Be me

Not bald enough

No bad guys formed my political views, but I always wanted to be a bad guy. They always seem the coolest, and they always have more fun, and I always thought i could do better than they could. I mean, why did Lex Luthor never go into an alternate reality where another version of Lex had built up an entire army the size of the Earth's population geared specifically toward killing superheroes, and had them invade our Earth and let him take over?
Why did all the bad guys blow all their money on giant death rays and shit when they could've invested that money, then using their new vast wealth bought an army and took over a third world country no one cares about and bleed it dry?
I always thought i would be a great bad guy.

Domestic Terrorism always will have a special place in my heart

Doom I would follow to death, red skull I would follow to death. If mutant Magento I would follow to death.

Also cobra

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