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Britain's future is bright and diverse

Karla

sophie

When the oneitis I haven't spoke to in 7 years is my GF, i'll be laughing at all you GFless losers

listening to lo-fi hip hop

what was """degenerate""" about it?

I enjoy your rare sophs, irelad

fuck off you cunt with your shit awful early edition I was going to post mine

you're not even brktish you're fucking canadian is that anywhere near Britain you cunt

very glad I don't have a oneitis

Doing the repost

new job in 2 weeks dunno if i cant be arsed

haiku about poo

diahrrea poo
splashing into the toilet
now my shall wank, thanks

can someone please tell me why israel/palestine is so important

literally a fucking desert miles away, why should i care about that than civil war in woobowabongo or militias in ching chang chong

*shrugs*

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yaaaay
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same, used to have one cringe whenever I think about it

hope you make it trainstalker

I didn't want a smelly indian gf anyway

I just realised that every piece of media I consume is little effort, instant gratification. It feels like a drug.

Sup Forums- doesn't require any effort to read
Online gaming- Jump in jump out. Kill, die within matter of minutes
TV shows the same
Music- All available through youtube

Nothing requires any effort anymore, maybe that's why I feel that nothing fulfills anymore. In the past I used to look forward to things but now with everything being there at the touch of the button, it doesn't feel as good.

I want video shops to come back. I want to anticipate getting a cd or a DVD

i hope you know that by posting this and acknowledging me in the previous thread it's a tacit admission that you're a nonce

expect mounties to show up at your igloo at any minute now

walk to work half an hour each way

walked over 1000 miles this year

how clean are your cinema showers? mine are really rank. puts me off going 2bh

funny isn't it since there are dozens of border disputes happening around the world as we speak
maybe certain individuals of the powers that b want you to pay special care to it for some reason

never understood this meme ngl

If Israel wins Europe is flooded with Palestinian refugees
If Palestine wins all the Jews move back to Europe

think i'm going insane lads

woke up about 5 times during last night to find myself sweating and shivering along with an echoing voice shouting 'CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE' in the back of my head

really fucking scared i don't want to go to sleep tonight

Sunday evening... The plight of the wagecuck

*Sighs*

that's a man baby

europeans? not a fan

any lada man in?

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>scroll down to September 25
>44 mentions of Trump
Ah yes, British comedians

london? more like pengdon

waiting to see what train someone gets on ONE TIME isn't fucking stalking

>Trump
Ah yes, American presidents

hate football
love rocket league

simple as

people always poo/wee on my local cinemas showers. absolutely vile. wish the management would make a stronger effort to crack down on it

Kinda is lad

its like an autistic spacker was allowed to design the skyline. awful.

peng city

wish i would go insane, seems like a comfy prospect to lose touch with reality

london is peak comfy

french cites are very tacky

shut up Limmy

>le funny accent man

london more like bombdon

Brothel on every corner, many catering to the most sick fucking fetishes. Even violent sadistic shit.

city of london is unironically great love walking there at night

everything else an utter 'thole

>let the fucking kids in, you hideous, racist idiots

What did he mean by this?

what street is this

for how many blocks can you follow a girl before its creepy

p e n g

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business idea: arrest kate middleton for espionage and bestiality

what sick fetishes?

i'm sure it wasn't as bad as the propaganda says

>tfw no qt girl will ever stalk me

infinite so long as you don't get caught

he's a nonce

love pengdon

if a nigger walked up to me and used the word peng to describe something I would choke him

Hmm yes

Sounds like an admission of noncery

work tomorrow

went to tobacco dock it was ok

melbourne has been literally 'literally peak comfy' for 7 years in a row

Grim

is that a child in the back

>peng

terrible word

had a shower

changed the bedding

you a copper?

no it's a grizzly bear

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>no work tomorrow
>every day feels the same

get so depressed i literally dont do tasks at work

finally caught up with me and im gonna be found out tomorrow

sick of it

this
queensland one nation voting runts are just jealous of melbourne's aesthetics and use it's racial demographics to justify not living in melbourne

can't wait to see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle tomorrow

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manchester looks exactly like london except everything's made out of red bricks

>That feeling of impending doom knowing toil tomorrow
>You realise you only have a few hours of freedom left
>Start to feel anxious because you want to spend the last few hours of freedom enjoying something but have nothing to do
>The clock counts down

I wouldn't know, I'm never allowed in because of no singles policy

shall be waltzing across the village to collect my curry and onion bahjis shortly
plan to enjoy them with a tin of beer and the father

>tfw hardly any snow the past two years
i dont think ill make it lads

not as many shitskins in manchester, that's the biggest giveaway

and the people are nicer

never get hungry after i cook.

She'd get it tbf

But just imagine the stench

so peng

>village
>onion bahjis

Is there anywhere the Indians aren't

British classmate named Oliver butshaggin

wish I could just quit my current job, spend a few months as a NEET, then get a new one

but the void on my CV would be a problem

usa looks exactly like canada except everything's made out of lies

is she an elf?

I WANT THE NORMIE LIFE

I NEED THE NORMIE LIFE

bit hungry
might have a meal

To the point where scholars studying human sexuality flocked to the city because of how warped and extreme some it was. And it was all out in the open. Eventually even the Wiemar government had to go in to tell people to tone it down, since it was becoming and international embarrassment.

looks like The Strand (Derby)

for a deano

true patricians prefer simplicity

>not lying

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tune

pengdon park

literally only thing that matters in this world is money