Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo

Leah: Yo Yo Yiggady Yo.
Juno MacGuff: I'm at suicide risk.
Leah: Juno?
Juno MacGuff: No, it's Morgan Freeman. Do you have any bones that need collecting?
Leah: Only the one in my pants...
Juno MacGuff: I'm pregnant.
Leah: What? Honest to blog?
Juno MacGuff: Yeah. Yeah, it's Bleekers.
Leah: It's probably just a food baby. Did you have a big lunch?
Juno MacGuff: No, this is not a food baby all right? I've taken like three pregnancy tests, and I'm forshizz up the spout.
Leah: How did you even generate enough pee for three pregnancy tests? That's amazing...
Juno MacGuff: I don't know, I drank like, ten tons of Sunny D... Anyway dude, I'm telling you I'm pregnant and you're acting shockingly cavalier.
Leah: Is this for real? Like, for real for real?
Juno MacGuff: Unfortunately, yes.
Leah: Oh my GOD. Oh shit! Phuket, Thailand!
Juno MacGuff: There we go. That was kind of the emotion that I was searching for on the first take.

>this won an Oscar for Best Original Screenplay over Michael Clayton, Lars and the Real Girl, and The Savages

Jealous you're not as wiggity wiggity witty?

Is this real dialogue? I've never seen and never will see this movie. But this seems exaggerated.

Word for word.

diablo cody thinks that teens talk like that

The shitty dialogue ends here though

Why didn't she just get an abortion?

My favorite bands? oh a 3 way tie between The Stooges, Patti Smith, and The Clash.

Remember seeing this when it came out, total garbage.

>a teenager's shitty taste in music is bad dialogue

The funny thing is that Steve Rendazo secretly wants me. Jocks like him always want freaky girls. Girls with horn-rimmed glasses and vegan footwear and Goth makeup. Girls who play the cello and wear Converse All-Stars and want to be children's librarians when they grow up. Oh yeah, jocks eat that shit up. They just won't admit it, because they're supposed to be into perfect cheerleaders like Leah. Who, incidentally, is into teachers.

Honestly, I'd rather listen to this than the film's soundtrack

ymn have a hamburger phone

I liked her in The Last of Us.

Please, don't stop. Maybe some time you'll actually find another scene with genuinely bad dialogue

ahahahha
have you even seen the flick?

It's horrendous dialogue. The Academy gave Diablo Cody the Oscar because they thought it was a satirical look at teenagers. Then her acceptance speech proved them wrong.

Not been to a forum lately? Teenagers are extremely obnoxious, especially those that try to be verbose without the self-awareness

Forum = text

Dialogue = speaking

I hope you realize what an idiot you've been.

The only difference in real life is the bullied kids don't speak so often so you forgot how dorky and retarded they are

I've met plenty of fucking idiots like Juno of both sexes. When they open up to you its like they think their life is a play

that idiot happens to be the self-insert for the screenwriter.

Jesus I forgot how shit this movie was.

>Phuket, Thailand!
What?

>Honest to blog
it was as cringy back then as it is now. I'm glad that Diablo Cody's career completely tanked. Other than the cringe dialogue, Juno was a good movie, though.

diablo i need you to kill yourself

His name is diablo, so people probably have been speaking to him like he's a retarded memebaby his whole life. He probably thinks that how people talk in everyday conversations.

IT STARTS WITH A CHAIR

Honestly I said so much dumb shit when I was a teenager.
This dialogue is obnoxious but I've known a lot of "art school" type girls in my life and senpai, they're obnoxious.

cutesy hipsters were better than social justice hipsters. let's go back to that.

this

I thought we had it bad, but goddamn, imagine being in high school now.

Her career seems to be doing alright. Not living up to following off winning an Oscar for best writer with her first screenplay but still has constant work.

Maybe because it sounds like fuck-it? I don't know man.

Diablo Cody is a woman.

Cant argue with that, i miss 2007 already..

Stop bullying Ellen right now.

this desu