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Chebs edition

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cara

very large willies

cute boys

sophie

bit gay

anime2

I could be straighter tbf

this ting is butters blud

I want to tongue Emma Watson's anus whilst cumming on her tits.

>ayoo user we brought you up in here cause you the new talent, spit some bars for my homie and make me not regret bringin your white ass up in here

wat do

what\s gay about cara and soph?

iknowwhatyoudownload.com

i would spit some bars

"........NIGGERS!!!!"

*SOMERSAULTS OUT THE WINDOW, LANDING SAFELY ON TOP OF A PASSING BUS*

fucking hell im depressed

the whip

start my phd tomorrow

rate the fit lads

paying for tinder's a meme. doesn't do anything

go into the booth and say nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger

interior crocodile alligator
I drive a chevrolet movie theater

Have you ever loved someone so much, you'd give an arm for?
Not the expression, no, literally give an arm for?
When they know they're your heart
And you know you were their armour
And you will destroy anyone who would try to harm her
But what happens when karma turns right around and bites you?
And everything you stand for turns on you to spite you?
What happens when you become the main source of her pain?
"Daddy, look what I made", Dad's gotta go catch a plane

bix nood muhfuga

black album still holds up

*hooks up guitar to Marshall amp*
*turns it up to 11*
*start belting out a ballsy riff*
Fuck nigger hop.

and ANGRIER and ANGRIER and ANGRIER and ANGRIER

hello nigger

doesn't update very often.
it only has 1 thing for me from 17 sept

Hella. Freaking. Epic

It was Metallica's first bad album tbqh.

reckon the vast majority of USA-hating lefties i find whilst perusing the internet are european(read: german)

>the goldbergs
absolutely disgusting

*uses superlike*

has literally nothing for me lol

never really understood torrents desu

in a way i agree but i still like it

Do you guys know why camping is going to be part of extreme sports next year? Because it is in tents.

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Right-wing anti-americanism

i dont seem to share ip with anyone.

it's nothing for me jeff

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Do you want a fucking slap mate?

*ahem*

they say that i'm the lad from /brit/
about to spit a new hit
got the pars in my bars
i'll have a yorkie not a mars

man tryna slay me with your shit, weak gimmicks
gonna put your lights out match strike your candle wicks

up town down town lads want to be me
see my shit posts then janny tries to police me
aussies aint got nothing on my creepy arse pasta
get yourself GONE cause i'll show you i'm the master

>never really understood torrents desu
Its all public

1 person "uploads" the file. They are the original seeder, other people "leech" off him aka download the file off him. The people who download/leech off him (hopefully) also seed the file after finishing downloading. Basically just acting like a server so other people download the bits of the file from him and the original host

Fast forward 1 year you've got 60 different people all with different bits of the file uploading to 100 other people at different speeds. With shows like GoT you have thousands and thousands of seeders and leechers. Big companies like to shove tracking software in some popular films/torrents which monitor all the IPs and then get the ISPs to send out letters to the customers.

All the IPs are public during this time

Giving up the pornographic Jew and no wanking for at least 3 months. Have locked down my phone, tablet and pc. Anyone tried this?

I feel bad for whoever this guy is from the similar IPs.

I'm a bit confused though because I downloaded the entire 8 seasons of X-Files and a bunch of music but it didn't show up.
Is it only if you don't copy the URL?

always thought they might be giants and of mice and men were the same band

might go downstairs to watch family guy on itv
gta still hasnt loaded x

>implying

Great movie

Kill em All>Ride the Lightning>And Justice For All>Master of Puppets>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anything after And Justice

the slovakian porn addict

>no wanking
for what purpose
i cannot go a couple of days without a constant hard willy

need a niche genre to wank to lads

thinking close up anal panties stuffing

Felt like puking towards the end because of that CGI and camerawork.
It could be a metal music video on its own.

love
love will tear us apart

don't need no credit card to ride this train

plane transformation hentai

love
love will tear my bum apart

one is literally the only good metallica song, mainly because the video is fucking epic

goo DOT gl/Qu7gsD

virulente

virus

don't reply to me. you're disgusting

youtube.com/watch?v=SoD6FpiTVPM

Business idea: get slovaks mum to strangle my balls

Basically I've a porn addiction and I'm trying to combat it.

I ain't clicking
that shit, nigga

this 2bh

new sheets

metallica is hot garbage

Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's been working hard for you
Hey!
He's been working hard for East Yorkshire too
Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's a winner through and through
Hey!
And he'll do the best that he can do!

Working for you!
You know he's working
He's working hard for you
yeah!

Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's been working hard for you
Hey!
He's been working hard for East Yorkshire too
Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's a winner through and through
Hey!
And he'll do the best that he can do!

Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's been working hard for you
Hey!
He's been working hard for East Yorkshire too
Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's a winner through and through
Hey!
And he'll do the best that he can do!

Working for you!
You know he's working
He's working hard for you
yeah!

Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's been working hard for you
Hey!
He's been working hard for East Yorkshire too
Hey!
Don't you know Greg Knight's a winner through and through
Hey!
And he'll do the best that he can do!


Working for you!
You know he's working
He's working hard for you
yeah!

[Applause, everyone in the school claps, my oneitus comes up on the stage and kisses me]

>And Justice For All>Master of Puppets
wew lad

what's some good mainstream music?

>No Dutch flag
fuck off imposter

yeah but wanking is good
no wanking at all is insane
porn can be EXTREMELY good too if weed + pints x

are terry

Let freedom ring with a buckshot, but not just yet
First, we need to truly understand the nature of the threat
And a pale man walks in the threshold of darkness
Roughly 20,000 years ago the first humans evolved
With the phenotypical trait, genetic recessive
Blue eyes, blonde hair and white skin
Albinism apparently was a sin to the original man, Africans
So the mutants traveled North of the equator
Called Europeans later, the first race haters
So here's the Devil's alpha to the beta
Cause history's best qualified to teach one
Quoting German philosopher Schopenhauer
"Every white man is a faded or a bleached one"
Migration created further mutation
Genetic drifts, evolution through recombination
Adaptation to the climate
As the Caucus mountain man reverted to that of a primate
Savage Neanderthals, until the late Paleolithic age
That's when the Black Grimaldi man came
With the symbol of the dragon, fire and art
Check cave paintings in France and Spain to the Venus of Willendorf
Around 2000 B.C. Southern Russians migrate in small units
Those who travel West populated Europe
Those who went East settled in Iran, known as Aryans
1500 B.C. some crossed the Khyber Pass into India and
Created Hinduism, the first caste system, the origins of racism
A white dot on the forehead meant elite
The black dot - defeat; untrustable, untouchables
They wrote the holy Vedas in Sanskrit
That's the language that created Greek, German, Latin and English
Now the Minoans around 2000 B.C
Starts on the island of Crete, in the Agean Sea
The Greek culture begins Western Civilization
But "Western Civilization" means "white domination"
Mycenaeans learned from Kemet, called Egypt in Greek
It existed since at least 3000 B.C
Creatin' geometry and astronomy
This knowledge influenced Plato, Socrates and Hippocrates
Cause Imhotep, the real father of medicine
Was worshiped in Greece and Rome in the form of a Black African

*takes deep breath*

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White women btfo

I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys

I need that bad boy to do me right on a Friday
And I need that good one to wake me up on a Sunday
That one from work can come over on Monday night
I want 'em all, I want 'em all
And when they finally leave me, I'm all alone but
I'm lookin' down and my girls are blowin' my phone up
Them twenty questions, they askin' me where I'm at
Didn't hit 'em back

I'm sorry that I missed your party
I wish I had a better excuse like
I had to trash the hotel lobby

But I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys

In every city I've got one with different ringtones
Flyin' from L.A. all the way to Puerto Rico
My girls are callin' me askin' me where I'm at
Didn't hit 'em back

I'm sorry that I missed your party
I wish I had a better excuse like
I can't even lie you got me

I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys

Don't be mad, don't be mad at me (no, no, no, no)
Darling, I can't stop it even if I wanted
Don't be mad, don't be mad at me (no, no, no, no)
Missed what you were sayin', I was miles away, yeah
Don't be mad, don't be mad
Not like I had a choice
I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
I was busy thinkin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Always busy dreamin' 'bout boys, boys, boys
Head is spinnin' thinkin' 'bout boys

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>Good evening leadles and jellyspoons
yeah not watching this Dawn French stand up shite

keeping the torch burning

>imposter

no

how am i still hungover from yesterday uuuuugh SHIT

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proofs??

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Love Greg Knight
Hate DST
Simple as

me attached to the window

The word Africa comes from the Greek "Aphrike"
Meaning "without cold"
The word philosophy means "love of knowledge"
Stole from first man, Greek power expands
The first Greek fraternities band
The word gymnasium is Greek for "naked"
This was the place where adolescent boys were educated, and molested
This was accepted because Greek culture was homosexual
For example, Sappho trained girls on the island of Lesbos;
Hence, the word word Lesbian. [Ey, let these dumb motherfuckers know!]
December 25th, the birth of Saturn
A homosexual god, now check the historical pattern
December 25th, now thought the birth of Christ
Was Saturnalia, when men got drunk
Fucked each other then beat their wife
Fact is, it was still practiced, 'til they called it Christmas
So put a gerbil on your Christmas list
The Hellenistic Era, Alexander the Great
Conquers all the way to India leavin' four successor states
By the Fifth century B.C., R.O.M.E
Succeeds to be the conqueror of Egypt and Greece
But had the threat of the Black Phoenicians in Sicily
The Punic Wars begin, 264 B.C
The Black general Hannibal and Carthaginian Peace
In 146 B.C. Carthage fell after a six-month siege
Rome sold every citizen to slavery
The first genocide of history
And more bisexuality in sight; Julius Caesar was known as
"every woman's husband and every man's wife"
Spartacus Revolt, a slave rebellion that lost
Where 6,000 slaves was nailed on a cross
Cross, aw, shit, Jesus Christ, Time for some act-right
Christians get your facts right
Cause Christ was not his name, that's Greek for "One who is anointed"
Yeshua Ben Yosef was his name, do Christians know this?
So who do you praise, do you know his name
Or do you do this in vain
Accepting the religion they gave slaves to behave
Peep the description of historian Josephus
"Short, dark, with an underdeveloped beard was Jesus"
He had the Romans fearin' revolution
The solution was to take him to court and falsely accuse him

No more mentally ill middle aged men fuck off

Tim is an awful gimmick by itself we dont need another one

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Does anyone automatically filter all Tim posts in their mind?
Such a shit gimmick. Honestly used to feel sick every time I saw it

my uni oneitis is expecting her 3rd child

Constantine would later see the cross in a dream
In his vision, it read *In hoc signo vinces*
"In this sign we conquer" - Manifest Destiny
In 325 he convened the Nicene Creed
And separated god into three
Decided Jesus was born on December 25th
And raised then on the third day is a myth
Plus to deceive us
Commissioned Michelangelo to paint white pictures of Jesus
He used his aunt, uncle, and nephew
Subconsciously that affects you
It makes you put white people closer to God
(*No! Man got game like a motherfucker*)
True indeed, fuck it, Jihad
In the eight century Muslims conquered
Spain, Portugal and France and controlled it for 700 years
They never mention this in history class
Cause o'fays are threatened when you get the real lesson
Moors from Baghdad, Turkey threatened European Christians
Meaning, the white way of life; hence the Crusades for Christ
On November 25th, 1491
Santiago defeats the last Muslim stronghold, Granada
King Ferdinand gave thanks to God for victory
And the Pope of Rome and declared this date to forever be
A day of "Thanksgiving" for all European Christians

Now listen, when you celebrate "Thanksgiving"
What you are actually celebrating
Is the proclamation of the Pope of Rome
Who later, in league with Queen Isabella
Sent Cardinal Ximenos to Spain
To murder any blacks that resisted Christianity
These Moors, these black men and women were from Baghdad, Turkey
And today, you eat the turkey, for your "Thanksgiving" day
As the European powers destroyed the Turkeys
Who were the forefathers of your mothers and fathers
Now fight the power, you bitch-ass niggas

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Grabbing my own bum to see what it's like lads