Be australian

>be australian
>one mass shooting happens
>take guns away
>never happens again

really makes me think..

and how exactly will you defend your family against the emus?

We do it for them

by giving their wifes and daughters as offering to the emuoverlord

>be american
>1 mass shooting happens
>2 mass shootings happens
>3 mass shootings happens
>4 mass shootings happens
>5 mass shootings happens
>6 mass shootings happens
>7 mass shootings happens
>8 mass shootings happens
>9 mass shootings happens
>10 mass shootings happens
>11 mass shootings happens
>12 mass shootings happens
>13 mass shootings happens
>14 mass shootings happens
>15 mass shootings happens
>16 mass shootings happens
>17 mass shootings happens
>doesn't ban guns

>be Icelandic
>Mass shooting doesn't happen

That would require a mass of people. One regular murder culls like a percent of your population.

Americans are retarded and give capitalism a bad name.

>be european
>18 mass truckings
>doesn't ban trucks

If those people had been in their own trucks it would never have happened!

you know it's true

>If those people had been in their own trucks it would never have happened!
There is a bit of truth to that.

mass shootings are part and parcel of living in a free country

>be Northern Ireland
>have guns
>have several active paramilitaries
>no mass shootings ever
It's almost as if it's a problem with yanks, not guns.

Why americans haven't banned the Boing???

> the right won't ban guns
> the left won't ban niggers

And that's the way the cookie crumbles.

your country has 1000 people in it

All iclanders will be VOLCANOED

mass shooting usually don't happen among family members anyway

>The Troubles were a hoax

The Troubles weren't a mass shooting you fucking septic tank.

not enough people on your shit lil island for a "mass" shooting to happen
epic simply epic