Lowbrow masterpieces

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TWO AIR VENTS ON THE ROOF

>he's gonna make you his sex slave, you're gonna GARGLE MAYONNAISE
>no!

THAT'S WHAT THE GUY WAS TALKING A-SHIT

ELECTRIC EYE

The set footage of this movie is kino.

>Oldman walking around on his knees among a bunch of dwarfs while trying to hold back laughter
>Matthew McConnayayahey looking dead inside
>Beckinsale delivering bantz
>director being insane and constantly singing and talking while the camera operators and the actors making the movie far away from the director

INFILTRATE

STORM THE GATE

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Watch any part and just skip through them. All of it is gold.

For example:
youtube.com/watch?v=IzL4hFnHa6Q
2:10

The New Guy.
Hell, pretty much anything DJ Qualls has been in.

Burton's best

This underrated marvel.

Almost every attempt at an actual joke falls flat but a film about dumb meathead hitmen horribly fucking up with ridiculous John Woo action scenes and Wahlberg being terrible is pure entertainment to me.

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>BUST SOME CAPS!

HE MET JABLES AND HE TAUGHT HIM WELL
ALL THE TECHNIQUES THAT WERE DEVELOPED IN HELL
COCK PUSHUPS AND THE POWER SLIYYYDE
GIG SIMULATION NOW THERE'S NOWHERE TO HIDE

NINJA STYLE
SAMURAI
METAL POLE
CLIMB THAT SHIT
CLIMB ONTO THAT MOTHUHFUCKUH

checked and tell them large marge sent ya

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USE THE COCK

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Amazing parody movie. Songs are pretty good too.

The epitome of kinomedy

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