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Greater Israel Edition

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Post merkavas you lazy bastards.

You really want Iran as neighbors?

Europe would need to take way more refugees for that to happen.

Here you go, want some x-95s while you're at it?
It's a dumb conspiracy theory by a Nobel Peace prize having terrorist that died from cancer based on a coin so who cares?
It's not like we have enough people to hold this much land anyway

Bump

Based Israel

merkava a shit
t. knower

the virgin merkava:
>ugly silhouette (looks like a fucking clam)
>engine is put in the front for extra crew security (fucking weak)
>first aid shutters in the back
>tiny cannon
>concieved mostly for crew preservation not power
>castrated by tiny guerilla with fucking malyutkas lmao

the Chad Sho't Kal
>superior modified prototype of the patrician british Centurion
>BBC 105 mm L7 cannon masterrace
>slick and imposing geometric shapes
>BTFO multiple arab forces despite superior numbers against all odds in two wars
>literally translates to "whip" in hebrew
the idf aint what it used to be lads, it's a bit pussified these days

>tiny cannon
Pretty sure the merkava has a 120mm cannon and air conditioning which is nice

idk man i still dig the shot kal more
the 'kava is overdoing it a bit imo

>the idf aint what it used to be lads, it's a bit pussified these days
true
i still can't wrap my head how alpha the fuckers that fought in the six day war and 73 were

Two bee hornest Merkava is superior in everyway possible

t. ex-tank mechanic

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would gladly die for israel desu

How do you feel about Sabra and Shatila?

Dude literally had a fucking eyepatch and a gnarly looking face, what were those Arabs thinking?

a necessary evil, the PLO was treading on very thin ice.

T-55s were shit and
>Arabs
>being good at fighting

He also was a grave robber in his spare time

I thought even Jews frowned upon that sort of thing?

Well not literal grave robbing, more like illegal archaeological excavations in which he keeps the loot to himself

Bump

The whole world has been pussified desu

It could be much, much worse.
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who do you need to fight though

nothing yet of course, but we wont be at peace for ever
and when we finally aren't - we are going to be slaughtered. it will take something terrible for these people to change course with what they're doing

you guys are the unlickiest yet the most sneaky cunt ever. well maybe one is result of another

life is too comfortable in your cunt, same with canada and the us that's why you have all this bullshit. if ww3 breaks out it will be one hell of a wake up call

Anyway you probably don't need to worry about invasion and that's the biggest threat to a cunt

jesus christ

Arabs literally had better equipment and infinite supplies from Ruskies.

The emus are sick cunts. No joke.

>Better
Not very adapted to desert warfare though

America get. Shot fap fap fap by American

Hahahahahahahahaha

Fuck yeah love it


Fuck usa glory to Russia and Syria

This image really triggers me.
Well done

How do I move to Israel?

Reminder that Israel really does have an evil "Greater Israel" plan but it is nowhere as big.

Greater Israel = Israel + all of current Palestine + Golan Heights.

Sup Forumstards taint a legitimate conspiracy "theory" with this bullshit.

Joanna are you here?

Here you go
>Eligibility to becoming a citizen in Israel is determined per the Citizenship Law. The clauses of the law state who is an Israeli citizen, who is eligible to become a citizen, and how one may become a citizen. In accordance with the law, Israeli citizenship is granted by eligibility under the Law of Return, by eligibility due to residence in Israel prior to the establishment of the country, and by birth (if the person does not hold other citizenships). Clause 5 of the Citizenship Law details the option of becoming a citizen for ineligible persons. Persons seeking citizenship per clause 5 must meet the following:
1. Residence in Israel for 3 out of the 5 years prior to the citizenship request under a permanent residence status.
2. Knowledge of the Hebrew language.
3. Willingness to waive other citizenships.
Yep, Pretty much zero tension as all immediate aggressors are BTFO and the rest are too scared of big and powerful oil having Israel

Lmao

When will you destroy Turkey?

soon inshallah

I hope you die boris

what a waste of a good aircraft for incompetent arabs.

why are you self hatin

איזה אשכול פתטי
לא חייב כל יום

כל שאר המדינות מצליחות לעשות ת'רדים טובים יום יום

פעם היה כל יום
מניסיון זה לא משנה זה תמיד יהיה חרא

לא הבנתי מה זה מפריע לך, רוצה אשכול טוב? תתרום משהו חוץ מלקרוא לו פתטי

כמה מהם יש? כמה מאיתנו?
יש כל יום בקיץ, או בחגים
סתם כל יום זה מוריד את הרמה והביקוש

תגובה פתטית

מה לדעתך פתטי פה

Pic related
אני גם לא מבין, יש אנשים מהרבה מדינות, משהו שדומה לדיון, לא גרוע יותר מכל /ישר/ אחר

ישראלים פה זה נישה - לא חייב אשכול כל יום

טוב

>x-95
lmao

/isr/ is dead, burry it.

דרמטי

איך היום שלך

מי רוצה לבתול אותי

אני

what the fuck is with that southern border
ANSWER ME SHEKELOV

אתה נקבה?

On that day the LORD made a covenant with Abram and said, "To your descendants I give this land, from the river of Egypt to the great river, the Euphrates - the land of theKenites,Kenizzites,Kadmonites,Hittites,Perizzites,Rephaite,Amorites,Canaanites,GirgashitesandJebusites."

יש לי פין נשי

די משעמם, כרגיל

אתה יכול להכניס אותו פנימה שיראה כמו דגדגן גדול?

נראה לי עדיף לך להיכנס מאחורה אם כבר

אני חושב שאוותר

איפה כל הכוסיות כסעמק

nuke all muslim for me

מתחת ל/על צ'אדים, לא פה

tfw no gf

How do you get an Israeli gf besides being rich and a doctor?

Yep
Being a chad? You can be a fucking spic as long as you're a chad

What's the Israeli definition of being a chad?

hope this comes true

Gonna have sex with Volk on my birthright trip in December in exchange for a greencard.

>smoke weed
>get depressed when the high wears off

That's when you realize you're a j*w

/Fit/ and that's it, can be a 4/10 face but still a chad
You already said so, got proof? Pictures after the deed also can be nice
>Not smoking crack

I'm a shitskin, can I still get a qt jewish gf? Not arab tho

Designated shitting street level stuff

Are you /fit/? qt is nlikely, shitskin hot slut like pic related, sure

MY
DICK

No I'm not /fit/ but if that's what I gotta do then that's what I'm gonna do

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The entire MENA region is a one giant garbage dump and you are not any different.

why does she have ashkenazi last name when she looks ar*b

>not any different
Cohen is not exclusively Ashkenazi

>he fell for the ashkenazi are white meme

What's a Chad army unit and respectively, a virgin army unit?

That's quite a disappointment, she looked better when half nude.

>implying she's not Jewish

mizrahi aren't even people let alone Jewish

she has a hot buldge

This. I hope she sees hiding something under there

All the pilots are pretty chaddy and most of the c4l and Intelligence guys are virgins
Still hot, weird chin though

Naim meod. Ma schlomcha?