/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Autistic thread should be banned

welcome back

EVERY MAN A KANG

Great edition.

Good post.

>BBC talking about Sup Forums claiming reviewbrah was shot
lel

The Kingfish reigns supreme.

the cat definitely has some parasite up her bum
might need a flee bath too
makes sense since its literally a kitten thats probably 2 weeks old that they just picked up from the street

should have been a Tom Petty edition
he was from Northern Florida and voiced Lucky on KOTH

FRESH OC

sounds comfy, its °31 Celsius here.

didn't think about it, my bad

youtube.com/watch?v=04hHIezRMPk

>31 Celsius here.
Horrifying.

thank god its finally around 18C here
i can wear comfy clothes again
i should buy new clothes

Man, what lovely weather we're having today.

I've been buying lots of milsurp clothes these days. Austrian shirts are great.

>milsurp
only acceptable if you're camping or hunting

>I've been buying lots of milsurp clothes these days.

That better be for hunting and camping.

>memesurp
lmao autism

Milsurp: $5 for a nice fitting cotton shirt that will last you a minimum of 5 years
Other clothes: $15 for midget sized polyester t-shirt that will decompose within 3 years of wearing it

Kind of a no-brainer imo.

>wearing the same shirt for more than 2 years
>wearing the same shirt longer than a year

Tell me EVERYTHING you have bought that is milsurp so I can make fun of you/r8 your fit.

faggot

autist
do you still wear the shit you wore in high school?

>Milsurp: makes you look like an edgy Dylan Roof tier autist
>normal clothes: doesn't make you look like an edgy Dylan Roof tier autist
kind of a no brainer

Why would I waste money replacing my entire wardrobe with full price clothing every year?

4 Austrian shirts
3 Czech shirts
That's it so far for clothing. Might get some pants once I need new ones tho
.

you give your old clothes to charity you dum bum

Trust me when I say I'm not an edgy looking person. I've been called a hippie many times.

I already do that without spending hundreds of unnecessary dollars on new clothes every year. You underestimate my cheapness, friend.

>children in africa recieves alabamanons old clothes
>what the fuck is this crap, its all worn out!
>oh well, atleast we can burn it for the pitfire

>4 Austrian shirts
>3 Czech shirts

Are they camo or do they look like your previous 2 pictures ?

>Might get some pants once I need new ones tho

Don't buy anything relating to cargo pants.

i will be 21 this year
kinda feel like life is fucking me sideways

>21
leave Sup Forums and never return. you may still have a chance if you just start working, saving, and studying during all of your free time. best of luck

Nah, dude. I donate my stuff to local charity. I've seen poor people walking around wearing my old stuff quite a lot. I only donate the usable stuff though. The rest gets turned into rags or char cloth.

The first pic is the Austrian shirt and the second is the Czech.
>Don't buy anything relating to cargo pants.
I use pockets like crazy though. Cargo pants are super practical for me.

lmao there is no hope for me

The Austrian button-up makes you look like a boy scout (bad), and the Czech button-up is alright I guess, try to find a darker color.

Avoid button-ups with 2 front large pockets like on the Austrian one, a little pocket on one of the breast are alright, but overall, try to avoid them.

>I use pockets like crazy though. Cargo pants are super practical for me.

They'll make you look autistic as fuck but ok.

currently doing a meme
any suggestions?

A peach.

Bill Clinton or Johnny Cash

seems too obvious and normie of a joke to make

them duke boys

put a picture of ataturk over arkansas

Then post a picture of Sherman.

perfect :^)

I was just going to do a gay pride flag

I hate sounding like those self positivity people, but I really don't care what people think about me. I primarily buy milsurp because it's cheap and sturdy. I also prefer how it looks compared to normal clothes, but that's more of a fortunate coincidence than a motivating factor.

>I hate sounding like those self positivity people
you mean you hate to sound like a Canadian?

honestly thats cool man
i myself only buy new clothes every other new cause i feel like an autist if i wear it any longer
except for some shirts that i particularly like

"it gets bigger when I pull on it" guy for Arkansas
perfect

do the "hmmm" guy instead

youtube.com/watch?v=XzVzCUpxsec
we wuz

If you choose to do so, you could use Liquid Chris as the face of West Virginia.

You sound like one of those self positivity people.

>you mean you hate to sound like an Ontarian?
ftfy

Yeah, it all comes down to preference at the end of the day. Whatever floats your boat.

Crap.

literally nothing wrong with Ontarians

still need Mississippi, Alabama, the Carolinas, Tennessee, Oklahoma, and Florida

It's just a national meme. They're really not that bad.

You could indulge my autism and put Granny for Tennessee.

redpill me on huey long

was he a welfare loving socialist?
I heard he took money from the rich and gave to the poor

Florida=A picture of Cuba
Oklahoma=qt Injun gf
North Carolina= Richard Petty
Alabama= Forrest Gump

He was a populist.

Pretty good guy, full of corruption, but pretty much every politician to ever come out of here is like that. Overall, he was president worthy, but of course FDR couldn't have that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Share_Our_Wealth

he was a populist and his wealth distribution would probably have been worse than the New Deal. But he was a good guy and he was more genuine than FDR

Every women seem to have this ''foreigners are kinder to women'' kind of attitude.
Turkey? foreigners are kinder
japan? foreigners are kinder
korea? foreigners are kinder
balkans? foreigners are kinder
who the fuck are these foreigners and how do only women seem to know about them
its almost like its a made up sentiment that is fed to them

I'm the "'foreigners".

its definitely not the freak that wants an inbred brown gf

I want an abusive light skinned kinky haired gf, not and inbred brown gf.

Get it right.

don't like darkies

i saw a bunch of nigress at the metro today
glad to say i dont find them attractive

progress update

Neat, can't wait for it to be finished :^)

alabama should be smug MLK

good idea

S D
D

I know nothing about Kentucky but it sounds so great

did smug MLK for Mississippi instead because it's the designated black state and I wanted to do something Wallace related for Alabama

what do for the Carolinas? Guess I should throw in WV too.

Sauce on the webm?

Richard Petty as North Carolina, you literally can't find any better person to represent it.

hey acadiana

Finally managed to create a fort made from wood, a piece of furniture,some towels, a drawer and couple of boxes to make sure kitten doesnt shit eveywhere while i sleep

fucker keeps finding a way out

So this... is the power...
of German autism...

Sketch comedy show "Bizarre" by Henny Youngman, Google says

Hi

>weed mod for autismcraft
every day we stray further from God's light

How do I get a white, Asian, or CHI gf?

*Lands on your window*

Just be yourself

*unsheathes soapy water*

so fucking tired of being poor

The only way you could know about this is that you actually play this game

I hate insects. They are so emotionless, you can't know their intentions
They might be evil

>The only way you could know about this is that you actually play this game

>I hate insects.

There is no reason to be rude now.

FUCK OFF
U
C
K

O
F
F

...

*Another one appears*

same

Satan made this

S U C C :DDD

>Satan made this

But God made everything that is living on Earth user.

You don't hate God's creations do you ?

This one was created to punish us.

the fuck is this? Just take it off at last what the fuck man

>created to punish us

That would actually be Swans and Geese.

Swans and geese are bros. They won't bother you if you leave them alone.

It's a Leech.

From what I know, the owner feeds the Leech its blood continuously, which would explain:

1. The marks on his skin, indicating the "feeding" area.
2. The abnormal size of the Leech.

For comparison, the average length of a Leech is 0.3 to 3 inches (0.0762 to 0.0762 meters) long.

t. goose

finished

Good job.

somebody add the /dixie/ watermark to it