dumb womans lane edition
/brit/
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any AMERICANS in
ITS REAL NIGGA HOURS SMASH THAT MF LIKE
CRINGE ALERT
[air horns]
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oops wrong link
isis are currently attacking my city lads
OOH, BABY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT'S WORTH?
OOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
THEY SAY IN HEAVEN, LOVE COMES FIST
WE'LL MAKE HEAVEN A PLACE ON EARTH
OOH, HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH
lazy sunday chunes
parebts are having company over tomorrow night so i'm getting kicked out of my room and onto an air mattress in the office
nobody has ever put me "in note." ive never been a primary person if you catch my drift.
look at me I'm the Chad now
i don't have the slightest idea what you're trying to say
was thirsty af after eating that entire pizza so i just drank a half gallon of water
feel like my stomach is about to burst desu
oi cunt give us ya loighta
I never talk to you
People say that I should
I can pray everyday
For the moment to come
Cherry blossom girl
fuck off maaan
gis a smoke white cunt
Name that tune /brit/
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wow this is embarrassing
"call the king a bender you fucking nonce" by tim byrne
im sorry im extremely drunk and simply have nothing else to say than how much of a loser i am. im sorry for everuything really.
wrong
wadiyatalkinabeet
How do I get my ex gf to stop being my ex gf
have had abo girls offer to suck me off for a smoke on several occasions, they're vermin
JonTron uploaded a new video lads.
run her over
Don't wanna do that
Would rather hug her
might as well just have called it womans lane
About me:
- I'm MildlyAutistic unfortunately, & have an IQ ranging somewhere between 136 to 148.
- I'm not politically correct over 90% of the time.
- An example of my Suggestability Level... Fool me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, I notice patterns & learn your psychological mind tactics with intuition & induced-trance abilities. Attempt to fool me a third time, & I watch you end your existence.
- I rely on spell-check for grammer mistakes.
- I'm a casual gamer & not very competative.
- I'd prefer Dubbed Anime over Subbed.
- Ask any adept in the dark arts worth their salt, & they'll agree that fapping & sex magick are one in same thing (more or less). It's no wonder so many mainstream religions are against it, & call it "sin". That said, I do sex magick a few times every day! :P 8===D~~~ (__o__) :O
- I'm honest & detailed most of the time, & also value that in others.
- Although I at times go into deep meditation, & self-induced trances (aka "demonic possession"), & find value in what the Quabbalistic Tree of Life has to offer an ever-evolving being, I still have my moments when all I want is to see red. My closest friends call this the Mr. Hyde side of me. Yes, I'm what psychologists might call "passive / aggressive". Or as I also like to call it "Alpha / Beta Male", or "Dom / Sub". What these two opposite sides of me are not, is the lesser me looking into the mirror to see the greater me, & say to my reflection "You are my mastermind". I'm not that evolved yet. One side offers good health & longevity, & the other side offers all the hedonistic pleasures of your hearts content. Show me the one who says you cannot have the best of both worlds, & I'll show you a liar.
- I'm an introvert at heart, but may appear like a social butterfly extrovert at times.
- I'm a 33 y/o virgin guy who faps to hentai like 3 to 5 times per day, & I'm damn proud of it too.
- I hate Feminazi's & SJW's with a passion.
women belong in the kitchen or on the cock, no exceptions
anime
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why don't you go to the servo and get one
or in jail
I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.
why cant aussies into literacy?
eliot rodgers could've easily shagged all the hot blonde girls he wanted if he wasn't extraordinarily autistic
huk dyjucghm
have you really been posting this all day? i wih you would post your discorrd simply so i would hav someone 2 speak to.
hate these little pond snails in my fish tank
I'll think they've all been cleaned out and yet more will appear
HATE asexual breeding
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zombies in hueland
in Germany making jokes about the war lads
same
really want 32gigs of ram with a processor clocked at 3.80ghz
I literally wish that Emma Watson would sit on my face and while sitting on my face, she rips a loud stinky fart.
really want 32gigs of ram with a processor clocked at 3.80ghz
racist
Why was this controversial, Straya cunts?
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always fun making fun of g*rmans
i want you mooooore than you know
Just need millions of dollars to buy all the cool old junk on craigslist and have hundreds of project cars to store in a big warehouse with no strict timeline to abide by
don't ever copy me again
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
RUNNING THROUGH MY HEAD
don't ever copy me again
the grandparents are staying with us again and mum wants me to blow $200 on dinner at a fancy restaurant for everyone tonight
the fucking NERVE of that bitch
that pronouncement is objectively devoid of merit
anyone remember the cuckio meme
you probably don't need millions
hell you can buy a functional car for under 1000 in America, parts are cheap as well if you know where to look
plenty of rednecks around selling old parts of miscellaneous machines for next to nothing
Well yes but I already have a bunch of cars, I just hate passing up the cool old stuff on craigslist and feeling like I won't see it again
having a snack
learn to read abbo
fascinating how infantile yanks are
fascinating how easily your jaw breaks when it collides with my fist
is that a spatula or some sort of meat product?
Once got high and watched Mr. Rodgers' Neighborhood. Those puppets in make believe will fuck with your head.
you still cant r e a d
*time travels to america circa 1988*
*votes for dukakis*
spatula
>fascinating how easily your jaw breaks when it collides with my fist
*rehydrates*
R E A D
You sure showed me the error of my ways, oh brave and noble american. Thanks for bringing freedom to my country and getting a hot girlfriend on your adventures with tyrone.
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5 of these require minimal effort
drunk plaed ouside the mic so it played outloud form the laptop outloud lol
do 3 of these
hate yanks
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love sharing my gf with tyrone
Only do the exercise bit and thats probably due to my adhd.
lol
you don't have a gf liam
HATE drinking water, tastes like fish willies
Arm wrestling in a suit
Imagine getting beat and laughing
what cuck
>HATE drinking water, tastes like fish willies
whats the problem
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call me liam again and i'll mount your head outside my house
do none of these desu
howled at this
Do you guys have that weird almost salty beach water in the taps? Noticed its different when I go to the beach.
>Do you guys have that weird almost salty beach water in the taps? Noticed its different when I go to the beach.
haven't arm wrestled since i was about 8 years old