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Wish i had more free time to spread the word of the lord

beginning to think the united states is NOT a first world country

tim musical anthology when

If Alan stops posting I will assume he has killed himself and will consider this a personal victory

me haha

.... rescue spider from bath mission complete .... returning to brian snail HQ .... 3rd October 2017 ....

>shoots up country music festival

is he Sup Forums's guy?

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SHRIEKING

opinion piece: older /brit/ personalities such as bena and lisicki are vastly more entertaining than these so-called alans and liams

hate that board

love everything except rap and country

The alleged Las Vegas killer has gone on multiple strange rants blaming “the cowards in this country” and claiming to have been set up because he's too good for them.

"... I appeal to the USA ... My human rights are being abused in this country ... Please get me out of this country to USA today I want to be a USA citizen ... Filmed by and of me Timothy James Byrne in my rented flat in High Wycombe on the 14 September 2017 ..."

Need Emma Watson to drop an anvil on my bollocks tbqh.

far more

Tim is also a horrific fucking awful boring gimmick and the worst thing to ever come to /brit/

timothy james byrne here in my rented apartment 32nd floor las vegas nevada ... its 2am here on the 2nd of october ... mooseys got the ak ...

see me yeah lads?
I'm a fucking mental case

this incessant banging coming from this awful awful country music festival below ... please anyone out there go mess these people about

Liam's just an annoying autistic dickhead

always mildly interested in tim's thought process but not really enough to speculate or actually visit his accounts myself.
nearly every "wonder why he does this thing in particular" post just gets "because he's mentally" as a reply rather than any interesting hypothesis as to why it's provoking certain behavioural patterns, though.

what do you bong lads think of racist girls? it comes off a bit masculine doesn't it?

nah
it reminds me of my mum

dangerous and downright stupid

i like girls to be apolitical tbqh

puttering at these

no just normal, what's gender got to do with it

Have absolutely no clue who trinity, roorah, lisicki, etc are

Who are they

The best gimmicks are posted only once or twice a day.

The coke here tastes really good

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Working title: The perverse Pascal Bet Why Suicide Bombers are suicidal before being bombers
My central premise is that jihadists are suicidal young men from an arabo-muslim culture. Mental health and suicide are big taboos in these societies and largely untreated (insert plenty of references).
Second premise is that suicide is scary and particularly shameful for people of a religious background (see map).
The perverse Pascal bet is this. You have decided to commit suicide anyway. If there exist a possible interpretation of your religion that not only absolves you from the sin of suicide but promises you rewards for it, you are going to throw yourself at it (reference for express radicalisation of suicide jihadists just before their crimes).
Action plan by increasing of difficulty (this is where I need your input lads).
1. Seriously addressing the taboo of mental health in Islamic families.
2. From Islamic authorities: reform, need for a very clear rejection of such interpretations.
3. Ban of Islam if point 2 is impossible to implement (i.e. it is always possible to interpret it in a way that gives you an exit for killing people outside the group ).
4. Ban of all abrahamic religions. They all have an us vs them foundation and can all potentially be turned into suicide cults by being interpreted in a way that offers a perverse Pascal bet (cite historical antecedents).

not sure what to make of this

wondering how it reflects on me is all

10 bags of earl grey up the shitter

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idea: marry an oriental lady and have kids with her, if it's a boy, call him elliot

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Good post. DIdn't read it but i always know its a good one when it comes from you

cycling to maccies at 5am for breakfast and no one can stop me

posted a picture of my foot earlier this year and got one reply saying "grim". what does it mean?

girls are more racist than men are in my experience

had a mental breakdown 4 days ago
makes me feel better knowing other people know i exist.

How do you explain all the white girls who have a black bf?

gosh
imagine having brown eyes
that must be terrible

call her mayli if it's a girl

any sad little man in?

every girl in my hates pakis desu because they see it with their own eyes

What triggered the mental breakdown? You caught daddy prepping the bull? Typical turbo nu male cuck God..

fittest girl in my year got sent home for calling a girl a "slant eyed rice picker" once

I think it's a bit far fetched to say suicide motivates most Islamic terrorists, sure as hell wasn't the case for Irish political """" terrorists """" islam is the problem

I figured most Russians died in their 20s from decades of alcohol abuse.

legitimately thought you were the mexican

My wife. My 3 beautiful children. My parents. God and his son Jesus. My neighbours. My dog Spot. Going to church. Bible study. My lawn bowles team. The golf course. Playing golf. The lads at the golf course. Playing golf with the lads at the golf course. Beating my meat to amateur midget porn. Studying the bible. Watching my son play cricket. Watching my daughter play netball. Taking Spot for a walk down to the park with my wife. Discussing my love for God and his son Jesus. Hash browns for breakfast. Singing hymns at church. My local community. My parents. God and his son Jesus.

This concludes a list of things that i enjoy.

aye definitely the case here

few and far in-between

same x

alri

Any x in

what the fuck is 'prep the bull' and why is our pm called it
not looking it up, probably just peabrain Sup Forumsack shit

Answer my question you fiend

X here. Cannot get enough of Y

You. I like you.

wherever the white man goes chaos and destruction goes with him

it's when you're at the run of the bulls and you let the bull out of its cage

Currently tapping away at my computer to pretend that I'm doing some work

Quite stressful to be honest

Tru... Smdh..

a female bender is a?

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benderina

Human being, just like the rest of us!:)

*nuzzles u in irish*
:P

Muff Muncher

i had a panic attack and during the panic attack i depersonalized and derealized. it was caused by me locking myself in my apartment 24/7 and not having any human relationships. i think we define ourselves by our relationships with others, and when you're isolated for too long it opens you up to losing yourself

That's looking at it backwards. Humans are the same. A certain proportion of the population is going to have mental health issues but religion acts as a barrier (map). Islam is the problem in that it can be interpret in a way that offers a golden exit if you kill other people with you. But all abrahamic religions do. They all have the potential to be turned into suicide cults (holy wars, goyims are not people, plenty of historical precedents).
IRA """terrorists"""" were not suicide terrorists and had clearly defined revendications (just algerian nationalists during colonization). Modern terrorists are just suicidal losers playing on the confusion and you're falling for it.

There's something wrong with the fucking Irish

Next post is dubs innit
Well done lad!
*does a lot of quick little tiny little claps*

Not really, just means i dont have to watch what i say (a good thing)

Excellent bizarro post

Seriously, the bullying against Canadian members of this community is getting way out of hand, especially since Canadians are some of the biggest contributors and most involved in this board.

Its not just "memes" or "banter", its vicious attacking and regardless of intentions it does demean people and hurt feelings. I can't say I'm the only Canuck who finds it hard to take pride in his own country after having years of constant and needless attacks defaming my heritage from insecure losers here. Why not bully Australians or Germans? Do they not have much more to be ashamed of than our peaceful little country? Burgers get bullied less than us and yet we are the purest whites in North America.

Like when its not just banter, when a meme is repeated over and over again, repeated systematically, it eventually becomes a truth irregardless of the intentions in repeating it. And that isn't just jokes any more then, then its harmful.

Would you call a Canadian man a "cuck" to his face? Would you say to a kind, peaceful and hard working salt of the earth Canadian man that they are a "cuck"? Would you say those words to your fellow white brother? Are you starting to feel ashamed now? You fucking degenerate?

Your destroying national pride, your dividing whites against each other, your doing the opposite of what you claim to support when you engage in this incredibly abhorrent behavior. So I encourage you to stop now.

There is something correct about Australia

2bh panic attacks and existential crises are forces for good

The existence of the individual is not a demonstrable fact

Nonce.

There's something wrong with the fucking Canadians

thought as much just didn't want to be crude cheers

would be a bit weird avoiding topics with the gf I must say

Seems like people like Bin Laden and Isis had political goals driven by religion establishing a caliphate seems like as good a political goal to fight for as the IRA or Algerians did

*pulls your willy out in front of everyone*
Do you feel like a demonstrable fact yet?

Currently drinking a cup of tomato soup like its a cup of tea or something ahaha proper bent cunt i am

at least one of these women has medically diagnosed autism
it's not the old one

FOSA

Pull it more x

Las Vegas massacre becomes America's 273rd mass shooting in 275 days

Writing a thesis about the effects of the sun on anglo Australians

seriously?

Yeah so if she's a racist too i can shout "fucking chink" at bad drivers and its all good

I'm not fond of any one with that much of a dislike for something desu

By limiting our definition of existence to something unattainable we strip all meaning away from existence.

Besides, his post was about perspective onto himself.

One on the right? Smile seems too genuine. Nobody who's not a spastic is that happy.

americans are fat so any shooting's a mass shooting haha

Currently drinking a cup of potassium sulfate

Kyaa kyaa go on git
Go on fuck off somewhere else cunt kyhiiiih kyhiih

bit temperamental yeah?

wtf