It's a Lord of the Rings thread

>It's a Lord of the Rings thread

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>It's a Lord of the Rings thread

Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings.

...so, since this thread is already here does anyone play lotro?

>Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings
lmao

I miss playing Battle for Middle Earth II online desu

>lmao

Please leave Reddit friend

whatever helps you sleep at night I guess, but I'm not a numale

you'd be surprised, the shitposting in wc is not too different from here

What was Valinor's tax policy?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHY DO YOU REMIND ME OF THIS FUCK

>you will never raise armies of haradrim to crush goblins ever again

JUST

>Nope, numales don't like Lord of the Rings.
this just keeps getting funnier and funnier

who are you even trying to relate to

what are you doing

I don't think you know what a numale is.

>AHHHHHH, A NEW 'ORDE OF ORCS

THE FEELS

Someone needs to copy BFME hero creation and custom maps where you fight heroes vs waves of hordes and make a moba/tower defense combo.

Playing videogames is pure numale ideals.

But they *love* to post on Sup Forums

If I were a guy I'd probably have given up on defending whether or not I'm a numale. But I definitely wouldn't be able to grow a beard anyway so what would I get out of it. I'd be bald as an egg.

WE PUT UP THE HA-RA-DRIM PALACE

>ANOTHER BUILDING ALL FINISHED UP

I AM THE MESSENGER OF MORDOR

did the tax meme already die?

MIDDLE EARTH SHALL BE FAIR ONCE MORE

I used to play it during released then stopped. Was pretty lore friendly while still trying to make a decent game

>playing as the baddies and finding the ring gets your mother fucking Sauron

>playing as the good guys and finding the ring gets you Galadriel of all things

Fuck it all.

I swear there is a lord of the rings themed moba. Forgot the name it was available for consoles as well

Neither of these pertain to LotR though.

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you're welcome

Who was this faggot supposed to be, Glorfindel?

nah, there's no need to spam it non stop

>that cunt that spent all of his starting money on nazguls and rushed your base in BFME 1

>Galadriel is not powerful
>the only person who would be capable to resist the forces of Sauron
>one of the only elves alive to have witnessed the light of the trees
>Galadriel not important
>her hair literally captures the light of the trees
>the most powerful elf alive
>she wield one of the great rings
>hidden from Sauron

Galadriel is GOAT, deal with it you misogynistic pig.

How bitter are you that you don't get fucked and you hate niggers, faggots, jews and women?

Stephen Colbert loves LotR

And so does Varg Vikernes.

>i have a special name for things i dont like

Ok tumbrl

>be me
>born under the Two Trees
>my hair capture their light inside them, be beautiful af
>this edgy elf-prince falls for them, wants one of my hair
>tell him to fuck off because I am an edgy teen myself
>he is a great craftsman though so he captures the light of the Trees himself on some crystals to fap to
>whatever
>he gets increasingly paranoid over someone stealing them
>eventually this evil god shows up and kills his father, fucks up the trees and steals the gems
>massive shitstorm
>fast forward 8000 years
>2 civil wars, 3 genocides, millions dead, two continents obliterated, a dozen civilizations and races lost later, all this bullshit seems about to come to an end
>the gems are destroyed and the last Maiar follower of this asshole is about to get his shit rekt
>see we got his ring of power and we are going to destroy him forever
>this random dwarf shows up and likes my hair too
>he asks for a hair of my head
>dwarves are good craftsmen right?
>oh hell no, we are not doing this again
>give him a hair and two more for backup

I'd bang colbert but not varg.

mordor was weak as shit. zergrush everything with pikemen as isengard is the patrician tactics. the moment you had upgrades it was gg until like 1.2 or so