Be me

>Anglos are your near cousins due to the rapes of history that have cause you two to share some of the same blood


Perfidious Fronce

Move to Britain and become Norman

S-shut up you w-won't assimilate me, it's just to g-get some work experience on my resume then I can be a french in France again.
It's just a ph-phase haha, get fucked anglos, I'm coming to t-take your jobs and your m-money.

Wasn't worth the time reading this drivel.

I'll personally come down to Guildford to heem your autistic arse and teach you some manners

I enjoyed it.

>tfw no frog friend who secretly hates me

good story op

tl dr please

repressed anglophilia