"Careful sir, the butter is hot!"

>"Careful sir, the butter is hot!"

>That'll be $29.95 plus tip

Thanks Robert make sure to deliver the crab legs during the scheduled cinema stretch break, here's my wifes number.

I thought you got promoted to assistant manager, Robert.

Thank you, nigger. God bless.

I ASKED FOR CRAB LEGS YOU PORCH MONKEY

Where's my coke, Robby

i didn't order popcorn you stupid fucking NIGGER

>not microwaving your own popcorn at the convenience store across the street

plebs

>in line at the concession stand at the theater with a friend
>the guy in front of me has long greasy hair and smells and is overweight and wearing cargo shorts with socks and sandals
>keep my distance and wonder if he browses Sup Forums
>after he gets his pop corn he asks the poor girl running the concession stand if they serve crab legs and then laughs, she looks confused
>can't believe what I just heart
>while he's laughing he audibly lets out a loose fart
>he immediately stops laughing and speed walks away

I wonder if he's in this thread right now

You disgusting fat fucks i had to ask my american housemate if you actually put butter on your popcorn and its true. Fucking disgusting uncultured vermin

BUTTER NICE AND HOT

i asked my yuropoor roommate what do yuropoors pour in their popcorn and he said jizz.
is this true?

...

>go to europe
>ask for salt for my baked potato
>the waiter's jaw drops
>gasp heard throughout the entire restaurant
>s-salt sir?
>euro lady stands up and shouts "You told us all salt was a myth"
>riot breaks out
>manager asks me to leave but the damage is already done
>entire country is burnt to the ground overnight
>government salt stockades raided and burned as well
>the half of Europe was supported by this country's salt exports
>economic depression lasting years

bad senior trip to be honest

All these neets attacking a hard-working American, truly despicable

how do you even eat buttered popcorns? won't your fingers immediately get disgustingly greasy? do you just wipe them off on the seat after every grab? wont that make the seats literally marinaded in grease after every showing? who thought this would be a great idea to serve in a fucking cinema?

Robert. You're the greatest. You're the reason I keep coming back to this shitty theater

You know my son looks a little like you...

>in line at the concession stand at the theater with a friend

stopped

What did you just call me, boy?

...

>how do you even eat buttered popcorns?

Brits, everyone.

>crab legs ala corn sir. Butter on the side as requested

Robert turned the promotion down. He really enjoys working concessions.

You just drink them from the box

"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""butter""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""" nice and hot