What if the girl from the Ring married Jason Vorhees?

What if the girl from the Ring married Jason Vorhees?

Is it worth it if you both know that you're kept apart by everyone you know?

That's so cute.

even on his knees Jason should be taller than Sadako

>she thrives in her social circle
>he ends up alone with every group he's ever been with, eventually gone

Better?

>Sadako wearing shoes

Back in the well with her!

my fucking heart

He has to treat a girl with some new clothes every now and then

But how will she scare people if she's wearing a savvy gown instead of her usual getup?

They fall in love

Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all. She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

That sounds like a really boring plot

>tfw you'll never marry a qt3.14 asian with long black hair

JDIMSA

Literally the only ship I get behind.

I know I'm a fag, but its a cute.

I had the opportunity to, but realized I couldn't.

This is going to sound retarded, but she only wanted to watch Disney movies. She hated horror movies.

I realized I couldn't. 75% of what I watch is gory spooky shit.

>tfw horror appears to be popular in Asia but despite interacting with Azns on a weekly basis can't find qt fob who enjoys gore/spook

This could maybe work

>Ring video phenomenon has made its way to the U.S.
>Jason happens upon teenager viewing the Ring. Murders him/her.
>Watches it then shambles off.
>Maybe he happens on another teenager in the 7 day interim
>Sadako murders him/her before he can
>Visiblyimpressed.jpg
>Sadako comes for him.
>She arrives, finding him in a living room butchering teenagers
>Intrigued. She tries to murder him, takes his mask off. More intrigued by his grotesqueness
>Decides to take him in the t.v. world
>They go around crawling through t.v.'s, murdering people, slowly falling in love.

Jesus Christ if they can make a some what decent Freddy and Jesus Cross over why can't they make a romcom horror? It would be so much fun.

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Murder isn't romantic or funny, user

>Murder isn't romantic or funny, user

Romeo and Juliet says otherwise

Silly user, women love it when you murder someone they know. It's like a card on Valentine's Day. Virgin confirmed

Mickey and Mallory Knox disagree.

Imagine a soak and wet rotting corpse getting dicked by another soak and wet corpse

Now imagine the smell

Stop fucking with my feelings.

Wtf is this shit. I want Freddy to tear that bitch a new one.

>Jason only needed love to not become what he has become
Honestly I feel terrible for the guy.

>Soak and wet

You mean soaking wet? I'd assume it was a typo but you said it twice

it would be extremely reddit

but I would pay a ticket for a jason vs sadako movie

It was a double typo

>He doesn't do couple style multiple homicides and then go for ice cream.

What do you have against love user?