the call that saved /dixie/ edition
/dixie/ - Southern US & friends
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Lasagna
Lads, should I eat soup or some leftover lagman shurpa?
gf called me autistic for buying French propaganda posters from WW2
I had lasagna for lunch and it's all gone
O H S H I T I M F E E L I N G I T
leftovers bud
tell her that attitude leads to communism and degeneracy
>McDonalds bow to the Colonel
>in contact with chickens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>controls Kentucky with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and fried chicken joints all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient southern aristocratic line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Louisville will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and biscuits, gravy, and technological progress with him
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Colonelbots inside you right now
>The Colonel is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Southern Baptist Church
>he learned fluent ebonics in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Colonel. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. KFC
>The Colonel will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love
If it's cold the soup, if not then the lagman
hello i am the burger
>I bought Axis propaganda posters from WW2
>Gf liked them
It's probably because they're French, you massive Francofaggot
god bless the colonel for protecting us from the eternal yankee
>be redneck
>go to a redneck music festival
>get shot
Actually I meant to say WW1 desu
Pressed 2 by accident
Thinking about buying this though
Nevada's not even close to the South, try again (actually don't)
>country music
and nothing of value was lost
Nederlands zijn
Drink klein schuimend bier
Verdrinken
>cold
You've clearly never been here.
>mfw that was in Las Vegas
>mfw Nevada is nowhere near the Southern US
>mfw a Dutch person opens their filthy, weed-laden, hooker-licking mouth
do it
yes hello i am the dixie
Why is everything in the underlands so small?
You know what I mean goob
Tall bois but smol hands
These are the posters I bought
Bought some nice frames for them too
>rednecks mad that no one can tell their redneck subspecies apart
those are excellent posters
>oh shit i was retarded better double down
>I'm smug about being stupid
okay cool, well go do that somewhere else
So what brings you here besides trying to raise a stink Polderboy?
>mfw want to disagree but I have ancestors that came from Missouri and fought for the CSA
>Las Vegas is an urban Democrat stronghold in the West.
>Redneck is used to refer to Southern rural conservatives.
That's like me thinking you're a WW2 era sailor just because you have syphilis from plowing prostitutes.
no i was just expressing my indifference towards the death of people with inferior music tastes
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we fought for the CSA, you cant deny it
got a bottle of scotch
drank about half
who /drunk/ here?
>hating country past age sixteen
to be fair though Jason Aldean is probably pop country
yes
Is it okay to hate pop-country because its the only thing on the radio besides pop and GRUNGE
always
expensive beer and cheap wine here tbqh
i wish i was drunk.
pop-country is an aural abomination that has given actual country music terrible PR and I've never met anybody who listens to it who wasn't a fucking dumbass.
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>27
oldfags out
don't forget, you're here forever
KFC sucks now. It used to be good. Popeye's is the better chicken place, I especially like their spicy chicken. Dixie Lee are the best all around but more so for their gravy as it's got chicken in it and their chips are superior. Plus at my location the cute girl at the counter always calls you "love" which is nice. I would like to try Chik Fil A and Bojangle's one day. I believe I tried Zaxby's once but I can't remember how it was.
t. international fried chicken connoisseur
ive always been here
ive been here 11
you never leave
even if you take a break
>you always come back
delet this
Any good Southern recipes I should try for Canadian thanksgiving?
there is no purpose
>Canadian thanksgiving
no
what kinda dish you want senpai?
>checked
>Canadian thanksgiving?
what
You could do smoked/honey glazed ham or smoked brisket
well I mean
you could deepfry your turkey
Outside of that, try adding collard greens, black eyed peas, rice/mashed potatoes with gravy
Make sure to cook your vegetables with ham hock.
also sweet potato casserole and corn bread
Your drunken kisses, as light as the air
Maybe everything that falls down eventually rises
Our house sinking into disrepair
Ah, but look at this showroom filled with fabulous prizes
>LoOk mOm iM A PoStMoDeRnIsT
Look beyond the broken bottles
Past the rotting wooden stairs
Root out the wine-dark honeyed center
Not everyone can live like billionaires
I dunno something new
It's this upcoming Monday. The States used to do it in October too I think. Ours was originally commemorating the discovery of the Northwest Passage rather than the Pilgrims.
>brisket
Interesting. Normally we do turkey but I might look into that
>cook your vegetables with ham hock
>sweet potato casserole
>corn bread
Good ideas, thanks. I've had corn bread but never made outside the south, and baked sweet potatoes but never casserole.
Well, the year's start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rules and I hit the ground running
Was planning to go out today but it's raining
legit debating kmsing lads
>Normally we do turkey
So do we but you asked for southern food. I think it's a bigger thing around Texas tho, I've never seen eastern southerners do brisket for thanksgiving
deepfrying and smoking turkey is pretty good but you have to be careful when deepfrying
Birth of a Nation was a really good movie about the horror of the Civil War up until Reconstruction when it became really, really funny
me too
nighty night /Dixie/
cheese grits are something im sure most folks haven't had
make the grits with the proportions according to the package and add some salt beforehand so it soaks into the grits from the beginning (with 50/50 water and milk, more milk for creamier grits), then add a hefty amount of butter, cheddar cheese, taste to see if it needs more salt, and some black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper
at that point its good to eat but to serve at a nicer meal put into a baking dish and cover with another light layer of cheese and get that nice and brown in the oven under the broiler
idk if they sell grits in stores up there but amazon has quaker grits which are easy and they have some nicer stoneground ones ive been meaning to try
Gnight bud
g'night bud
sleep tight
I'll hand you a big ol' bucket of postmodernism.
hello Benisland:DDDDD
>Realized I had relatives who probably fought one another during the Civil War
>Virginia is for Lovers
what is this motto trying to convey exactly?
Hi my fridge empty pls send food gelpers
That VIRGINia has a lot of VIRGINS lole
Gib address and I'll send you a few packets of grits.
Gnight Dixie
g'night ya varmint
night bud
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me on the left
but you don't live with your gf
why don't you fuckin weenies post.
>gf
thats a strong word
fuckbuddy then
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>literal cuck
now that he works for google, a cuck in body and spirit too
>The Washington Post reported that Poole had attended Virginia Commonwealth University for a few semesters before dropping out.
Why do prominent internet autists come to Dixie for tertiary education?
rip #faggot
2003-2015
he won't be missed
because you go to northern unis if you want to be successful
>hiro and moot have both been absolute failures with their businesses
lel
hiroshima nagasaki lived in conway, he went to UCA
>he won't be missed
you shut your whore mouth
some of us oldfags remember the time before fondly
>implying it matters after he became a sellout kike
it doesnt
nothing ever did
but i still miss the days where m00t lurked among us
Cumway's drunk again
i never touch the devil's nectar
>"Cumway"
>Arkansas 1 replies
Are you a flaming homosexual too?
im the drunk one tho