Your mom says you're the cook tonight and drop pic related in front of you

>Your mom says you're the cook tonight and drop pic related in front of you
How are you gonna prepare it?

Throw that shit in the trash and get McChickens instead

I don't live with my parents though

I wanna stick my dick in it

ask where is the macaco

Calamari? Not my cup of tea tbqh but Mexicans can eat near any thing if it's inside a taco

i'd give the poor thing a proper burial

I'll slice it into strips, batter it, and deep fry it. Serve with beer and coleslaw.

ur mom?

squid rice desu

Dip the entire thing in egg w*ites, roll it in seasoned flour and just deepfry the living shit out of it.

Call GreenPeace and have mom arrested for animal cruelty.

no urs

no urs

I would dip it in Sake for at least a couple of hours and soften it. Then cover it by potato starch or flour and deep fly it.

its hard to fuck up squid but you cunts always manage

Pop it in the oven. Eat it with sriracha.

Fry it

One of my top 10 fav dishes

>ywn fuck a Finnish milf

Put some sambal and grill it on an electric grill.

Is this the first post from a burger that's good?

cut the weird parts off, dice what's left, then throw that shit into a pan and hopefully that's how you cook squid