mhmm

> mhmm
> nootka
> FUCKING AMERICANS
> mhmm
> why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
> powder
> mhmm
> eats pigeonshit

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>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810

What is pollution, faggot?

>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
The Industrial Revolution has been chugging out coal nonstop for about 50 years now

>pells egg with gloves on

why is brit television such garbage?

a FUCKING AMERICAN detected.

>wear surplus store trenchcoat and top hat
>waddle to the main door when mother asks when I'll return
>"You mhmmmm work. For me now mhhh"
>humm the menacing soundtrack as I leave my mother in tears behind
>head to the cornerstore
>walk upto the cashier
>stare at him autistictly
>cashier confused
>"Mhmmm powder?"
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off the cashiers thumb
>"wanna una jay hoo watana ya"
>blow off confetti on cashiers bleeding thumb
>two cops walk in with their tazers pointed directly at me
>"Mhmmm yes I have something for you now hmm"
>*take pants off*
>walk menancigly towards them with no pants holding an MS paint print out that reads Cholera
>cops taze me before i can hand them the cholera note
>taken into custody with my own puke on my face
>mom refuses to post my bail

after we wuz kangs in eegypt scene - dropped

Oh, you didn't like it? Go watch *mmmhmpf* John *mmmmfff* fucking *mmffgh* *pew pew* Wick.

>its another "Stuart tells someone to fuck off episode"

British savages can't create good entertainment, more news at 9.

I got two episodes into this before dropping. It was too memey instead I watched superior pope kino. No ragrats

*tips top hat*
*grunts softly*
*blows African Dust™*
*ghost-rapes sister*

>put on trenchcoat and tophat
>sneak up behind my mom
>grab her by the neck
>"mhmmm yes. You will. Watch kino with me now"
>mom is screaming
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice open her skirt and brassiere
>mom is nude
>"mhmmmm I will mhmmm hmm fix this"
>stare mom autistictly as she continues sobbing
>"Mhmmm powder"
>she stares confused
>"You. Yes. Mhmmm. Work for hmmmm me now"
>mom runs to her room and brings me johnson's baby powder
>smear some of it on my palm and blow it in moms face
>"yana hoo watayko inca no ay"
>mom is legit scared now
>"Boat mhmm"
>mom runs to the kitchen makes me a banana boat sundae in the nude
>swallow whole banana boat with gloves on
>"be. Very fareful. Mhmmm now"
>mom falls to the ground in submission
>*unsheathe karambit*
>slice off her thumb
>"You mhmmm betrayed me. Gave no sister mhmmm Im always in mhmmm hmmm your head now hmmm"
>*take pants off*
>*fuck mom*
>mid fuck slice open her throat
>attach MS paint print out with Cholera written on it on moms corpse
>turn 360 and walk away menancingly humming soundtrack

hmm... aaha.... hmmmmm...

Good day...

>THIS IS MINE
>gets drunk
>kills mixed race mutts
Is he Sup Forums guy?

truly a thread dedicated to how pleb Sup Forums is right now.

Taboo is slow, dark (visually as well as tonally) and unrelentingly humorless. Any of those three qualities on its own would be fine, but put together in service of what’s ultimately a trashy, if pretentious, revenge story, it’s an utter slog, and the biggest creative misstep FX has made in a while.

Mmmm I unironically enjoy this hmmmm

...

chemist is best boy

also I know this is hardys baby, but ti would be nice if this was more than the james delaney show

Why does this shit make me laugh? I haven't even seen the show

Hmmmmh be.....very...careful....now

>a nigger shows up
>he's a side character with no reason to be there except to act as a jaded scholar and quip at evil whitey

every time

You really are a fucking idiot, aren't you.

How does he even do that?

Spoken like someone with no knowledge of India, Voudon, menacing walking, cutting things off people, charming women by being aloof and intrusive, and saying the word "Nuutka" repeatedly.

Mm Nuutka

such skill!

>unrelentingly humorless

The humour is clearly too subtle for you, FUCKING AMERICAN

>opens inquest into sinking of slave ship, an important future plot point because delaney was on it

>no reason to be there

shut up dumb dumb

Mhhmm Nootka

Pollution is a Chinese conspiracy theory.

vocaroo.com/i/s1iKCnSoAMI6

Voodoo magic

>dark, dull and with a dash of homosexual undertones.
mmmmmmmmm yesssss

vee-eery carefully

Who /tabooisland/ here?

Sounds like my life mmh yes

I thought the show was pretty cool at first but now, it’s become pretty boring as it’s obvious that they’re dragging the story out to get additional seasons from the series and the show has become mostly style over substance.

Also; Bane cuts a deal with House Cards Guy for three coffins full of gunpowder?

How is that a good deal for the U.S.? That’s about the amount of powder that a small farming town out in the sticks would have and isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.

>why are the houses so dirty when they are almost new in 1810
London wasn't suddenly built in 1800

You're a Chinese conspiracy theory.

>isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.
It's not for the American army but Irish terrorists for an uprising.

>unrelentingly humorless

See! The old skinflint didn't even pay for his whores!

youtube.com/watch?v=ulzrVVzuh1U

>>isn’t going to make a shit of difference in the War of 1812.
>It's not for the American army but Irish terrorists for an uprising.

Three coffins worth of gunpowder still ain't going to make a shit of difference.

Mhmm NOOT NOOTKA

>burgers and their fuck own mothers will niggers fuck them fetish

some shit is beyond comprehension

Picked up

He was there to teach the masses about the rich African history of pyramid construction and kingdoms.

He said people who were almost black built the pyramids, not that egyptians are black.

>almost black
lmfao, what the fuck is that, almost black? egyptians are mediterraneans, not some half nordic, half black mix

Kek

Try actually paying attention.

...Do you think Egyptians were white?

>unironically started to hum the theme song constantly
>sister asks me what I'm humming while I was cooking
>mmmhh nootka
Already got tested if I'm on the spectrum, sadly I'm not.

Guess again.

Well, if they had reason to test you.....

Hmmhmm be very careful now

Hey idk bud, if the Americans can blockade the British Isles with a navy of 20 ships, apparently they can do a lot with a little.

Be very. Very. Caaareful nowww

>i need a shit
>someone give me a shit

what did he mean by this

youtube.com/watch?v=y5X3gLwvrRI

>mfw I just watched this episode

Good riddance. He told her...it(?) to fuck off a half a dozen times. I really don't get the point of Helga or the gelato. Were they doing anything in relation to the Trading Company?

They exist to ground the story slightly, unfortunately they are still products of a Hardy mind so they're weird and ambiguously autistic. It would be cute if Bane and Oona fled to New York and raised the mulata together, but this is clearly going to end on a bleak note.

Lorna best girl

She's so deliciously plain

>mhhhmm...eyebrows

She's Stacy af, Oona is /are weirdfu/

Is oona his sister?

Her face creeps me out

...

Yes and that's why she's great. Lorna is the basic bitch who fucks twenty men before she's out of high school, Oona is the awkward, weird-cute girl that can actually make a human connection with you.

That Egypt is a mix of fucking Arabs, North Africans, Greeks and Romans.

Hahahah Greeks actually believe this

none of those are black

You do realise the British Isles is fucking huge? 20 ships can't do shit.

She fucks her brother

And that's what the nigger says. Aren't you paying attention? He says their skin was almost as dark as his. Not that they were black.

Yeah, that's totally something an isolated, overly-sensitive girl would do

Half brother dumbass. Having a kid over 30 has more of a risk of birth defects than between half siblings

Yeah they made up a lot of stupid shit for this show

Swear they have the same native mother

>speedwatcher-kun

It's the funniest show on right now, faggot.

Doesn't Hardy have the insane native mother?

I assumed the sister did too because she has dark skin

They did. Mauritius wasn't nearly blown up by the French.

She does. But the sister is related only by the father.

Suspension of disbelief, the character is pure English but the actress is half-Spanish

That's stupid, did they not think it would be confusing making the non-native daughter look exactly like a fucking native

Are you British? I don't think she looks native at all, she looks Spanish. Her face is a classically Spanish face. It is slightly muddied when the native mom's cover story was that she was Spanish.

Everyone who takes the test is autistic, they tell every autist that they don't have it afterwards to minimize autistic screeching from the child's autism reacting to the reality of having autism. It's best to keep people like you in the dark concerning your condition.

/ourgirl/

I hope he haunts James and keeps calling him a nigger.

>mfw I thought they were going to become mutual rivals and Punished Thorne would eventually help James

Boy was i wrong on that one, but it's the feeling I got after FUCKING DELANEY saved and spared him at the duel.

It's a good think they killed him. It would've been too predictable otherwise. Also I knew Winter was gonna get killed by Delaney

Times you acted like 19th century bane?

So fucking PRETTY I can hardly stand it.

I love how her smile curls up like that

No way Thorne was going to live after he beat Incestfu and subjected her to an exorcism.

Quick rundown on James Delaney
>East India bow to Keziah
>In contact with his sister's vagina
>Possess nigger-like abilities
>Control London with an angry but fair fist
>Own ships & harbours globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Nootka Sound blood line
>Will bankroll the first brothels on Mars
>Own 99% of cholera and salt peter research facilities on Earth
>First baptised babies will in all likelihood be wearing top hats and big coats
>Ancient Nootkan scriptures tell of a large man's face who will appear face down in the mud and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with him
>scientists pointed a telescopic array at the source of the 'mmhhhmm bang' that created our universe
>this is what they heard: youtube.com/watch?v=UVwSzLYW9Qw
>The Prince Regent entrusts his gold reserves with Delaney. There's no gold in London, only pigeon shit
>uses voodoo to directly communicate with world leaders simultaneously
>the last person who resisted was Thorne Geary. He chose his words carefully and fled to Australia in fear.

>give safe passage to someone in exchange for some gunpowder and an important piece of land

How is that not a good deal for the U.S.? Granted, they should just betray and kill him since the will leaves Nootka to the U.S. They tried once and then just gave up after it didn't work, for whatever reason.