Childhood faps

>Childhood faps

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Oh boy.
>imagine

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grin and bear it

God I love blonde women, shame they don't like blacks guys like me.

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Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

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>father

TIME IS A BITCH

Still would fuck modern day Jessica Lange. Which is pretty damn impressive. Aged like a cheese, a good cheese that is but still it should have been had long ago.

Good lad

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Does anyone remember that one website break.com? They had a celeb nude section that was the first time u ever knew celebs got naked. Used to fap to the Tara Reid scene so much

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That lesbo scene in Black Swan.
I don't have an image on hand, sorry.
I hope someone has a webm of it and can post it.

bump
also next dubs decide what I fap to tonight

There it is

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Furry porn.

thank fuck
bestiality is a sin

sauce

ohhhh, yes! That blink-and-you'll-miss-it topless moment...

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bestiality

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Diane Lane in Unfaithful

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76 76 counts as dubs, enjoy your depravity you disgusting child molesting fuck

child porn

thank you

which movie? i forgot

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A jew is a jew is a jew

that was just a few years ago and that's your childhood faps? get out underage faggot

Trash from Return of the Living Dead

>childhood
How fucking old is this show? How old are you?

2010

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>being a child in 2010

faggot

More of a man-child.

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American Pie

Canadian Cake

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Yess!!!

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>that feel when you were too dumb to fap when you were young

Muh first waifu

Seeing her in Susie Q on the Disney channel was the moment my sexuality came online.

>R.I.P. Mia Amber Davis

CP

Zuh-oh!!

Still fap worthy

the girl from termination 3.

Enjoy your ride in the party van

lmao it really is le doggy dog world out there

I fapped to anything as a kid. Literally anything.
Sometimes not even remotely sexual.

40 Year Old Virgin.
> When they trap in the room with the porn playing in the background
> When he's picturing that busty woman from the porn he was watching

Scary Movie 2
> Essentially anything involving that redhead

American Pie
> Too many parts to mention

Call me a sicko, but I used to just tape any TV show what so ever with some kind of attractive woman on. Then replay the tap and hit pause at parts when they blink and are in the middle of talking to make it look like their "O" face.

hahahaha!!!

same, fugg

Snuff I can handle, CP, bestiality, anthro expansion anal vore whatever, but this is some sick shit
I bet mothers cross the street to avoid you, fucking scum of the Earth

I dunno if it's the lack of sleep or what but this made me laugh way more than it should have.

Move to Sweden.
Or make a ton of money.

I guess it's sort of Sup Forums related, but do any Britfags remember Babestation? I'd stay up all night yanking it to that.

I found out recently that it's still on which amuses me.

>search "Porn" on Yahoo images
>Family uses google

It was airtight until I realised what history is. Also I didn't realise there were porn videos when I was 9, somehow.

It's still on now. But yeah, by that point though I already moved on to regular online porn. But I did enjoy TVX previews.

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Coming off what user said, what simple as fuck terms did you guys search for when discovering internet porn.

I'll sometimes put that on when I get in drunk on a weekend

It's tits innit?

I want the days back before I started watching porn.

Hell I used to think women in thongs was the hottest thing. Instant boners.

I remember stumbling on a sex scene in a movie, or watching those late night soft core porno's they played and having a great time.

Now it takes me forever to find some decent porn vids to fap to.

"boobs"
"naked ladies"

jaime pressly in that weird jerry springer movie

"mom fucks son" "brother fucks sister"
I was really into incest for some reason.
I still am

> sex.com
> boobs.com
> "Giant boobs"
Hehe.

>get PSP when they first come out around 11/12
>fiddle with a couple of games, realise handhelds are a dogshit gimmick
>there's an internet tab on the XMB
>it's a legit browser, slow but it works and it's 100% secure, no getting caught trying to close tabs or history on the family computer, just pretend you're playing a game or worst case scenario slip it under the blankets face down
My first fap was with that thing in one hand, I deleted all my saves to fill that little SD card with countless fucking bookmarks
To this day I breathe a little quicker holding my phone sideways, no joke

sex
I was a naughty little devil.

Mate, just go to PornHub's top viewed videos, people love that shit.

For the longest time I didn't even wank when I watched porn (well not porn, more like erotica at most). I just sort of watched it and just enjoyed having a boner, I guess. Anyone else do this or is it just me? When I did it for the first time I really panicked when I came and didn't know what to do and got scared because my cock stayed up for like 3 minutes after before going down which I thought wasn't normal at the time.

Elisha Cuthbert. Maxim 2002

My first faps were naked cartoon women I drew myself. Once I learned how to draw boobs I had my own porn.

if you ever want a laugh go visit their forums
the fucking sad cunts who tune in every night take this shit so seriously make you feel better about your own pathetic little life

Have no memory of first wank, just something that started happening. I remember being like 11-12 and jacking it at least... 11 or 12 times to a music channels "Top 20 sexist music videos".

But the thing that bugs me is that only sexually deprived indians, arabs and gooks like incest. And I'm white

>type "boob"
>too young to realize what history is and how to delete
>freak out
>what a sec
>type "boo"
>"boooo"
>"boooooooooo"
>"boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
>"booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

>turn 10 later on and realize I can just type "banana"

I remember the first time I came I was jacking with my Dad asleep in the other room. I went over to see if he was still asleep and that is the moment it happened.

Also had two family members die as I was wanking.

"girl"
Got a pic of some Asian woman's tits, was satisfied.

That initial search was inspired by me getting a boner while reading the descriptions of pay per view porn in the tv channel guide.

Then I discovered pornhub and it was all downhill from there, I now frequent /d/.

Those

Fucking

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'Sabrina the Teenage Witch naked and stuff'

>tfw I didn't realise fake nudes were a thing and assumed every actress did softcore porn

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God, I wanted to fuck her. I didn't even know what fucking meant, but I wanted it.

>tfw I still watch this

>manage to convince my sister "teen porn" only shows in the drop down because it is the worlds most popular search

I told her a few years later I just wanted to jack to teens

*record scratch* Yep, that's me. Bet you're wondering how I got into this situation. Well, it all started when...

Almost like the sad cunts who spend nights here on Sup Forums taking this shit seriously

I used to browse the H-comic section of J-List and when I was done I would force shutdown the computer so the history didn't save.