/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

the call that saved /dixie/ edition

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Lasagna

Lads, should I eat soup or some leftover lagman shurpa?

gf called me autistic for buying French propaganda posters from WW2

I had lasagna for lunch and it's all gone

O H S H I T I M F E E L I N G I T

leftovers bud

tell her that attitude leads to communism and degeneracy

>McDonalds bow to the Colonel
>in contact with chickens
>rumored to possess psychic abilities
>controls Kentucky with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles and fried chicken joints all over the world
>direct descendant of the ancient southern aristocratic line
>will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Louisville will be be the first city)
>owns basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
>first designer babies will be the Colonel’s Cajun Louisiana Style Double-down Babies™
>said to have 200+ IQ
>ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and biscuits, gravy, and technological progress with him
>owns Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Colonelbots inside you right now
>The Colonel is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Southern Baptist Church
>he learned fluent ebonics in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Colonel. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. KFC
>The Colonel will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

If it's cold the soup, if not then the lagman

hello i am the burger

>I bought Axis propaganda posters from WW2
>Gf liked them
It's probably because they're French, you massive Francofaggot

god bless the colonel for protecting us from the eternal yankee

>be redneck
>go to a redneck music festival
>get shot

Actually I meant to say WW1 desu
Pressed 2 by accident
Thinking about buying this though

Nevada's not even close to the South, try again (actually don't)

>country music
and nothing of value was lost

Nederlands zijn
Drink klein schuimend bier
Verdrinken

>cold
You've clearly never been here.

>mfw that was in Las Vegas
>mfw Nevada is nowhere near the Southern US
>mfw a Dutch person opens their filthy, weed-laden, hooker-licking mouth

do it

yes hello i am the dixie

Why is everything in the underlands so small?

You know what I mean goob

Tall bois but smol hands

These are the posters I bought
Bought some nice frames for them too

>rednecks mad that no one can tell their redneck subspecies apart

those are excellent posters

>oh shit i was retarded better double down

>I'm smug about being stupid
okay cool, well go do that somewhere else

So what brings you here besides trying to raise a stink Polderboy?

>mfw want to disagree but I have ancestors that came from Missouri and fought for the CSA

>Las Vegas is an urban Democrat stronghold in the West.
>Redneck is used to refer to Southern rural conservatives.
That's like me thinking you're a WW2 era sailor just because you have syphilis from plowing prostitutes.

no i was just expressing my indifference towards the death of people with inferior music tastes

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we fought for the CSA, you cant deny it

got a bottle of scotch
drank about half
who /drunk/ here?

>hating country past age sixteen
to be fair though Jason Aldean is probably pop country

yes

Is it okay to hate pop-country because its the only thing on the radio besides pop and GRUNGE

always

expensive beer and cheap wine here tbqh

youtube.com/watch?v=001aZMLPTMM

i wish i was drunk.

pop-country is an aural abomination that has given actual country music terrible PR and I've never met anybody who listens to it who wasn't a fucking dumbass.

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>27

oldfags out

don't forget, you're here forever

KFC sucks now. It used to be good. Popeye's is the better chicken place, I especially like their spicy chicken. Dixie Lee are the best all around but more so for their gravy as it's got chicken in it and their chips are superior. Plus at my location the cute girl at the counter always calls you "love" which is nice. I would like to try Chik Fil A and Bojangle's one day. I believe I tried Zaxby's once but I can't remember how it was.

t. international fried chicken connoisseur

ive always been here

ive been here 11

you never leave

even if you take a break
>you always come back

delet this

Any good Southern recipes I should try for Canadian thanksgiving?

there is no purpose

>Canadian thanksgiving

no

what kinda dish you want senpai?

>checked

>Canadian thanksgiving?
what

You could do smoked/honey glazed ham or smoked brisket

well I mean
you could deepfry your turkey
Outside of that, try adding collard greens, black eyed peas, rice/mashed potatoes with gravy
Make sure to cook your vegetables with ham hock.

also sweet potato casserole and corn bread

Your drunken kisses, as light as the air
Maybe everything that falls down eventually rises
Our house sinking into disrepair
Ah, but look at this showroom filled with fabulous prizes

>LoOk mOm iM A PoStMoDeRnIsT

Look beyond the broken bottles
Past the rotting wooden stairs
Root out the wine-dark honeyed center
Not everyone can live like billionaires

I dunno something new

It's this upcoming Monday. The States used to do it in October too I think. Ours was originally commemorating the discovery of the Northwest Passage rather than the Pilgrims.

>brisket
Interesting. Normally we do turkey but I might look into that

>cook your vegetables with ham hock
>sweet potato casserole
>corn bread

Good ideas, thanks. I've had corn bread but never made outside the south, and baked sweet potatoes but never casserole.

Well, the year's start coming and they don't stop coming
Back to the rules and I hit the ground running

Was planning to go out today but it's raining

legit debating kmsing lads

>Normally we do turkey
So do we but you asked for southern food. I think it's a bigger thing around Texas tho, I've never seen eastern southerners do brisket for thanksgiving

deepfrying and smoking turkey is pretty good but you have to be careful when deepfrying

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Birth of a Nation was a really good movie about the horror of the Civil War up until Reconstruction when it became really, really funny

me too

nighty night /Dixie/

cheese grits are something im sure most folks haven't had

make the grits with the proportions according to the package and add some salt beforehand so it soaks into the grits from the beginning (with 50/50 water and milk, more milk for creamier grits), then add a hefty amount of butter, cheddar cheese, taste to see if it needs more salt, and some black pepper, onion powder, garlic powder, cayenne pepper

at that point its good to eat but to serve at a nicer meal put into a baking dish and cover with another light layer of cheese and get that nice and brown in the oven under the broiler

idk if they sell grits in stores up there but amazon has quaker grits which are easy and they have some nicer stoneground ones ive been meaning to try

Gnight bud

g'night bud

sleep tight

I'll hand you a big ol' bucket of postmodernism.

hello Benisland:DDDDD

>Realized I had relatives who probably fought one another during the Civil War

>Virginia is for Lovers
what is this motto trying to convey exactly?

Hi my fridge empty pls send food gelpers

That VIRGINia has a lot of VIRGINS lole

Gib address and I'll send you a few packets of grits.

Gnight Dixie

g'night ya varmint

night bud

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me on the left

but you don't live with your gf

why don't you fuckin weenies post.

>gf
thats a strong word

fuckbuddy then

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>literal cuck

now that he works for google, a cuck in body and spirit too

>The Washington Post reported that Poole had attended Virginia Commonwealth University for a few semesters before dropping out.

Why do prominent internet autists come to Dixie for tertiary education?

rip #faggot
2003-2015

he won't be missed

because you go to northern unis if you want to be successful

>hiro and moot have both been absolute failures with their businesses
lel

hiroshima nagasaki lived in conway, he went to UCA

>he won't be missed
you shut your whore mouth

some of us oldfags remember the time before fondly

>implying it matters after he became a sellout kike

it doesnt

nothing ever did

but i still miss the days where m00t lurked among us

Cumway's drunk again

i never touch the devil's nectar

>"Cumway"
>Arkansas 1 replies
Are you a flaming homosexual too?

im the drunk one tho