the world. Clearly she is not interested in him.

>le in it to win it

go swallow your own "fortune favours the brave" drivel before trying to act life a tough as nails pick up artist online