Why do Mexicans and sudacas love FIFA and "las maquinitas" so much?

Why do Mexicans and sudacas love FIFA and "las maquinitas" so much?
I fucking hate soccer and my parents never let me go to "la tiendita" that had one of those because I was (and still am) a fucking retard and I could've gotten kidnapped.

I don't regret it, those arcades probably had gonorrhea all over the buttons.
Do you play anything else, Sup Forums? I hope you're not a P C u c k or have shit taste.

Why are betas so triggered by FIFA?
Have you noticed that?

>soccer
lol

>Arg*ntina
Vomit

Ignoring your flag, I'm only making this thread because I got banned from Sup Forums. Ironically for saying I hate your country.

Again you fucking chimp get out leave this site and kill yourlsef dirty scum

I love you too, user.

kys

Still playing fifa 99 on my ps1 lol, so not a P C u c k, can't afford a pc in romania. Yes, we are that poor. I'm writing this at a sort of internet cafe where you rather use an existent pc rather than coming with a laptop.

PS: Got 10 mins left ask me anything before I vanish

>can't afford a pc in romania
>Yes, we are that poor
Don't blame you, PCs are expensive as shit.

>I'm writing this at a sort of internet cafe where you rather use an existent pc rather than coming with a laptop
Aren't those all like that? Mexican internet cafes also have their own PCs.

>Got 10 mins left ask me anything before I vanish
Do something to get a long vacation.

>Aren't those all like that?
It's called different, like 2 different things. They have sort of a software on those that have PCs already.

>Do something to get a long vacation.
Well I guess I could go pickpocketing stupid westerners again hehehehehehe.

>I fucking hate soccer

If your entire country LITERALLY ONLY talked about soccer you would hate it too.

mexicans are sudacas too

t. fat kid who gets picked last

They didn't get to play football in highschool because they were too beta and nobody wanted to play with them, so now football -and sports in general- subconsciously reminds them of their betaness

I don't hate it.

That's not true.

so, join them, you fucking sperg?

Ficcc

No thanks.

>soccer
kys

Why does the word "Soccer" trigger you fags so much? I unironically said it like that all my life but started saying it ironically since a group of autists at school started chimping out about it when I was in like 7th grade.

Actually, you are the autist
Beta
Friendless
Too weak and insecure to play football, so much that even FIFA triggers you, PES would probably cause you a panic attack

>FIFA triggers you
I didn't say that. I was just wondering why every single Xbox owner that happens to be Mex or sudaca only has FIFA and maybe CoD or Gears of War.

PlayStation Master Race doesn't have this problem.