Why are these countries so good and perfect?

Why are these countries so good and perfect?

-no one ever

It pisses me off Suriname and Guyana are not part of CONMEBOL

tfw no Colombian gf
tfw no Indo-Guyanese gf

Hmm, perhaps due to the introduction of Africanized honey bees in 1957, introducing a high honey yielding (if dangerous and competitive) species to the continent.

I'd rather North America was in Conmebol but someone has to sponsor the football in minnow countries and we're both on the hook for bankrolling Central America and the Caribean. Just think of it as the price for guaranteed World Cup attendance.

The fuck is this.

In which parallel universe?

The flags of Guyana and Suriname respectively.

frogs

Amerindian ancestry

wheater.

Look like African flags or some shit. I had literally never seen them before, I guess i'm just ignorant about central america

Wrong.
Suriname is Dutch and Guyana is English.

different kind of frogs.

>central america
Have bad news...

>central america
They're east of Venezuela, north of Brazil, Venezuela even claims Guyana to be theirs

Peru will try their best!

el uruguayANO señores

>you were not born in Argentina
>why live?

lad.....

Sorry, anything past the Ecuador line is not south anymore.

so southern europe is not really southern europe?

Does anyone actually call them that other than muh nordic racial purity fags? It's just europe here. America, Europa, Asia, Oceania, Antartida.

Then caribbean+mexico is central american and USA above is north america though those are not real continents.

>Does anyone actually call them that
basically everyone

This is some american-tier level of ignorance.
We were supposed to be better than them dude!