Is Amanda Bynes talking about Dan?

Is Amanda Bynes talking about Dan?

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Who the fuck else would it be?

Which one is amanda bynes?

>your boss
Oh shit, she really is talking about Dan.

Nickelodeon would lose so much money if this was ever proven true.

>ashley banks
who

We need to go deeper!

:^)

whether ashley banks is amanda bynes or not, i genuinely feel sorry for bynes. girl must have shown mental issues back in her teen years or adolescence. her abrupt retirement from acting was just the first sign the public was aware of. i hope she continues to receive help.

that's kinda hot

Posting this ancient copypasta because maybe there was some truth to it after all.

Some of you might remember Lori Beth Denberg, she was the fat chick from All That and Figure it Out. You know, the one that usually played loud and obnoxious characters. While she was an original cast member, she wasn't one of Dan Schneider's original picks. He had originally picked another girl to have that spot in the cast; a pretty, blond 11 year old. The girl's parents were reluctant to sign the contract to allow their daughter to be on the show, which was putting a hold on filming. Nickelodeon was getting really antsy about it though, but Schneider was dead set on having this girl (and "having" this girl). The studio eventually said enough is enough, and told him to forget about the girl. They instead insisted that because it was too late to start up auditions again, that he had to use Lori Beth, who pulled from the auditions they were doing for another show.

The thing about Dan "do cocaine off of that can" Schneider though, is that he couldn't forget about that little blond girl. He was so close to tappin' that, and it slipped out of his greasy sausage fingers. It pissed him off even more that he was saddled with that fat pig, Denberg. He remembered that and would take it out on her for her entire tenure at Nickelodeon. He would constantly write her the most annoying and unflattering characters, and generally treat her poorly while filming. That wasn't even the worst of it though, there was something far more sinister going on behind the scenes.

Early on in the show's run, there was one sketch where Denberg was required to say a long list of items in a rapid fire manner. She kept flubbing the lines and laughing about it, which made Dan furious. He stopped filming for the afternoon and invited her, as well as Kenan and Kel to come to his office and rehearse in private. He offered the kids sodas, but had slipped roofies into Lori Beth's drink. Before long, she was out of it, passed out on Dan's couch. He then went over, spread her legs and signaled to the boys.

"Well, go ahead. She's all yours."

Kenan and Kel just looked confused.

"Jesus Christ, spit roast that white bitch! FUCK HER!"

Kel, raised in a strict christian home, was appalled by the idea. Kenan though, wasn't too popular with girls because of his weight and was all too willing to go along with it.

Schneider tried his best to bargain with Kel, saying that if he went along with his wishes, that he would make the kids stars. He'd get them their own show, movies, anything.

Kenan asked if he could get them on Saturday Night Live, of which Dan guaranteed.

Elated, Kenan then begged Kel "Come on, man! Let's split this bitch in two! Kel, however, still refused. As punishment, Schneider locked the door and made him watch in disgust as his friend went to town on the passed out girl, while Dan masturbated in the corner.

"Your going to regret this, son." the fat pervert said as he cleaned his dick with the girl's shirt. "Kenan here is going to be a star, and you'll be nothing. A washed up nobody who's lucky if he gets a role in a TV movie."

For the record, thanks to Schneider pulling some strings, Kenan did end up getting a role on Saturday Night Live, and has been on that show for years. Kel, on the other hand, can barely get any work, only landing roles in SyFy original movies. To this day, Schneider makes sure of that. While the two did have a movie and their own spin-off show, he tried his best to keep Kel out of it. He insisted that the kid was a one note actor and wasn't funny. Nickelodeon though, loved him and he was popular with audiences, so they made sure he stayed.

This wasn't the end of the story though. A month later, Lori Beth was constantly sick on the set, and after a visit to the studio nurse, she was found to be pregnant. This wasn't the first time a young girl at Nick was found to be knocked up (or the last, just ask Jamie Lynn Spears), so the nurse consulted with Dan first, to see if it was his doing.

They pulled the girl aside and told her what was going on. He was blunt with her, telling her exactly what happened. He then gave her an ultimatum

"Listen, here are your options, you stay quiet, and we get you a quick abortion, no one is none the wiser. If we do that though, you then become my bitch. You do whatever I want! No questions asked. You do that, and I also make sure you stay on this show. Your other option, is you can go and blab all about it. By doing that though, you have to tell mommy and daddy that your insides were torn asunder by the big black cock, and you have a little nigger growing inside of you."

Hoping to put it all behind her, she agreed, got the abortion, and made a deal with the devil.

She continued to appear on All That for the next five seasons, but the torture would continue. Any time she messed up a scene, Dan would lead her and Kenan (regardless of if he was in the scene or not) into his office and force them to fuck. All That was famous for having a lot of musical guests, mostly hip hop stars. She would be regularly pimped out to them, and they'd be told that NOTHING is off limits.

Five years and three abortions later, she left the show and never had much of a career after that. Dan "Lead them to my trailer, lock them up like a jailer" Schneider made sure of that.

There are countless stories just like this. There's a legacy of horror at Nick thanks to Danny boy. Kel had written about it in his tell all book "Aw Here it Goes! The True Story of the Slime On and Off the Camera at Nickelodeon." Viacom (Nick's parent company) got word of it, and their lawyers made sure the book would never see the light of day.

Dan Schneider must be stopped.

wtf?!?! I hate pedos now

how could he do that to poor kel??

so this is her account and her parents control her real one?

Any evidence for this story? Gets a little farfetched with the cuckold stuff.

Of course not it's a meme. Too bad about Amanda Bynes. My first childhood fap along with the Latina girl on All That.

OMG, it's HER!!!!

You fags are so gullible. Have some respect and objectivity you morons.

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HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!

Wow, she really unJUSted herself.

What did she mean by this?

Was she ever hot?

She's mentally ill and seems to be lying about her parents being evil so they won't be able to commit her to psychiatric care.

/cel/ when Swagshit and Co?

Her parents are stage parents. They ARE evil.

when has a parent ever not been evil?

Fat.

happedings

who is fake? real? who is who? if amandabynes is real, why not prove with timestamp?

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>Twitter is fake

At least we know that Dan Schneider crowdsourced foot porn on the official Sam and Cat twitter.

see Drivers license is pretty good proof. She has other pics that all are obviously Amanda Bynes.

(((((((they))))))) will win again

why would she have a photograph of her drivers license on her private instagram?

Perhaps Miley Cyrus or Jamey Lynn Spears

the other account says the pics of her are from the private instagram this impersonator has gotten, so we can't actually see if they are since the instagram is private. someone should just tweet both to prove with a timestamp of some sort.

>why would she have a photograph of her drivers license on her private instagram?
why would she have it on her twitter? to prove it's her account. might have done the same on her insta.

What if they're both real, but the "fake" one is some multiple personality shit and she doesn't know that she's actually both accounts.

She's a coal burning crackwhore so I don't really care about her future or well-being.
She had a funny show when I was 12 that's about all the fucks I give about her.

Guys, she just stopped taking her meds again.
She will be back to normal in no times.

what if Sup Forums is just you posting alone without realizing it
all the posts here made by you without you being aware
kinda like the situation with bynes you claim
everything ok user? were you abused when you was a child?

unmasking the hollywood pedos would be great though
probably will never happen tho

>Gets a little farfetched
Lmao
It's just another Sup Forums fetish pasta written by another fat lonely retarded memer.
Pretty funny though.

>it's a post your feet to Sam and Cat twitter episode

dirty dan can't keep getting away with it

nah, i'm quite certain there are at the very least 4 of us
you
me
that guy who always disagrees
and the shitposter

Why would Amanda Bynes' official Instagram post a photo with a DL? Seems like the kinda thing you do when you want to prove you're real. Not something necessary from an official account.

>tfw digging into it
this is really weird guys...
ibtimes.com/amanda-bynes-very-bad-person-ashley-banks-her-rumored-twitter-alias-explains-2406751

(also, check out the twitter account, there's only tweet - from today, and it's spoopy as fuck)

>picture of Ariel Winter

I just retweeted these to Dan "the man" and Nickelodeon. How insufferable am I?

:^P

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