John Wick is pissed off and after you

>John Wick is pissed off and after you
>The protagonist of the last movie you watched will protect you
>How fucked are you?

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Doctor Strange

goodbye john wick

I'm good faggot

Just watched John Wick 2, so I guess he'd be fighting himself?

Batman
I feel pretty safe to be completely honest.

I'd just take off in his spaceship
Later faggot

Mark Wahlberg from shooter. Takes out John Wick at 1000 yards before he can get close enough to do any damage.

I hope to God no Hollywood people lurk Sup Forums and see this. I don't want a John Wick gets cloned movie.

OUTTA MY WAY FUCKIN JOHN WICK SHIT

I'm safe with all my assets placed in offshore accounts. His tax policy has no power here

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w-well find a way right?

100% fucked

but maybe there will be a romantic plot line before i die

jonah hill from superbad. im fucked but at least i''ll die laughing

what was John Wicks tax plan?

I die horribly, they both get out unscathed

The Terminator

Going by Kyle Reese, could be a badass battle.

I'll be fine, toon logic will protect me.

lel you're stuck with Frodo not Gandalf you nerd

I was wondering what would hapen in a john wick vs batman scenario, where the plot armor overlap would implode. Maybe something like john wick wins because that was batman's plan or some bullshit like that idk

yep im good

Does Arnie count as the protag of T2? if so, bring it on.

wouldn't be able to stop bullets'
would get sniped by john
john wins ezpz
john wick does no harm to truman
>implying john wick has an imagination
she'll get sniped 2ez

>wickfags

id just tell him i was sorry. thats all he wants is an apology

>implying john wick has an imagination
He doesn't need imagination to have every bullet blocked by batarangs and then getting caught with a netgun or some similarly stupid but hilarious cartoon bit.

Clarice from Silence of the Lambs. Fucking RIP me.

How fucked am I?

>John Wick 2
Whoever wins I lose.

I think I'm safe

I think I'm fucked but maybe based Lon Chaney can pull something off

The One remake tied to John Wick universe.

>>How fucked are you?

Not as fucked as John

guaranteed to jack him up

>odd thomas
Most likely extremely boned.

>My Bloody Valentine (1981)
I'm already dead.

the last movie I watched was John Wick

Lego batman. So im pretty fucked. First off Lego batman is smaller than my dick, second he is just a childs toy that only comes to life when a kid plays with it.

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>john wick
>has to both protect me and try and kill me at the same time
>Goes mad and cant decide what to do
>kills himself
>i walk away unharmed

Ant-sized Viggo?

>tfw lego batman is bigger than my dick

Nigga took out Sauron, Voldemort, King kong, and Daleks.

Wick is a fucking wall-smear.

I watched Tommy Boy last night. What happens to me?

Honestly, what are my chances?

John is fucking dead, gun skill is nothing to genius intellect and master Acting/Con-skills

not the protag

you get the easily-dominated chick

Not sure how to feel

Forgot pick

>Andrew Nieman
That drumset will delay Wick for about half a second
I'm dead

Django.
The d is silent.

I'm fucked, John don't do comical stuff like the villains of Indiana Jones and he's a better marksman.

>doctor strange

im fine niggas

Could be worse, desu

Sgt. Knickerless Asswipe.

Ends in a draw.

I tried :(

Cunnypower beats all

>John Wick
I am not sure.

Not a movie, but last thing I watched was a hour long tribute to richard harrow from boardwalk empire. He is old timey, but still a stone cold killer.

God damn it.

The Third Reich will keep me safe

>imagine John Wick single hadenly taking down the Third Reich.
Omg uhguh!

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Coolest man wins. You'll be fine.

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>whatever works

my only hope is that larry david drives john wick into an existential crisis.

The only reason John Wick is even alive in the first movie is because of plot armor. He would have died a thousand times over in the night club shoot out part if it was real life.

It's fine, TARS would be able to set memes to 100% and we'd go Interstellar to escape

How fucked am i?

P R E P T I M E
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Fuck

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yeah im thinkin im safe

Just watched Big Jake.
Does John Wick have
GRIT?
R
I
T
?

Sullivan from Road to Perdition

I might be ok but probably not

this would be exatly the scene where brad pitt gets shot in the movie burn after reading.

My nigga!

The Pacific.

So the entire Marine Corps.

Good luck John.

Ghost in the Shell

I should be fine.

The Red Pill? What did you think?

Split
Hopefully the beast shows up
If it's ayy lmao I'm toast

Could anyone beat Batman?

>black dynamite
Jive ass motherfucker gets beaten

how did you like the show m8

Steven Seagal in Under Siege. I'm safe.

I might live if he gets to keep his men

Im good

>nothing personal kid

I'm fucked unless he brings the robot

>John Wick vs John Wick

Unless shows count:
>LAD Jack Bauer vs John Wick
I'll die without a doubt. But it would be worth it to see them got at each other.

The last movie that I watched was The Clique, meaning that my life is now in the hand of a whiny, conniving asshole played by a poor mans Miley Cyrus.
Well, shit.

I'm good

Rick Deckard

He can just outrun him and Wick will probably fall off the blade

Hilarity

Do tv shows count? If so it's Samurai Jack, the greatest warrior who ever lived.

>last movie you watched
>they keep posting 199x 200x classics

I watched gremlins, I'm fucked.
That 80's kid ain't gonna do much and Gizmo ain't exactly going to help.

maybe if I had prep time I would just cause an outbreak and hope they get him in the chaos

Only 4 episodes in. Good so far. Heard that Band of Brothers is better. Need to watch that too.

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Not the duder your talkin too, but I always digged the pacific. Its contrast with BoB really helps to highlight the stark differences in the two theaters, and it doesnt pull punches in showing how brutal both sides got just out of the need to survive in the insanity they were in. Cant remember the characters name right now but the scenes with the lousiana character and sledge are some of the best ones on the show imo.

I think I'll be fine.