Be Metricuck

>be Metricuck
>go to a bar
>"Hey barkeep, can I get 0.473176 liters of beer?"

>Americans don't know you just say "give me a glass of beer"

We order half a litre. But no one except """scientists""" care about which unit is better.

Do Americlaps even have a unit for beer?

Media has lead me to believe you just as for "a beer" and then the bartender hands you one and tip him.

>"Give me a glass of beer"

>be american
>drink 0.473176 liters of beer
>get shitfaced
>forget to tip your barman
>get shot

33cc 66 cc

"A beer" just means you'd get a can or bottle.

>american units cause me to fail an exam again
FUCK

It's half and third (litre.).

It's implied 12oz unless noted otherwise. Usually it'll be listed by oz on the menu if there's options, e.g. 16, 20 and so on

no you fucking dumbass, are you fucking retarded?

Better to say in ml, 473 ml
But this

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Mwahahaha, the Dutch beer

>Be Amerifag
>Go to bar
>Get shot

>be Norwegian
>go to a bar on an island
>get shot

>une canette

>be American
>go to bar
>denied beer because not 42 years old yet

>be American
>finally turn 60 years old
>Bartender serves you his piss

Measures for tap beer, from smallest to biggest: lambreta, imperial, tulipa and caneca (mug).

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>Be Norwegian
>Go to bar
>Pay 50$ for a beer

>me canuck
>go to a bar
>"Hey barkeep, can I get a bag of beer?"

>be j*w
>get CUT