>be british
>wake up at 5am in full daylight
>make tea and crumpets for breakfast
>get ready but don't brush teeth
>catch train to work
>one of the carriages gets blown up so you have to walk the rest in the pouring rain
>be an hour late to work because the clock stopped bonging
>get wagecucked for 9 hours
>go to supermarket to buy dinner, which is sausages and baked beans
>get acid thrown on you
>go home and cook dinner
>police bust in
>realise you're using an unregistered knife and fork to eat, as well as housing a very dangerous cricket bat in the front hallway
>get thrown in jail with abdul
>get raped to "god save the queen" daily
Be british
Jack Ward
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Dylan Howard
>be bruce
>walk outside
>die from skin cancer
Logan Myers
>>wake up at 5am in full daylight
yeah euros have some seriously fucked up day/night cycles
Michael Watson
the end is shit, correct that
Lincoln Diaz
what would you prefer to be doing, abdul?
Easton Thomas
The underarm bowling incident of 1981 took place on 1 February 1981, when Australia was playing New Zealand in a ODI cricket match, the third of five such matches in the final of the Benson & Hedges World Series Cup, at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. In order to prevent New Zealand from scoring the six they needed to tie, the Australian captain instructed his bowler to deliver the last ball underarm, along the ground. This action was technically legal, but seen as being totally against the spirit of cricketing fair play.
The series was tied 1-1, with New Zealand having won the first match, and Australia the second. At the end of the third match, the batsman at the non-striker's end, Bruce Edgar, was on 102 not out, and his innings has been called "the most overlooked century of all time". This match was already controversial: in the Australian innings, Martin Snedden took a low outfield catch off the batting of Greg Chappell when Chappell was on 52. It was disallowed by the umpires, although TV replays clearly showed it was a clean catch. Some commentators believed that Chappell should have taken Snedden's word that the catch was good. Chappell went on to score 90, before he was caught by Bruce Edgar in similar fashion. This time, Chappell walked. In the confusion before the final ball was bowled, one of the fielders, Dennis Lillee, did not walk into place, meaning that the underarm ball was technically a no ball, because Australia had one too many fielders outside the field restriction line.
Benjamin Anderson
oh snap
Cameron Walker
How will Australia ever recover?
Blake Bell
>>wake up at 5am in full daylight
bro you what
Nathaniel Perry
somethin more accurate, like he's back from work and see his girlfreiend fucked by, wait for it, ABDUL !