Be british

>be british
>wake up at 5am in full daylight
>make tea and crumpets for breakfast
>get ready but don't brush teeth
>catch train to work
>one of the carriages gets blown up so you have to walk the rest in the pouring rain
>be an hour late to work because the clock stopped bonging
>get wagecucked for 9 hours
>go to supermarket to buy dinner, which is sausages and baked beans
>get acid thrown on you
>go home and cook dinner
>police bust in
>realise you're using an unregistered knife and fork to eat, as well as housing a very dangerous cricket bat in the front hallway
>get thrown in jail with abdul
>get raped to "god save the queen" daily

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>be bruce
>walk outside
>die from skin cancer

>>wake up at 5am in full daylight
yeah euros have some seriously fucked up day/night cycles

the end is shit, correct that

what would you prefer to be doing, abdul?

The underarm bowling incident of 1981 took place on 1 February 1981, when Australia was playing New Zealand in a ODI cricket match, the third of five such matches in the final of the Benson & Hedges World Series Cup, at the Melbourne Cricket Grounds. In order to prevent New Zealand from scoring the six they needed to tie, the Australian captain instructed his bowler to deliver the last ball underarm, along the ground. This action was technically legal, but seen as being totally against the spirit of cricketing fair play.
The series was tied 1-1, with New Zealand having won the first match, and Australia the second. At the end of the third match, the batsman at the non-striker's end, Bruce Edgar, was on 102 not out, and his innings has been called "the most overlooked century of all time". This match was already controversial: in the Australian innings, Martin Snedden took a low outfield catch off the batting of Greg Chappell when Chappell was on 52. It was disallowed by the umpires, although TV replays clearly showed it was a clean catch. Some commentators believed that Chappell should have taken Snedden's word that the catch was good. Chappell went on to score 90, before he was caught by Bruce Edgar in similar fashion. This time, Chappell walked. In the confusion before the final ball was bowled, one of the fielders, Dennis Lillee, did not walk into place, meaning that the underarm ball was technically a no ball, because Australia had one too many fielders outside the field restriction line.

oh snap

How will Australia ever recover?

>>wake up at 5am in full daylight
bro you what

somethin more accurate, like he's back from work and see his girlfreiend fucked by, wait for it, ABDUL !

Recover from both a win and some of the best banter in sports history?

British women for all there flaws don't cheat unlike your whores

but interracial porn is an anglo thing, you should love it right ? or maybe you're just cucks ?

You do know blacked is a french thing right Muhammad

Stop being upset that we didn't let you in France is fine
>maybe you are just cucks
Seems you are projecting a bit hun

>British women for all there flaws don't cheat
All women cheat, mate.

I mean a culture of cheating

>You do know blacked is a french thing
Well it's an anglo propaganda like the one saying you're better than us even though you never btfo us instead when you had strong coalition to support yopur perfidy, and you even needed sixth of those, sad and weak

That's every culture, mate.

HAHAHAHA
The buthurt frog once again
You realise you guys are just commies right?
>refuse to accept reality
>fuck up
>IDZ ALL A CONSPIRACY

Go back to watching your mother get fucked by some illiterate Malian

bruce is confused since hemispheres n shiet but look at this
timeanddate.com/sun/uk/london
how do they manage in the summer

>mmmuuuuuuuh you're butthurted
you should wrote more words with capitals it will sustain your claims even more

They have laws to stop people from check paternity tests and if the child is mixed the court will refuse that as evidence

They are the cuckold nation

Still furious

Lest we forger

It's okay Muhammad I don't think you will take any of it on board as I said you guys are just commies

It's everyone's fault that you guys are hopelessly incompetent and that you are still importing Africans

economist.com/news/europe/21677987-france-has-less-and-less-influence-eu-and-fears-use-what-it-still-has-dispensable

What is sure is that YOU have more influences over pakis and indians to poo in your loos.

>the court will refuse that as evidence
No, you have to go to the courts to get a paternity test. Otherwise it is illegal. You have it confused.

Tue lad
India is going to become the next powerhouse

Are there any french colonies that can boast the same?
Oh yeah
>IZ ALL THE WHITE MANZ FAULT
Coming to terms with your people's incompetence is the first step

>her (yes england is her) colonies are already surpassed him, even the poo in loo one
sad and weak

Lack of European arrogance helps, to be honest.

>m-muh arrogance
oh come on Australia, you're better than that providing good bantz.
>even though the old ones are the most hurtfull

We use curtains and blinds

you do realize we surpass you in economic and military might?
and our population is has 1 million less than you?

you just insulted your self mate

i'm starting to feel bad now lad you aren't even bantering back

well you surpassed us so much economically that you needed to join EU
>what a bunch of cucks lmao
and you don't surpass us military as you can't even project us internationally like we already do
>b-but m-muh big ramp aircraft carrier
you say a big ramp i say a kiddo luge

>Europeans trying to buddy around with former Anglo colonies because they either have none of their own or no relations to them

this is sad, it's like an old couple that missed out on having kids and talk to younger people out of loneliness

That wasn't banter, it was honestly. Australia in particular was poorly suited to sustaining a large population but we were forced to roll up our sleeves and basically transform large regions of the nation for agriculture and infrastructure. The nation hasn't a rich lengthy history or natural abundance of resources to fall back on or momentum to rest our laurels with.
In stark contrast to the rich and highly trade connected Western European nations, Australia has had to put aside any pride and basically battle through the shit, fighting against the climate in order to build up civilisation. We wouldn't have been able to make it if we had the sort of arrogant attitudes and views of the rest of the world which old European empires have been able to afford.

It's just how it is, mate.

thanks for your intervention

wtf i still luv aussies now

lmao what

once again the delusion

Have you ever been to Australia? The ones who holiday abroad tend to be right cunts, to be honest.

i wish, best anglo country by far.

come on put some bantz you're the one butthurted here

Well, if you do come here, try not to stay in any of the capital cities. They are stupidly overpriced and you can stay like 30 minutes train trip away and save potentially thousands of dollars.
Also avoid visiting Australia between November and March, because the summer is fucking awful. Honestly late spring and early autumn is still more than warm enough to enjoy summertime activities like going to the beach or whatever.

>state something objectively superior and working as a "kiddo luge"
>expect a reply other than confusion

>inb4 this graph iz a conpircy by whitey!!!!!!
europeangeostrategy.org/2014/01/european-geostrategy-audit-major-powers-worlds-fifteen-most-powerful-countries-2014/

thx lad, i'm old and have good manners don't worry,
here is french bantering new zealand :
>New zealand is safe, you didn't had bombs or terrorism, i wish,
>Rainbow warrior ?
kek
youtu.be/qlAWI05Cjs0?t=1179

globalfirepower.com/countries-comparison-detail.asp?form=form&country1=france&country2=united-kingdom&Submit=COMPARE
fifth is better than sixth you bong

I like the way French sounds. Please start producing cute French manga with cute little girls so I can have something compelling to use to learn the language.

>global firepower

i understand English isn't your first language but we are talking about force projection

i-i wish i could provide you wit some stuff including cute french little girls in drawn entertainment but i lack knowledges in that domain

but force projection is irrelevant if i have a better firepower to shut your mouth ^^

A v-vous aussi.

if you like mangas, maybe you'll like some bande dessinées, there's one i useta like it's called Aldébaran, it's some people colonizing other planets and of course stuff happens, there's some boobs also like the good french we are, if you want you can try read first volumes i upload it for you : www7.zippyshare.com/v/sSLiuIzN/file.html

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>Be Texan
>Have a shitty part time job
>Wakes up at 5 am
>Realizes that there is nothing to life for except beer and Sup Forums
>Eyes my 9mm
>Thinks, eh maybe tomorrow

at least u have beer and Sup Forums and can comfybost, TexasAnoN
being able to shitbost is key in the middle of the night imotbqh