/v4/ Comfy American Suburbs edition

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Suburbs seem like the exact opposite of comfy to me
>no small grocery stores nearby
>very reliant on cars
>fucking nothing nearby to begin with

I also noticed most american cities don't have trams and the bus stops seem to be spreaded out so far away from each other that everyone has to take a 20 minutes long trek to get to his actual destination. What if your car fucks up in America? You're fucked.

Do american taxi drivers know the entirety of their cities only the major parts? They are so fucking huge I can't imagine knowing entirety of them. It's scary really. I get lost easily I sometimes even have nightmares about getting lost if I got lost in something like NYC I would never make it back home I would have to become a bum forever trapped in New York, perhaps forever trapped in one district, or even in Central Park I would have to hunt squirrels and people who go there on picnics and maybe cops would find me and throw me to jail from which I won't even try to escape because if I do then I will no longer be lost just in NYC but in entire America world is a fucking shit place I wish Earth was a linear corridor.

Imagine getting lost in Russia.

you are correct, they're usually pretty shit and only look comfy if there's snow or rain like the OP pic. True comfy in America is living in the middle of nowhere and getting drunk and shooting things in your yard every night.

more like imagine getting robbed in Russia

New York isn't that huge, and with maps and GPS it's easy as fuck to navigate, plus most people in New York use the subway which is also easy to navigate (although usually late)

>no yard
>no huge ass garden in the back
>no tall fence

This bothers me more than anything.
A real home is surrounded by empty space in at least three directions and there's a fair bit of distance between it and the nearest house.

you forgot
>no front porch

what is this unit of measurement in the bottom right corner

>shooting things in your yard every night.
those things are called neighbours

well it seems I have some apologizing to be doing then

bump

t. Władysław

NYC is tourist friendly. You wouldn't get lost

why is every Pole on Sup Forums a leftist?

what makes you think he's a leftist from that post?

it's time to wake up, puny Visegradians

bump

Who's *glad to see the breakup of the american empire*

I'm sure as fuck not, but my life was hardly exciting anyways, I'm sure a little live action combat in a decade will be fun

you must be all neets who sleep in to noon

I FUCKING WORKING

you're not v4

lithuania is the nba of europe

you aren't v4 either

false, i will die for poland and you will die of aids. big difference!

waiting to get drafted for the second Korean war? If it happens, it'll be bloodier than the previous one

you will die by getting shot in walmart

by a fat woman's diarrhoea

Can you guess where i am czechbros?

meh fuck this job it's the second fucking month where I will have to work my ass off yet two women got an absurd ammount of days off
>6 night shifts in a row
woohoo for this pay it's surely worth it

Tvorcovia hollywoodskeho blockbusteru časť filmu nakrúcali aj na Slovensku, okrem iného v bratislavskej mestskej časti Petržalka. Najväčšie slovenské sídlisko tu “zaskočilo” za Rusko.

xaxaxaxa

zamknij morde twój język wygląda jakby ork sie krztusił

Hi

good to see that /v4/ is so alive and well

>xaxaxaxa
cuck

good morning friends

good afternoon, friend

>good
>morning
both of these statements are false

what's wrong in litva?

morning is whenever I wake up
you'd best remember that, boy

you know what meme is quickly becoming actual again?
>be american
>get shot

well I'm not
what now?

at least we have memes

>we have
You're the meme

being shot > dying in a college potato harvest :^)

Funny little Hungarian noodle backyards.

C A T A L O N I A

i lik spen

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Argie towns are quite comfy t bh

everything you've posted has looked good, I might have to go there myself now one day

DEATH FOR POTATOES IS GOOD DEATH

Yup, for me everything looks nice here, maybe because it's so different compared to what I'm used to, but still, I'm having a great time

Are Czechs racist against Turks?

t. want to visit & work

Why are there so many chinks in Prague? I just wanted to have a fun time not have my qt fetish flare up

the office building in Smíchov where Bohemia Interactive is headquartered?

>Burgerland loses the Vietnam War
>Vietnam becomes communist
>a lot of them start going to /v4/ to study because they're also communist
>still there today
at least that's my understanding of it, I think some of them might be more recent immigrants.

they also came as workers, not only as students
anyway, go to the czech part of cieszyn and the best methanol you'll get in town comes from old viet women speaking czech
top tier immigrants

>tfw no qt Vietnamese Pepik wife to make little Elliot Rodgers with

>Bohemia Interactive
you mean the company that bought a T-72 instead of paying devs to make content for their games?

Elves are West
>tall
>beautiful
>live in the apex of civilization
>intelligent

dwarfs are v4
>manlets
>ugly
>live in shitholes
>dumb and butthurt

I can't see the problem

In recent years I've been seeing more and more yellow tourists, and I live in Eastern Poopland, so I imagine the main tourist trap cities of Visegrad must have way more of them.
It's not a nice thing to say, but the rampant islamization of Western Europe was probably the best thing that could've happened to our tourism business. Even if statistically meaningless, nothing sinks the reputation of cities such as Paris or London like a truck of peace once in a while. And all those people starved for seeing a bit of Europe have to go somewhere.
Visegrad is the other side of the coin that is Paris Syndrome.

the problem is that they rely on the community to finish their games while they waste money on tanks.

*writes down your name*

I've read eastern europe starts to become popular because it's still european.

In other words tourists don't want to see sandniggers and yes the west getting allahu akbar'd on weekly basis is a very good thing for us

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opinions?

none

I punch blacks.

she probably sucks churka dicks and they're dead

Or just give up on them.
At least they have the tank
State TV/10

You're right, but you're leaving out one significant factor which is that Visegrad is incredibly cheap for Americans and Western Europeans.

>Vacation to Amsterdam, Vienna, or Paris
>hotels cost hundreds of euros a night, so stay in a shitty hostel full of backpackers instead
>restaurants are expensive as fuck, so only go out for dinner a few times and the rest of the time when you're hungry you have to buy sandwiches from a grocery store or something
>absolute tourist trap hell, can't even walk a meter without tripping over a Japanese tour group, lines for everything are like a Disney World ride
>no locals anywhere, and when there are like 50% of the time they are fucking assholes

>Visegrad vacation
>able to stay in a decent hotel or bed and breakfast, sometimes Air BnB
>can go to a good restaurant literally every single time you're hungry because a meal at most of them costs the same as fucking McDonalds in America or Western Europe
>besides Prague every city has a decent balance of locals and tourists, you can get into whatever tourist attraction you want easily
>safe, you can wander around drunk out of your mind at 1 AM in any part of the city and literally nothing will happen
>people are generally pretty friendly to you, if they struggle with English they'll appreciate attempts by you to communicate in their language instead of acting like you're retarded as in Western Europe

it's /comfy/

how often do you have russian language broadcasts on your national tv compared to belarussian language broadcasts?

>be american
>get shot

>I imagine the main tourist trap cities of Visegrad must have way more of them.
yeah
Prague center is like little China (not to be confused with Little Hanoi)
Elves
>fags
>treehuggers
>arrogant
>hide in forests all day
Dwarfs
>Social drinkers
>industrious
>aren't afraid of anything
I see your point

Poles are blonde

99% of everything on TV is broadcasted in russian

>Prague center is like little China (not to be confused with Little Hanoi)
I don't mind yellows at all Tbh
hańba

bump

Organic architecture is the comfiest architecture
Y/Y?

y

I think I'm beginning to understand that one user who had a floor tile fetish. Just look at those inviting holes.

This building is my waifu now
brb moving to Hungary

>Dariusz
>Kacper
>Daria
>Roksana
And even our countrymen are still in denial of our real origin

this
dwarves are top tier in reality

W-we WUZ litwa and shiet

hold the line.
love isn't always on time.

No. I am Greek.

When I imagine a Litwa I at least imagine white-red-white flag and a person behind it who speaks perfect Ruthenian
how many of those do you have?

Hi friends

>I at least imagine white-red-white flag
exactly
both of you, change your flags to Pogoń RIGHT NOW

Welcome to my thread friend

welcome to my thread

benis

Pay denbts
I speak shitty ruthenian(belarussian).
In the meantime you guys speak some gibberish

r8 my glasses

we have ruthenian speakers too

Nice try and nice dubs, HOWEVER The thread is now mine beyond any doubt and you literally cannot refute this

>those frames
are you a grill?

hi femvak

1 öl = 6 feet

o right, that too
although people here favor putting a simple bench in your front yard overlooking the street
old geezers gather around them to pass the time in each other's company
it's called a "gossip bench", literally

>although people here favor putting a simple bench in your front yard overlooking the street
>old geezers gather around them to pass the time in each other's company
>it's called a "gossip bench", literally
that's very similar to the culture in the Southern US, everybody has a front porch with a bench or a swing and old people will just sit out there all day drinking tea or lemonade. Families will also gather there in the evenings when everybody is off work.

Whenever some developer comes in and builds new houses (usually disgusting McMansions) they usually leave this out and it just kills the neighborly feeling.