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penis road edition

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Spanish civil war

girls with willies

alri

girls with short hair

FOY

yanks should not post here

i dont mean the actual flying would scare me, i mean the stress of the logistics of checking in at the right places and being in the right areas and boarding the right planes

it would be way too stressful

girls(male)

red hot chilli peppers

it's a psyop to give it legitimacy

more like pengis

been following that chinks example lads, ling ling or whatever the fuck it's called

started improving myself

it's not that hard lad

do other Sup Forums generals have autistic starts to their threads like we do?

dig deep and believe in yourself and your dreams will come true

TOO
FUCKING
EARLY

Made a good post in the last thread and nobody will see it because of you.

CUNT

good lad

if they voted to leave spain (which they probably would) then the EU and UN would most likely pressure spain into letting them
also they have to show em who's boss I guess

this airline shit is confusing a donno what to do

always thought there was a big check in desk where you give your bag and they give you a ticket, then theres a security thing and then you get your gate

fuck off mick caveman your ancestors didn't even know how to fish lmao

gas mask fag here

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green cold bean salts

anime

dig deep and believe in yourself and your dreams will come true

currently unironically in bed with my teeth brushed, gums flossed, bladder peed and bowels pooed ready for bed

prefer simply inhabiting the world of video games instead of actually playing them

HOW DO I DRESS FOR AN "INTERGALACTIC" FANCY DRESS PARTY

TELL ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>ling ling or whatever the fuck it's called
fucking screaming

literally cannot fathom airports. catching a flight is literally incomprehensible. if i had to catch a flight by myself i would have a brain hemorrhage.

um sweaty I think you're mistake, all I see is tripe x

classic staged photo

wear an intergalactic fancy dress

dig deep and believe in yourself and your dreams will come true

fairly relevant poll

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haven't got enjoyment from anything for ages now

like this

>EU roaming charges dropped

why did brexit mongs give this up??????

dig deep and believe in yourself and your dreams will come true

Think I've decided where to take the oneitis I haven't spoken to in 7 years on our second date lads

I'm thinking Ice skating, thoughts?

*rips off your covers*
*throws them into the hallway*
*turns the light on*
*runs off without closing the door behind me*

they hold your hand the entire way

i flew across the country when i was like 18, you some kinda retard?

Like the Beastie Boys in their song Intergalactic.

Fond memories of this one:
youtube.com/watch?v=qORYO0atB6g

cringe flashback to a time i was doing coke with an ex. did a line before i had to run to get the bus home. got on the bus. remembered the only money i had was the note i used to snort cocaine with 5 minutes prior to running for the bus. go into my pocket with one hand. try to unroll the note as best as I can in my pocket. take out note without looking at it. drop it in bus drivers little money trey. note instantly flicks into rolled up position, shooting tiny bits of white powder all over the drivers money trey. looks me right in the face. look him right in the face. say "sorry". gives me a ticket. go to back of bus and hide in shame for 47 minute duration of journey.

grim dire bad terrible worst times.

weird trick, if you put your knees together your thighs look more feminine than if you stand normally

bet traps get a lot of mileage out of this trickery

>posting your best stuff with 280 posts on the clock
hope you learned your lesson kiddo, but i guess everyone has to start somewhere. let it go,and chalk this one up to experience.

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usually feel like skipping cutscenes in games within 5 seconds of them starting these days

just get a pair of these
they're probably all redditors

I had to get 2 (two) flights by myself once, complete with changeover in Heathrow of all places.

I was coming home due to a medical emergency and had been prescribed benzos by the doctor abroad (not for the flying, for the medical thing) so I was benz'd out my nut the entire duration, it was hyper comfy and chilled out.

*enters thread in an uncouth unruly fashion*

dress like L. Ron Hubbard

>fancy dress party

hello student runt

feeling shame while coked up

love comfy train journeys desu

in late october im going down to bristol to see my brother and im looking forward to the train journey

What's the cheapest way to get to London from northern England?

>parties

dispense immediately you rancid swines

which benzo
why do people say this
arent there about 15 types of it

good lad

what about this catalan business hey lads? could be quite the mad one.

alri

guarantee that bus driver neither noticed nor cared

also you should have licked the powder off that grotty note you cretin, what a waste

What about them lad? Let's talk about the red hots.
Absolute favorite band since I was 12. The only entity I am a 'fan' of. Love them to death to this day. Used to have a cover band with my cousin and we played their songs in a nightclub in Algiers once and got paid in free booze (peak of my musical career). Favorite album is blood sugar. Don't fully get the latest few albums. But they can literally make an album where they fart into the microphone, I would support them. They brought a lot of beauty to my life.

dig deep and believe in yourself and your dreams will come true

would have been pretty alpha if you didn't apologize

walking

shut up, alan

national express but you will be surrounded by runts for the duration. It's for people too poor for trains.

stupid post

Prefer dildo tbqh

Been going on Sup Forums again, last few days. It's like alcohol: if I start early, my whole day is ruined.

any turtle man in?

first band I ever saw live
it was really good

he's here

Any Atheist but pretend to be Muslim man in?

Paying lip service to Islam is easier than breaking hundreds of taboos at once.

If I were a politician, or a scientist, I would champion it, but I'm totally unimpressive, poor, and people generally don't like me anyway. I also think most people are idiots so I have no problem lying my entire life.

there's nothing wrong with Sup Forums lad

dude space n sheit lol

think about the size and sheer power of that biceps and how you pathetic neck would fit right between it and the forearm, next time you think of talking shit to me

get a roll of tin foil from the shops and wrap yourself in it, use sticky tape to stick it all down all over your body. put a cardboard cereal box on your head with eyeholes cut in it ,use a marker pen or something and scribble in green all over the box and add some bog roll for hair glued down all over the top of the box. you will instantly be the most talked about person there and people will want to take pictures with you. wear normal clothes on underneath as the outfit will fall apart very quickly

did far too much cocaine last night

feel like this will somehow negatively affect my sleep tonight

Cycling. Mate once cycled from Hull to Manchester for a wedding. Done Hull to Whitby for a folk festival as well. He's a very fit lad though.

It's one you've never heard of. Reason I didn't say which one is because it isn't relevant.

It wasn't alpraz or diaz (or midazolam or bromazepam). Still not going to tell you what it was. It's very obscure; I had never heard of it before and have never heard it come up since.

Rate the Anglo coats of arms

>there's nothing wrong with Sup Forums lad

>mandatory halloween fancy dress on the 31st october
>day's not available for holiday

help

under my duvet lads :3

>ft. Yelawolf

It can be infuriating and depressing and leave me feeling sick though. Just learned on Sup Forums that Bill Burr is a cuck. That's gonne stay with me for a while now.

Good lad. What year was it?

disgusting balding sex pest

BIG fan of Rosie Jones

The main men

okay here is the fancy dress plan

>one half-face respirator mask hanging round my neck (not actually on, that would be autistic and stop me drinking)

>one shitty "Intergalactic Coffee" tshirt i have lying around

>black hiking trousers

>heavy milsurp combat boots

Is that gonna be alright? Or is it too lazy

unicorns n shiet

new zealands sucks, australia's is hilarious, canada's is literally just a copy of yours so they suck

ours is the best

how does this even happen?

UK's is not the complete one.

I don't like the canadian one since it is a literal copy of the UK's one except with some leaves put on it and some stylistic depictions.

the rest are decent.

rate your face

the bus driver 100% most certainly beyond any shadow of a doubt noticed. he hesitated to touck it and stared me out for a good 15 seconds before i said sorry. then he pinched it with his thumb and index finger, and stuffed it in his little fiver bag.

i would rather lick my own armpits than lick a bank note. legitimately. might as well lick a fucking bathroom door knob. also i had to run for the bus. hence stuffing the rolled up note in my pocket and legging it

do benzos give you brain damage or any other permanent health impacts