Fuck the Finno-Ugric imposters edition
/fug/ - France UK Germany
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Good initiative.
Remember : fuck Meds.
good thread
*occupies your thread*
>fug
actually the correct name would be /fag/
France
Albion
Germany
Northern Ireland is fine too.
rude delete this
you fuck off finnshit
Hyvä päiva Suomalainen
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Feeling suicidal at the moment.
post cheer-up stuff pls
leave
look at cute piggo
fuck off, Alsatian naziboo
Where are all the anglos at?
france is a mediterranean country
post more cute piggo
It's very strange union. You all always were enemy.
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Well, since after the last war we kinda ran that EU show for a couple decades, 'twas a fun time, now that everything is falling apart
No
Tere veli
vend*
>901 km on the mediterranean sea
>3 830 km on the atlantic ocean
france is med guys
:(
yes you are, my south european brother
Cool, 3 world war is coming fuck yeh!!!!
It's like old good times.
getting really riled up that there are no visa debit cards available here in Germany. Can't use the UK amazon (which has far more available than the German one) with my German bank card as EC is German only meaning I need a credit card. REEE
t. Brit living in Germany that previously lived in France
But OP, French are meds...
This is our thread now
Fuck the wh*tes
Tere tere
D-dont search me for mushrooms
>France is not a med country
this general will never work
I am a gaul
Fug shshould be ththe best general by far.
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>anglo
GTFO
-----> Tallin
Ära tee minule
This thread will work when you throw us out, just saying
This. But Occitans and "Swiss" French belong to the right shitskin side
fug them!
When FUG-Union guise? Guise?
Woulnd't this be all our dream?
Is he the king of /fug/?
After the ethnic cleansing of Occitania
frangleterre only, thanks. Germans definitely NOT invited.
Germany fucks everything up, eventually.
/med/ > /fug/
Any other country > Brazil
Love Frogs
Hate The Huns
Simple as
this
t. brit
How did you get it so backwards??
The real fug guard will occupy this thread and set up internment camps for fake fuggers. Line up and be counted!
vive le france innit
>fuk
>Finnland, USA, Kraut
what about Bavarians?
Only upper half of France is Celtic and Germanic, whereas all of Germany is just like Britain. Really made me think
You can always go back
Germanic folk with a dash of Celtic. Saupreiß and Frog can't compete
t. ''''bavarian'''' russian
>genetics are a subject to change when location is shifted
All ethnic Germans are ethnically German whenever they live. as long as they are not degenerate - then they are not German
I know you are probably just bantering xd but you do know that you are hurting someones feelings anyway in some way.
>you are hurting someones feelings anyway in some way.
For goodness sake man up, lad
But you are all soulless machines that turn into Nazis that can't take a joke and have unchecked autism. Hahaha get it, it's just banter.
Dont mention the war, otherwise they'll DESTROY EUROPE hahaha how's the fourth Reich going Merkel haha. Bet you get home from the factory and play with your holocaust simulator lol. Germans are evil scum hahaha...hey it's JUST A JOKE HANS!
I really don't know what you are trying to say with that post
He's saying you're unable to take jokes and have unchecked autism. It seems legit when you see
I was suggesting some of the criticism of Germans here was unfair.
I can take a joke like that over the top stuff he mentioned but when someone just says he hates me it's really not funny imo.
There is no fucking grounding for these hate of German people. I don't get why you all say we are destroying europe etc
Didn't know it was all legit criticism.
Thought most of what we get here is ironic
It is mostly, but even as someone on the Anglo side of World War Banter it gets a bit tiring. I blame Americans for the worst of it, but Brits aren't far behind.
You will find Poles and others with a chip on their shoulder will display sincere hatred of you though.
I'll be sure to check in with you to make sure it doesn't hurt your feelings the very next time I feel like shitposting about Germans...
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We've got everything at this point
France obviously
France has the cutest boiis
France v Germany and Britain = destruction and suffering (Bouvines, Napoleonic wars, war of the Spanish succession).
Germany v France and Britain = destruction and suffering, and Americans surpassing us (two world wars)
Now that we know that the other two configurations don't work, when are we trying out: Britain v France and Germany?
We even have Brexit as a cassus belli to start a war.
We all know how French and German soldiers absolutely love the European Union and will do everything to defend it
meds have straight noses, it's nords with the hook noses
this. We will have a federalised europe within our lifetime
Hey I'm just saying what I think for once because I'm depressed and mildly drunk at the moment.
no reason to get cocky.
Didn't say you have to stop it.
mhhh?
>German soldiers
They exist?
of course
Hahahaha
what's going on in this thread?
french are subhumans
anglos are subhumans
germans are subhumans
just look at that smug face
>tfw federalised with France and the rest of europe
>tfw no more germany hate because the nation no longer exists
>tfw britain becomes jealous and even more irrelevant
I give it 60-80 years
>all neighbouring countries
>not welcome
walloons are welcome
fl*mish filth need not apply
Where do yo found German soldiers??????
In Aubagne!!!!!!!!!
>all neighbouring countries
But user, Belgium isn't even a country
Most qt G*rman girl
Now that I see the general thread theme:
/never talked to a brit or a frenchman irl/ here.
How do I tell if you guys dislike me or are just bantering? Is it just like here? Don't want to look like an idiot when doing a euro-trip
hahaha
I'm a brit living here. I guarantee you the vast, vast majority of brits don't give enough of a shit about Germany to dislike you. The only real time Germany comes up in a negative sense would be with eurosceptics when talking about the politics of the EU and Merkel, especially her open door shit fest. Other than that there is no real hate, just banter. There will be banter. One thing I've learnt since I came to Germany, I have to be really fucking careful if I make a joke about somebody because the vast majority of the time it'll be taken the personally
What would a FUG union look like? Would it actually work or fall apart?
>I have to be really fucking careful if I make a joke about somebody because the vast majority of the time it'll be taken the personally
a classic.
that's why I asked if it's like here.
People can give you shit like it's the funniest simplest thing but when they get it, they go into full defense mode.
Just wanted to know if you are as hypocrite as the people here.
Brits rule the waves
French rule the lands
Germans build your gadgets
that's what I had in mind.
I am a Visigoth.
there are sensitive people in every country. I have to say though, since living in Germany and France I've learnt that they really don't take the piss out of each other like us Brits. French aren't nearly as touchy as Germans, though. Not to be a dick, it's just what I've noticed
it's just bants
only french people who actually hate you are alsatians in my experience
yeah and I know that more than I want since I grew up here.
The only people I can have good bantz with are my father (unironically) and only some of my friends.
probably something in the education system. I don't get it.
Maybe a trip to England will be a good relief.