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Alri

babestation

its decided. i will go to lectures tomorrow

best do, you dozy cunt

same

amine
anime

girls with short hair

i agree guns should be legal, but only pistols, shotguns and bolt action rifles.

do you really need access to military hardware? those weapons were designed specifically to be as efficient as possible for one thing: killing people

you can "protect muh property" with a handgun, you don't need a fucking machine gun nest in your house.

The future is now

If you're a virgin past 20 why haven't you just shagged a prozzie

it's Iike £50 and you get the whole stigma off your back

quid, stone, fanny, arse

who gives a shit let them shoot each other

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choon

Having a cup of 5 roses and reading some quality jokes online, lads.
I gotta get up in about 7 hours, but these are just too funny. I keep telling myself "just one more joke and off to bed", but I can't seem to stop myself.

gf

JK lads, it's actually an Arthas edition

the only thing that should be banned outright are LMGs, everything else should be allowed, but the things you listed should require mental health checks and gun safety courses

GOOD edition

link

literally did nothing wrong

no space on my phone
no space on my laptop
no space on my SD

why am I so bad at managing storage space

get a RAID system goin nibba

delete your child porn mate

59 dead now lads..

How many you thinking it gets to?

simplicity is best lad

the vast majority of gun crimes in America are committed by
a) handguns
b) illegally acquired weapons
"military" weapons are not the problem

he has a point

>you end up being unable to perform
>she just laughs and takes your money
>you're now traumatised for life
>eventually find yourself a loving caring gf and ruin the relationship because you have performance anxiety and can't give her the loving she desperately desires

As opposed to the stigma of having to go to a prozzie?

in terms of stigma there's very little difference between "i'm a virgin" and "my first and only time was with a prostitute". depending on who you're talking to, the latter might in fact carry more of a stigma

Currently posting from work . . . penis!

grown to almost welcome the idea of having something so wrong with me that I'm unworthy of any sort of affection.

Have a technology tolerance break.

best anime cat

Nigger. They all fire projectiles in the end

trying to think of political policies is hard when you have no way of costing them but you're too well read to just slap them down

doubly hard because i'm thinking through a scenario of winning in the Welsh Assembly, meaning extortionate promises can't just be tied up with borrowing or MMT-style thinking on deficits, since unlike Westminster the Senedd can neither borrow money in significant amounts nor simply create new money. Spending is capped by current expenditure, meaning rebalancing is the only real option.

>yank """""""""""""""""banter"""""""""""""""""
>has to steal my copypasta
lmoa

its literally just camera pictures from my phone, 95% of which are my cat, webms from /wsg/ threads or /brit/ and normie crap from whatsapp
dont want to delete any

indeed

thats pretty good banter desu

any mass-shooter man in?

>ding dong
>open door
>see this

wat do

oxford health doing hacks on you

post pics of your kot xxx

What do you work as? A willy inspector?

use MEGA

Lack of sex isn't the problem
Lack of being loved is

crossed the border to upvote your thread did you

Feels good being a real outsider unlike tryhard musicians and artists

Weed is illegal - people still buy it
Guns are illegal - people still buy them
Some people don't respect certain laws. Problem?

Fucking yanks. That said their upfrontness is something I do respect.Too many repressed weirdos on these isles, especially amongst the boomer demographic.

lad you can get a 2 TB HDD to hold all type of crap for like 60 quid

Some bogan smoking a ciggie shouted at me from his car saying "oi mate gimme a job!"

so many regrets lads
can't get over them

Both are issues if you're a normal young male with a sex drive.

you can't buy either in a supermarket though
restricting supply reduces supply by definition

How do you recognise a foundation myth? It fulfils three functions.

1)It explains the origin and structure of the world (and society).
2)It defines ultimate good and evil (and from those definitions are derived the values that are used to justify the holding of power).
3)It determines what is held sacred in that society.

For modern Westerners the story of WWII has become their foundation myth. It fulfils all three functions.

1)We live in the ‘Post-War World’. The lines on the map, the institutions, the sense of what era we live in, all arise from the starting point of WWII.

2)Ultimate evil is Nazis. Ultimate good is opposing Nazis. The values derived from these definitions are anti-racism, equality, diversity, anti-nationalism and so on.

3)The only thing that is held sacred, that cannot be denied or mocked in the contemporary West, is the Holocaust.

The problem is that all three functions are backwards or negative.

Instead of the origin event being one of fertility and new life, it was a conflagration of death and destruction.

Instead of ultimate good taking the central position in the story that slot is occupied by ultimate evil. Everyone knows that Adolf Hitler, the personification of evil, holds the centre point of the WWII story.

Instead of that which is held sacred being something mysterious and sublime it (the Holocaust) is an obscenity.

Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.
> Having a negative foundation myth means the tree of life for Westerners is poisoned.

yeah by autistic yank standards

well did you

thats why we have prisons

Currently reading this, lad.
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gay.

could have had gfs on numerous occasions but I pussied out

if the wire taught me anything its that people in america murder each other with pistols and nothing else

Just said "I wish!"

my dad lost his virginity to a prostitute at 33

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>American actors can't do British accents

yeh but for sex drive you can just masturbate, can't do that with love

I'm too socially anxious to visit one, could you fuck off with your normie delusions

shoulda hired him to sit on your drive shouting at anyone who goes by.

>didn't mention demand
>giving a fuck

I'm just making point some by the way.

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>In Après un rêve (originally published in 1878), a dream of romantic flight with a lover, away from the earth, and "towards the light" is described. However, on waking to the truth the dreamer longs to return to the "mysterious night" and the ecstatic falsehood of his dream.
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>that kid who got bullied all the time at school
>fat, unpopular, shit at sports, shit handwriting
>went to uni and studied politics
>see him trying to get involved with the local conservative party on fb

hmm, yes, now it makes sense

The saffer and his chuckling knock-knock pepes are a nice breah of fresh air

>UK literally has like 1 gun murder a year
>DUH WE SHUD JUST LET EVERYONE HAVE GUNS

ah yes

interesting how post-communist Russia and China have embraced capitalism, but also coupled with social conservatism and nationalism and kept their authoritarian regimes

and in doing so, have managed to slowly derail the American World Order. liberal democracy is out. it's failed. nationalism is in again.

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haha look how gormless they are

Jerking off really doesn't satisfy like sexual contact with a woman. If it did prostitution wouldn't be a thing. Or at least not as big a thing as it is.

>AMERICA AMERICA AMERICA
>VIRGINS VIRGINS VIRGINS

yep i've had my fill of /brit/ today

...what if he was already doing his job?

>studied politics to a degree level
>supports conservaties
wow! you played yourself

idea: make crime illegal

the most hardcore conservatives I knew in sixth form were total greasy loser virgin nerds
the most hardcore labour supporters I knew in sixth form were total greasy loser dyed hair dykes

Ireland has one of the highest gun murder rates in Europe because the criminal gangs all have them. Its still like 20 gun murders a year and all the people who die are drug dealers so who cares
if we had americas gun laws I don't think the gun crime rate would increase that much

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but it's close enough. there's nothing that's close enough to love

Oh no, a leaf leaving /brit/. Please, no, come back

*grasps at your coat-tails with my greasy claws*

>no idea what you are talking about.
ah yes

Russia has a lower GDP than Italy

>Yanks call their the leader the potus
creasing, what a stupid name

having your dick stimulated physically is just one part of actual sex and intimacy

>reviewbrah died in the las vegas shootings

cannot BEAR it lads, he was too young

proto-yank virgin

What's the difference between a prozzie and a dealer?????
A prossie cleans her crack and sells it again

demand doesn't matter if supply isn't present

hes from florida

>Ireland
Stopped reading here sweaty

raise a bud light to the victims with me /brit/

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GDP is an inaccurate measure of societal success

under Putin, Russia's quality of life has gotten a lot better since the Soviet years. It's still shit, but it's on a marked improvement.

meanwhile, quality of life in America has declined and declined