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Actors without bad movies

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most charming man in entertainment.

Doesn't matter how shitty a movie could be. He'll show up and elevate it.

>bubble boy
Try again OP.

CoR isn't shitty take that back!

mr peanut

Another quality movie coming up I see looking forward to it
What did you mean by this?

Prince of Persia

Not saying CoR is shit. Trying to turn this into a Karl Urban love thread.

Bubble boy is kino

yeah i came here to post this. come on OP try harder.

It's not that bad. It's charming like the first POTC

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>Accidental Love
>Highway
>The Good Girl

that thanksgiving theft film with eddie murphy

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Fuck you guys. I'm going for the easy mode since nobody claimed it yet.

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Only good movie is There Will Be Blood

Undisputed champion of never going JUST.

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but that's a lie

Ed harris has been in tons of shitty flicks.
I've got nothing.

close, but this exists: imdb.com/title/tt0875034/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1
Probably the most kino filmography of all-time

I'm still there

That was good.

You guys first

wrong. donnie darko is bad

Michael Fassbender has a pretty good track record. Shame he does capeshit to ruin it though.

Indeed. Thank you, Meryl Streep, by sucking his life while sucking his talent with his cunt, thus making his filmography perfect

>he would have 3 Oscars by now if alive

the ONLY one is John Cazale

prince of persia

jumanji
moana

lotr
judge dredd

literally who

gangs of new york
there will be blood
lincoln
lotr
gi jane
national treasure
pain and gain
300
jonah hex
x men
prometheus
12 years a slave
assassin's creed

Seriously i've enjoyed everything he's been in

Also vidyashit.

The Counselor is awful

Not so fast

Judge dredd was pretty good.

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Let's pretend that Suicide Squad doesn't exist in this timeline.

Jared Leto.

Wait! Aren't we all forgetting one variable in the equation!?

Black and white.

>lotr
uwotm8

>mr nobody

Yea because he fucking died so quickly

prove me wrong

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LOTR is trash you fuckin redshit

bubble boy is amazing

prince of persia was fucking horrific though

I just did with Scofield.

Also,

By falling for the Jake Gyllenhaal meme you're every bit as bad as the people lining up for the latest Chris Pratt flick. These men are marketing tools, not actors. Nocturnal Animals/Nightcrawler are a hollywood shill job made for the express purpose of creating a new "legitimate" actor to be used in subsequent capeshit releases in order to attract the "film buff" demographic to maximize profits. This happens all the time in hollywood. They pluck out a new star with an inoffensive face from obscurity, put them in an indie shit on the cheap, and bam, they now have "legitimacy" "wow look at this hot new talented actor" appeal and can now be a new "artificial star" to hinge your summer tentpole release on.

It is all fraud, a manipulation. Jake Gyllenhaal is no more an artist, no more a human being even, than the new mcdonalds festive hamburger promotion. He is smoke and mirrors, a light show, a pretend actor.

Exact same career progression is true of all of the shilled meme actors of late. Lawrence, Fassbender, Hardy, Pratt, Isaac. By supporting these "lesser known" critical darling you are only enabling the pre-production marketing phase of the capeshit machine.

Gyllenhaal is lying to you with his very existence

>mfw this thread

What matters is their performance, not the quality of the overall film. The product itself has so many factors involved that can go wrong in post-production alone, and these people don't control that.

prince of persia doesn't count because its vidyashit

>Ctrl + F
>dishonest
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Come on, step it up.

the point of this thread is to point at actors who have never been in a good film
any idea that this is indicative of their quality as an actor are imagined assumptions by you

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>national treasure
>bad

he's in the sequel not the original one

>this movie doesn't count because it's bad
oh then i guess every actor belongs in this thread

karl urban wasn't in judge dredd

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>national treasure 2
>bad
youtube.com/watch?v=cnggbP7xHCo

No need

dumb frogposter

sorry, i meant Dredd not Judge Dredd

This. Can't think of a bad movie/tv with classic Paul Dano in it.

This board has the worst possible taste in acting

Was only 4 in the car notxxd 6 right??wtf

>see thread
>wonder how long until john cazale comes up
>"hmm it's Sup Forums so there has to be a couple of shitposts but it can't be more than 5 posts"
>takes 20 posts

Day After Tomorrow
And before you decide to come in and defend because you watched it as a kid or some other bullshit reason, remember that we're talking about a movie where characters are being chased through a corridor by cold

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Bubble Boy, Day After Tomorrow, Demolition...

it's not that bad and Jake certainly makes it decent,it just suffers from shit editing.

Is Swiss Army Man kino?

The Loft was unreedemable garbage, fuck you.

The closest possible answer... but don't forget that NINE exists.

came here to post this

search your heart, you know it to be true

>liking fag propoganda

>lotr is bad

Nocturnal Animals was garbage.

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Fight me

Jake is definitely /ourguy/

Classic Paul Dano makes every movie good.

what a classic

Mr fantastic or whatever that crappy ultra hippie movie was called.

gladiator

You're garbage

Most of you live to bait, clearly

>just now realized that this guy was Urban

mindblown

All great

what

You know it's true

Someone sounds horribly jealous

gladiator

Daddy would you like some sausage