/brit/

london edition

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big if true

>a sign that says Nigeria on the right

Pretty much sums up all of London.

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hmmmm

anime

just pissed in the bath

Legs

alarm: 8:00
get out of bed: 8:30
breakfast: 9:00
gym: 11:00

still earn more than most wagies t haha xxx

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wtf

boatwanker loves his fucking boats

alarm: 6:00
wank: 6:05
shower: 6:20
make brekkie: 6:40
eat brekkie and shitpost: 6:55
get dressed: 7:40
leave for uni: 7:50
arrive at uni: 8:10

want to fly to london to jack off in a hotel room

sunday /brit/ isn't completed until the flat share mong moans about the normies in his kitchen

just met a lad actually called rashid (pronounced rasheed)

why do people struggle with the concept of only committing one crime at once? if you' have a boot full of coke or whatever don't fucking do 100 on the A463 or drive uninsured, absolute fucking melons mate. But it happens all the time

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must have been fucking mental being PM during WW2

banter

Doing a nofap reboot lads. Have severely gimped my phone, tablet and main PC so that porn cannot be browsed.

all these rich youtuber kids driving lamborghinis and shit gets me depressed

hope you heemed him

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>7:00 alarm
>7:15 mug of coffee
>7:30 take doggo for walk
>8:00 shower and get changed
>8:30 leave the house and drive to work
>8:50 get to work and wait for the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle to get here

alarm: 14 July 1984
get to work: 16 July 1984
lunch: 15 August 1987
bed: 8 August 1989

did the expensive car go brum?

cannot beat a trent rezzy and atticus ross soundtrack on a sunday night

still don't know anything churchill did

>found a woman in his boot

hmm how does that work exactly. must be a small woman

we need communism!

So yet there is another film and propaganda piece about Winston Churchill, like always it portrays him as a hero that stood up against the Nazis and eventually leads Britain to victory against Hitler's Germany. This is bollocks, Winston Churchill was a racist imperialist that murdered millions with deliberate starvation of Indians just to feed his imperialist war machine. He wanted to stop black immigrants and thought the phrase 'Keep England White' was good and he personally murdered black Muslims in the Sudan during the River War. He was an evil figure and we need to stand up to the propaganda.

Hitler. Stalin, Churchill. The names of hate.

they lease them, it's basically like being a turbo Deano
they don't actually have the disposable income to buy a new Lambo

Killed six billion aussies at gallipoli mate

my alarm gets me up at 7:20 and I thought I had it hard

youtube.com/watch?v=WrDCzetPL7w&index=133&list=PLGdEbnOoiEOOaFFYKh3A66wOUlrHUwzTs

*races you*
*wins*

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some of them do

sounds like a top lad to be honest

alarm: 7:00
morning poo: 7:05
brush teeth: 7:15
style hair: 7:20
drive to train station: 7:30
Hopefully get there for the 7:45 train, if not, catch the 8:05 train
arrive at work: 8:30
toil: 9:00
Finish toil: 5:00
Catch train: 5:35
arrive home: 6:05
shitpost 6:10
Go to bed: 9:30
Repeat for 50 years

alarm: 6
get out of bed: 6:30
leave the house: 7
arrive at work 8:45 (start at 9)

its a trick with the skirt and heels

Lil white bois btfo

you really are a sad twat

wtf i love churchill now?

alarm: no
wake up: around 12
eat breakfast and coffee: 13-13:30
poo and shower: 13:30
leave to uni: 14:00
arrive at uni: 14:05

wtf i hate winston now

hmm
youtu.be/5gIlHy3-9ro

obsessed, certainly
mentally unwell, probably.
unhappy? not today.

the ones that are from loaded families anyway maybe, not the others
no way does someone like KSI actually make enough Ps to actually own a supercar
that said, it is fucking annoying. Poofs like that are why they don't offer manuals in supercars any more

wow they're hard

alarm: 7:55
get out of bed 8:00
leave house 8:30
arrive work: 9:00-9:15

usually skip brekkie and just have a coffee

love niggers. we need more diversity in our neighborhoods

>wake up at 3pm
>play vidya
>wank
>mum makes me tea
>shower
>leave for work at 915
>arrive at 945
>work until 6am
>go home
>sleep

quite comfy

are chinkpads a meme?

crazy how white flight is an actual thing

what do you do for work?

no one fucking cares about your daily routines you twats

haha would heem those little 12 year olds without hesitation

if you're going to jump someone at least batter them ffs my guy with the red camo trousers barely touched him

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nah lad, got one myself

not read any of these schedules lol

first episode of the thick of it has finished downloading
lets see what this is all about then

have no idea how NEETs do it

had a week off of work to use up leave, jesus christ it is so boring

getting a knot in my stomach every time I think of the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle

last week when I was walking down the corridor I unexpectedly saw her walking towards me and I looked at her and couldn't look away. must have held her gaze for like 10 seconds, then for some reason gave her a thumbs up and walked into another room

she's going to suspect something soon

nonce

slappa de base

fucking enraging

grim

>working nights

that's how you know someone doesn't have a respectable job, probably one of the spastics at Tesco that is too ugly and smelly to interact with customers so they stick them on shelves

no. great build quality and an amazing bargain, assuming you're buying an older one like you should

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Pengow

mine works alright but the keyboard and trackpad both suck

niggers are always sucker punching or attacking in packs like the primitive animals they are

sounds like churchill needs to be revived to save britain from the neo-conservative tories

any of you lads moved out, been paying your own utilities for a while? i've only recently sat down and spent das researching how much various different shit costs to run, trying to minimalize my monthly outgoings. very successfully I might add. but my point is this.

do you ever think back to how much you effectively took the piss as a kid where things like that were concerned? never gave a shit about leaving the tv on sleeping, consoles, PCs, blasted the heating when my parents were away, long showers. all my siblings were the same. I mean fuck. do you know how much it costs in electricity to heat a shower? people think they are saving by using less water in a shower. you might be saving pennies if your shower is 5 minutes or under, but anything over, you're spending more in power than the water in a bath would cost.

electric heating? a fucking joke. like 40p an hour for one fucking room. man. parents wallets get raped by their ignorant kids

how much did you get it for then mate

I get up at 10, start work at 10:30, I'm usually slightly late haha

keep watching at least all of the first series
if i remember right the first episode is merely enjoyable, whereas there's a sort of frenzy to watching it that develops later

me

but i thought brexit was meant to destroy the city of london completely and it would end up entirely relocating to the eu?

get your story straight remaincuck

Think part of the rush of doing class As is buying them

love pengburgh simple as

you're scared of them

Is that Bath? Reminds of me of Bath (or Edinburgh New Town but I know it's not that)

if you destroy the city of london completely then profits in the city will naturally fall, given they no longer exist

i monitor cctv cameras lad

it's an extremely comfy job, basically never have to do anything and spend most of my time on here and other internet shit

pengu

most people use gas because its way cheaper for heating

yeah my parents taught me about that stuff and I listened to them because I wasn't a little shit

Alarm: 6.45
Get out of bed: 7.15
Revise accountancy exams 7:20
Shit: 8
Wank: 8.15
Shower: 8.25
Dress and skip breakfast: 8.35
Leave flat: 8.55
Arrive at work: 8.58

Lmao at all these retards who spend 1 hour + commuting JUST in the morning. Get a job closer to home, do you even know how much of your life you're wasting?

got it 2 years ago for like £150, it's one of the older ones, was totally broke at the time and my old laptop had broken so was in dire need

very good value IMO

Pengdeen

Who wants to hear a good joke?

Aberdeen is a grim depressing shithole

even old tory conferences were aesthetic

ah yes so no self-development or actual achievements, very endearing

morty! watch this morty
*turns myself into a corpse*

oh wait that's Glasgow? looks nicer than any part I've been to