I'M GONNA MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE

>I'M GONNA MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JOKE

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>I have that exact same fantasy, except I want to stay and watch

>I only do girls above 5/10

>I only do guys without neckbeards

>sorry can you repeat that please?
>sorry what? again please
>I don't get it
>uhmm what? I don't understand

>That is cheap, lady. But not as cheap as Subway's weekly offers.

>you will now witness a live suicide

>thanks for looking out for my career. i wouldn't want to be caught in the PR scandal of two famous people caught eiffel towering a low rate escort

>you're lucky I don't have my japanese sword with me

>Yeah I'm sure you think about lots of cocks all the time but we're here to talk about a movie not your childhood

>y-you too...

>Funny, that's not how your mom acted at all

>no wonder your country gets bombed all the time

Can somebody give me a rundown on what actually happened?

>FUCK YOU BITCH REEEEEEE

>I would love to help you but I don't want my friend to catch any STD

>" I have an army of autists trying to come up with a good comeback for months on an obscure Taiwanese basket weaving forum.Wgat do you have you fucking bitch?"

>Am I not human? Do I not suffer the same slings and arrows of outrageous fortune as you or your audience does? Ma'am, your words do not harm me. As the great poet and orator Ovid once so astutely put it some millenia ago: "Happy is the man who has broken the chains which hurt the mind, and has given up worrying once and for all." The chains are broken, mademoiselle. The only injury you have done is to your own self worth. Good day.

Some French talk-show host insulted based Jonah by telling a weird story about how she once fantasized about taking him to a hotel room and fucking his friends.

Jonah threw a cup of coffee at her, so now her face is all fucked up.

>a cup of coffee

It was a acid attack. Subway covered for him.

Based Hill

Subway didnt do shit for hiim

This is France, Sharia law rules

He walked out of that set with the key to the city

>Unmm...

*audience breaks out in laughter*

>I would still have enjoyed your company, sex isn't everything in life and however I can afford better sluts anyway

>stupidbitchessay"what"

>I am a Jew. Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die?
he literally is a jew lol

I don't get all the hate for Jonah. He seems like a chill dude.

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>if you act a roastie you will a toastie, whore

>6 years later and Sup Forums still can't come up with anything good

Face it, in no timeline, in no alternate universe, is it possible to unJUST Jonah in this exchange.

Those shoes are hideous.

most of the answers in this thread are good

this is the only canon answer

>How much should I tell them you charge by the hour?

Which ones, pray tell?

>*throws acid*

There. The perfect comeback.

Are you guys roleplaying as butthurt americans ? If not how much do you weigh yourself please ?

>Tell them it's on the house this time, but it'll be 500$ for you to watch.

these

>obscure

>thinking a daft cunt like her would have anything to respond with

>All the same thing with different words
>Low hanging "lmao ur a prostitute tho!"

Those aren't good, but they sure are Sup Forums

This threads always makes me sad for you people

t. roast beef

That's French for beef which is roasted.

implying her roast was sophisticated
>hehe I would whore out with him but not with you cuz you're uglier
really made me think

t. the author of those posts

>if a handsome guy said this to a fat actress, people would riot. Fucking smelly piece of shit I be you don't even shave your armpits

That's the point, she went low with a sex joke on the attack, so if Jonah were to come back calling her a whore or going with an even lower sex joke he just looks assblasted. That's why he was destined to be btfo. He's boxed in from the get go. She's a roasting genius.

WE MGTOW NOW

>t. hilary clinton voter who thinks "when they go low we go high" is actually how people settle arguments

this is why you will never have any power over anything

you are weak

This, the only solution was to ruin the mood for everyone by saying something like "Well, I guess no one is going to miss me when I am dead either" and follow it with silence.

he got you to reply

>2 years later and Sup Forums still can't think of a comeback

so?

>I am rubber you are glue

Wouldn't something like "they can do better" be a good enough slight without going too low?

>They don't want AIDS

>Exchanging jokes is an argument

Youre a retard.

I think the best response would have been self deprication, like "Have you been talking to my wife? That's her fantasy too!" It diffuses the hostility, makes everyone laugh, and doesn't give her any more ammo like these morons in the thread are. He's a funny man, not some insult comic. Also the translation issues don't really give him a chance to come up with something witty and insulting in return without looking butthurt.

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>Wow that's interesting, because Leonardo told me about a similar fantasy of his. Only in his version, you're the one that leaves.

>That's fine, I bet they don't fantasize about you lol

the best one I think
>people make fun of you
>so you must make fun of yourself even more
this meme produced many of the school shooters