/brit/

my bf on the right edition

>linked immediately before my post
why are you trying to sabotage me

Well this thread is dead on arrival.

embarrassing

always thought japanese fantasy was bullshit

why the fuck is some teenager with ridiculous flippy hair commanding an army in final fantasy?

Hi where are the brits

Why do East Asians draw elves anyway? Elves are European in origin.

i'm of British heritage hello

it's not like western fantasy doesn't have similar issues, go read any young adult novel in a bookstore and I guarantee 2/3rds will involve some 16 year old doing entirely improbable things for entirely improbable reasons, that's just how entertainment works

>every young adult novel is twilight

name a single modern young adult novel that is actually good

i think western video games are changing, seems like every protagonist these days is a middle aged man with a dark past

Need Emma Watson to slap me around before treating my willy to a sook.

could liam fuck off

Lord of the Rings is based around a midget handling the most powerful artefact in the land.

...

So cute!

would break his nose if i ever saw him in irl

fuck off ufkck juduf jkfuck FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF F

thinking about hiring a black bull and directing him to turtlemong's address for the night

the funny thing is, the american one looks like an irl japanese/korean girl

Beto is still awake.

*sucks cheeks in*
Am I effay yet?

...

and do what don't have a gf

>tfw no brown gf to racemix with
Do you know that feel, /brit/?

That's not Beto

who is this faggot?

exactly mate

My bf

we know you don't lol

>not a single british poster

we've finally done it lads

Bender.

God bless

Is it safe to discuss the partitioning of the UK, then? What piece does Australia want?

Not a single Union Jack (besides the on on the Aussie flag) to be seen in this thread so far.

The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Northern Ireland and Isle of Man

Is he half chink or something?

south wales

This is me user returning to my flat - the apartment port royale sherbrooke montreal H4R3Z8 my rented apartment since January 2013 and before - this taken on the 2td of October 2017 ... I,ve previously finished my shitposting for the day ...

No, it's bright out

full blooded mong

matched with a girl that I got a good line for but she's in another city

Did you know the tawny mining bee, often found in Britain, lives in nests under ground? That's a "hole" new way of doing it!

and which city is that turtle

>brits have finally been banned from the internet by mummy may

brisbane, where all the fit girls come from

canberra

thurgoona

Not a single Brit poster on the front page

walla walla

geelong

just saw some on reddit. seems they've not been wiped off the internet entirely...

reckon she'd be a goer too
all the signs are there

have to pee multiple times a night

HOLY SHIT RARE

use my mouth as a piss receptacle

fuck off and stay there

Had this problem. Starting wanking less and exercising more and it went away.

BOOOOO GET OUT OF OUR THREAD

Had this problem. Starting wanking more and exercising less and it went away.

Simply cannot conceive of a britain without pakis at this point. It's like americans and niggers.

Had this problem. Got a catheter and it went away.

the british are coming!!!

*throws tea into a nearby pond*

good morning

cold out

*shoots you*

it's nice what are you on about

Had this problem. Threw my Lipton into a nearby stream and it went away.

Why is it that bondage/BDSM fetishists are so well-behaved online compared to other fetishes? Footfags, trap porn consumers, and ponyfuckers seem to have an inherent need to shove their deprevation down everybody's throats, particularly on Sup Forums, but you never see anybody spamming ballgags or handcuff pictures. It's probably the most commonplace, vanilla fetish too and you still never see it.

can hear the train rolling through town rn
it's 2 hours behind schedule

i used to ride that train a few times a year

>this australian city of only 100,000 has all these beautiful buildings because of gold money

damn... (in JPG for our australian friends)

Had this problem. Put on a coat and it went away.

a pinch and a punch for first of the month

shut up

runt

all those buildings are shit through.

wish more girls would grow their pubes out desu

that's a tree on the left not a building

>tawny mining bee
not seen one of those and i have lots of bee pics from the garden. did see a monarch butterfly from the states and a hummingbird moth this summer though.

disgusting

is armpit hair pubes or is it only the groin region

only the groin area

t. furry

mong
the detailing isnt obscured on the right

>Why is it that bondage/BDSM fetishists are so well-behaved online compared to other fetishes?
long cultural history as a larger social group of people. the others, as mass interest, are more modern.

swedish weather

>work TODAY

>work never

lol wagie

just quit lol

Ooh, now that is a majestic creature.

>a nice bush and those 80s style super high waisted panties

ahhhhhhhh yesss

Looks pretty fat but i wouldn't expect that too detract from your opinion of it as a yank.

scared the life out of me, they fly incredibky fast and are the size of a sparrow. literally thought i had seen an actual humingbird until i saw it stop and feed.

>party hats are gone
thank christ

Work, work, work, work, work, work
You see me I be work, work, work, work, work, work

thought about this and recieved nary a twitch from the old 'illy

do old people wank?

*beats you over the head as part of my tutorial quest*

/ck/ has gone down the shitter