/brit/

they certainly wouldn't have been invented yet

Nice

>a united cuck

are you surprised, they sing a song about him having a big black cock and dream of getting railed by pogba each night

they would be purely functional like blackberries

me lol

just stabbed a police officer and run off lool

>So basically just be comfortable confident and talk random shit that comes into your head all while smiling laughing etc?
Yes, but don't even force yourself to smile or laugh. That being said What's not to smile about tbqh. You're in times of peace. Enjoying a cold beer in a nice place with a nice girl.
>Do you have any go to conversation starters/topics?
No. Trust me that would be detrimental to constraint yourself with some shit you read on the internet.
When I say random shit. I don't mean "lol do you think squids have assholes" (unless that's what you're really thinking). We tend to mostly censor ourselves for fear of being boring. I tend to mostly start the conversation by asking about her commute and how long it took her to get there (and then branch on rent, work and other boring stuff). Because these are things I am kinda genuinely interested in too. Don't get me wrong I can be a hilarious postmodern motherfucker at times too. But because I know these moments will be generated organically at some point I don't force them.

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who are the honorary whites?

kind of want a blackberry because i DESPISE touchscreen keypads