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toil soon edition

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Good wagie. Don't want to let Mr. Shekelstein's profits dip

No toil till tomorrow for me. Hate being around normies.

>we met in the cinema park back in 2015
>spent a nice time together
>she called me to her place of show off her cooking skills
>she made me perogis and shi
>we ate it together
>she asked took me to the coach
>told me that it's time to show some gratitude
>got to my face and rode it
>I tried to proceed to fuck her after
>she gave me a handjob instead
>now we are going to sleep
>woke me in the morning with a blowjob
>we fucked
>dated for seven month
>got distant and sort of broke up for some time
>got back together asap because other women wouldn't do it
Do you date her or jus lust her? How come you are so removed
Get a pitbull
I'm part Latvian

Don't have a job, banking on winning the Euromillions tonight.

sister's cat waited til i was just starting my breakfast to do a massive shit in his tray. fucking stinks.

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Brexit means Brexit

>pitbull
Don't want to be mauled thanks

The cute lil gray one?

saw an illegal human today

Where's Thailad?

hmmm

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>in a way that frightened you because you are Jewish
Are they saying Jews are pussies?

really boils your wontons

Date her, if you dated for 7 mouths is not a problem to engage a serious relationship with her.
Because i am a close friend of her sister and somehow we start chatting, i even traveled to São Paulo to see her older sister but she was unable to went, now we both get sad sometimes because of that....

stop it, you're frightening me

Any virgin men in?

2010: nobody hates whites
2011: losers begin to use whites as a scapegoat
2012: a few left-wing anti-white sites pop up
2013: the new far-left begins to centralise in narrative
2014: the far left is waiting for something which will allow it to enter mainstream culture
2015: gamergate provides the opening left-wingers need to convert nerds to their ideology
2016: corbyn and macrons election
2017: communism continues to rise
2018: ?

yeh

>2010: nobody hates whites

underage detected

any gimmick man in?

so what you're saying is that you were 10 in 2010?

Your sister has a nice pussy, bet you love rubbing it.

It's a small dog breed

ahaha the old verbal switcheroo with a cat and women's private parts
simply never gets old

caught these two yesterday
one is super skittish and the other is also pretty skittish but not as much
still haven't come up to me despite seeing them most days for the last 3 weeks

how you going to cook them?

Porn name?

couldn't find any dogs for dinner?

think we have a pair of comedians in the thread

*ignores your post*

fuck off
we dont need a another Asian flag in this thread

my dad's name is rusty

too late sorry mate

looks like they would be good with some chilli and garlic sauce, maybe baked with some lemons and pepper

*bares my teeth and breathes in through them sharply*
You guys know that's racist right?

off to work lads

business idea: Laotian proxy

Wish the chinese would take over my city and make it into a new country. Would be cool to be in the /brit/ asian club.

The proper sovereignty of a self-governing citizenry resides in adherence to a common constitution, not ethnic or linguistic identity.

fuck off arrogant student

Agreed I see enough Asians outside I come here to LARP as an Anglo country

*furiously yahoos sovereignty*
yeah mate absolutely

Field Marshall Fuzzy Features

>回家白豬

don't like paedophiles who move to Asia
love pub quizzes and the Stone Roses

SHE GOT BETTE DAVIS EYES

Don't be a nigger with your dog and nothing will happen
Don't think I'll be with some other girl anytime soon. We feel good enough together. Can you move to your woman or organize her moving to your place?
Cofi Milan

we voted out
leave

*scours the dictionary for "vote"*
yeah have to agree with you on that one haha

So don't lose time and call her for a dinner
No, both of us are in college, she started design and I history, probably i am going to see her at Lollapalooza next year of before i travel to Portugal

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are the kids on Sup Forums still playing their frog god number games or is it safe to go back there now

controversial

I would unironically fight for the UK.

youtube.com/watch?v=1KsljBj3UEI

look out honey cause i'm using technology

AND IRAN
IRAN SO FAR AWAY
NUKE IRAN
IRAN THAT TERROR STATE
I COULDN'T GET AWAY

Why's that

did a cover of that song yonks back

Because 90% of brits like you aren't willing too. My grandma left london in the 70's and said she only saw one or two niggers. She went back in 2005 and was heartbroken.

I went on there today for the first time in a while and it was really bad. Would NOT recommend.

oh dear

Would unironically fight the UK.

was heartbroken the first time i saw a non-white

So was it a false flag?

I would ironically fight for the UK.

why must we fight my good countryman

Would ironically fight Wales.

I would unironically fight any war which didn't involve the UK.

Would ironically fight whales.

you fight whales every time you go to Walmart on black friday mate

Would post-ironically surrender to the Channel Isles.

I'm meeting her later today and we share the place most of the week.
>next year
Don't you think it's too fucking rare

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>tfw some new worlder cares more about the UK than brits or aussie cucks

What do they know of England, who only England know?

pseudo-irony

I see we have a bit of a joker on our hands here.
*knees you in the bollocks*

cringeworthy

>my good countryman
I-it's not like I like you or a-anything.

reckon this is the leaf that looks like jesus again going on about how anglo he is and how much he loves britain

Is it? Is it "cringe" you forgot to say "edgy" and ask for upvotes

Anyone here done a nofap? Believe I have PIED and had a recent relationship breakdown because of it.

cringeworthy

Amen

Altmer: cunts
Dunmer: rorkes
Maormer: to far away
Falmer: feral, might as well fuck your dog
Dwemer: no idea where they fucked off to
Chimer: turned into a bunch of rorkes
Bosmer: bros, prime gf material

Anyone else thick as fuck?

Does this "cringe" word have any power here?

Altmer: whom
Dunmer: whom
Maormer: whom
Falmer: whom
Dwemer: whom
Chimer: whom
Bosmer: whom

cringeworthy

Tonight I already drank 6000 calories worth of heavy cream and milk mixed with peanut butter and cake mix. A little tooooo rich. But cake mix and milk is something that just today I discovered is fucking delicious it's like thinner cake batter. Anyway now I'm about to mix half a tub of meat head powder max gainer stuff with some more another quart of heavy cream and milk. Saving my peanut butter as I found a dollar version of jiffy with 750 cal per package. Picked up 5. Got more milk as well. Only thing that was difficult was buying mass gainer with a cute blond cashier when you weigh 330 lbs of mostly fat. Seems awkward but I think she had seen this whole deal before so cool. All together I'll be chugging down at least 10000 calories of protein carbs and fat. Alot of fat. Technically it'll be a full gallon total. Shit i really am a fat ass.

I thought nofap was some in-joke among /r9k/ saps for the longest time until I finally realized there is bizarre cultish subsect of this arsehole of a site that unironically actually thinks not touching their willy for a week gives them magic powers

four full days of toil left

do you care that much about Dr. Who, Crumpets and other meme shit?

old meme
new meme is nosurf

A bit yeah.

Yes it's fucking rare...
But her family went bankrupt so she told me to see her at São Paulo because her life is utterly rubbis

anyone else doing no surf october? dont think ill make it
waves are calling me lads