Be american

>be american
>be hamplanet
>get shot caus target to big to miss

>hamplanet
shes a smallfat at most, shitlord

Why don't americans just ban guns?

>Americans create gravitational force around them that pull bullets to them

>smaller fats
>larger fats

Every body with mass creates gravity

that image disgusts me in so many ways, some i cant quite process yet
how else would they get beef for their burgers

freedom

Horrifying

Because mah second amendment.

...

that's the price of freedom

how could those guys could have defended themselves against the shooter otherwise?

What the fuck is a 3X
HOW BIG IS THAT??

>still not fat enough to absorb the bullets

I finally understood why they're all becoming morbidly obese: it's a protective measure against mass-shooting.

this i'm glad guns are legal, the shooter didn't stand a chance.

XXXL

Wouldn't work, far too many guns already in circulation

>people who wear 4X and up
>and up
This is a joke right?

they couldn't anyway, the shooter was on a roof with a high power rifle. they can't hit him with handguns or some shit

>not going to the Country festival with an AR-15 on your back

Cmon now

"People"

You mean like Brazil? You think criminals will turn their guns over?

that was, like, part of the joke, dood

they would just use trucks instead, or sarin gas

I don't get it either user.
Her teeth are aligned and not busted and her gums are not that big and yet, they freak me out somehow.

It's like something out of the Dark Seed game.

> slim thicks

nice tits

there's an industry to take care, is not that easy

>how could those guys could have defended themselves against the shooter otherwise?
This. If everyone had an AR in that concert and started shooting the hotel they might've hit that attacker

europe 2xl is like american L.

really fired my neurons.

so this is american culture

yeah, a lot of Murrikan got their neurons fired too yesterday

Now you understand why we want them to go back

thats rude desu my friend.

Can not police arrest without killing the criminal?

but mocking slimthick people was rude too

slimthick people deserve no shaming

maybe

the founding farters

well people dying because a nutjob decided to shoot them and people being fat asses because they are lazy are not comparable.

perhaps he only shot at the fat ones? Perhaps he wanted a slim 'mmurriccaa

didnt know there were non-fat americans.