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Britain's future is bright and diverse
Karla
sophie
When the oneitis I haven't spoke to in 7 years is my GF, i'll be laughing at all you GFless losers
listening to lo-fi hip hop
what was """degenerate""" about it?
I enjoy your rare sophs, irelad
fuck off you cunt with your shit awful early edition I was going to post mine
you're not even brktish you're fucking canadian is that anywhere near Britain you cunt
very glad I don't have a oneitis
Doing the repost
new job in 2 weeks dunno if i cant be arsed
haiku about poo
diahrrea poo
splashing into the toilet
now my shall wank, thanks
can someone please tell me why israel/palestine is so important
literally a fucking desert miles away, why should i care about that than civil war in woobowabongo or militias in ching chang chong
*shrugs*
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same, used to have one cringe whenever I think about it
hope you make it trainstalker
I didn't want a smelly indian gf anyway
I just realised that every piece of media I consume is little effort, instant gratification. It feels like a drug.
Sup Forums- doesn't require any effort to read
Online gaming- Jump in jump out. Kill, die within matter of minutes
TV shows the same
Music- All available through youtube
Nothing requires any effort anymore, maybe that's why I feel that nothing fulfills anymore. In the past I used to look forward to things but now with everything being there at the touch of the button, it doesn't feel as good.
I want video shops to come back. I want to anticipate getting a cd or a DVD
i hope you know that by posting this and acknowledging me in the previous thread it's a tacit admission that you're a nonce
expect mounties to show up at your igloo at any minute now
walk to work half an hour each way
walked over 1000 miles this year
how clean are your cinema showers? mine are really rank. puts me off going 2bh
funny isn't it since there are dozens of border disputes happening around the world as we speak
maybe certain individuals of the powers that b want you to pay special care to it for some reason
never understood this meme ngl
If Israel wins Europe is flooded with Palestinian refugees
If Palestine wins all the Jews move back to Europe
think i'm going insane lads
woke up about 5 times during last night to find myself sweating and shivering along with an echoing voice shouting 'CAPTAIN BIRDSEYE' in the back of my head
really fucking scared i don't want to go to sleep tonight
Sunday evening... The plight of the wagecuck
*Sighs*
that's a man baby
europeans? not a fan
any lada man in?
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>scroll down to September 25
>44 mentions of Trump
Ah yes, British comedians
london? more like pengdon
waiting to see what train someone gets on ONE TIME isn't fucking stalking
>Trump
Ah yes, American presidents
hate football
love rocket league
simple as
people always poo/wee on my local cinemas showers. absolutely vile. wish the management would make a stronger effort to crack down on it
Kinda is lad
its like an autistic spacker was allowed to design the skyline. awful.
peng city
wish i would go insane, seems like a comfy prospect to lose touch with reality
london is peak comfy
french cites are very tacky
shut up Limmy
>le funny accent man
london more like bombdon
Brothel on every corner, many catering to the most sick fucking fetishes. Even violent sadistic shit.
city of london is unironically great love walking there at night
everything else an utter 'thole
>let the fucking kids in, you hideous, racist idiots
What did he mean by this?
what street is this
for how many blocks can you follow a girl before its creepy
p e n g
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business idea: arrest kate middleton for espionage and bestiality
what sick fetishes?
i'm sure it wasn't as bad as the propaganda says
>tfw no qt girl will ever stalk me
infinite so long as you don't get caught
he's a nonce
love pengdon
if a nigger walked up to me and used the word peng to describe something I would choke him
Hmm yes
Sounds like an admission of noncery
work tomorrow
went to tobacco dock it was ok
melbourne has been literally 'literally peak comfy' for 7 years in a row
Grim
is that a child in the back
>peng
terrible word
had a shower
changed the bedding
you a copper?
no it's a grizzly bear
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>no work tomorrow
>every day feels the same
get so depressed i literally dont do tasks at work
finally caught up with me and im gonna be found out tomorrow
sick of it
this
queensland one nation voting runts are just jealous of melbourne's aesthetics and use it's racial demographics to justify not living in melbourne
can't wait to see the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle tomorrow
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manchester looks exactly like london except everything's made out of red bricks
>That feeling of impending doom knowing toil tomorrow
>You realise you only have a few hours of freedom left
>Start to feel anxious because you want to spend the last few hours of freedom enjoying something but have nothing to do
>The clock counts down
I wouldn't know, I'm never allowed in because of no singles policy
shall be waltzing across the village to collect my curry and onion bahjis shortly
plan to enjoy them with a tin of beer and the father
>tfw hardly any snow the past two years
i dont think ill make it lads
not as many shitskins in manchester, that's the biggest giveaway
and the people are nicer
never get hungry after i cook.
She'd get it tbf
But just imagine the stench
so peng
>village
>onion bahjis
Is there anywhere the Indians aren't
British classmate named Oliver butshaggin
wish I could just quit my current job, spend a few months as a NEET, then get a new one
but the void on my CV would be a problem
usa looks exactly like canada except everything's made out of lies
is she an elf?
I WANT THE NORMIE LIFE
I NEED THE NORMIE LIFE
bit hungry
might have a meal
To the point where scholars studying human sexuality flocked to the city because of how warped and extreme some it was. And it was all out in the open. Eventually even the Wiemar government had to go in to tell people to tone it down, since it was becoming and international embarrassment.
looks like The Strand (Derby)
for a deano
true patricians prefer simplicity
>not lying
pengdon park
literally only thing that matters in this world is money