/brit/

the supposed celtic empire edition

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We should kill 90% of Australians and make the rest Canadian cock slaves. I fucking hate those faggot desert nigger bastards.

>depression

go here if you're a rorke, simple as. nobody wants you here

might visit the states soon

I dont drink
I dont cuss
I wanna ride on the front of the bus

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rorke isn't an insult

good post

I drink
I cuss
I fingered your mam on the front of the bus

where bud

Nigger

Iowa... or hawaii

I'll stay here you leftpol runt. Britons are 99% sheltered cucks and need a Canadian to set them straight.

NEED a GF who's financially dependent on me so she can't leave so easily

All relationships are about the balance of power, make sure the scale is tipped in your direction as much as possible

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you could go on a nice road trip from iowa i guess. hawaii might be better for relaxing though

>communist persecution of jews
Jews persecuting other Jews for being defiant is not my problem.
>move to SA
Have your kind ever tried not living in White nations? You have Palestine now

Have you ever once thought that: maybe you're the problem in our society?

"accidentally" maim her in a horrible accident so that she's physically dependent on you to survive

went on a date with a stock broker the other day. she was really fun and also rich af. can't see a downside.

Say that again and I'll fuck you up. /brit/ is /newworlder/ general since they settled our cunts.

Mate can we just have a word for, just a second?
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Are you retarded?

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No, but I though I'm the solution you nigger loving paki piece of shit.

Is there a tor chan for the UK?

I need to know where to buy weed there next time I go.

ahh im so happy

my autistic friend is becoming a beautiful normie butterfly

lovely!

if i told you, i'd have to kill you

/brit/ is ours

until chad comes along who's even richer

want this hat desu

>ours
there's no 'us' here sunshine

the failed normie girl didn't respond to me asking her out
thought I had this one in the bag lads

she's properly rich, i don't think she cares desu. will be seeing her again anyway.

mummy may will make sure there's no anonymity on the internet, she has our best interests at heart, love our mummy xx

scuttle back to the hole you share with mexico

Look at these numbers lads
Shagged nearly every day on freshers, whats your point? I bet your friend gets hung up on that lass he shags and then goes into a depressive episode where you'll have to console him and regain his confidence

Idk how much the UK police care but the Finnish tor board is pretty much open to everyone it's how I buy weed here.

Meet me on the border you fat hamburgler cunt. You're cruising for a busing pal.

>tfw you inevitably have to meet her rich parents and they not-so-subtly hide their disapointment that she's dating a commoner

You should know better than to meddle in the affairs of the aristocrats, user

the chad meat shield

just go up to a random black guy and ask if he's selling

there is no weed in the uk because it's a moral country

Mexicans>>>>Niggers,pakis, maoris and chinks
You absolute disgrace of a white man

is she dead

just phone your weedman
shut up

Lads where can I buy freddos on the black market?

WE'RE
ALL
IN
HERE
LADS

don't you ever tell me what to do

Yeh but where do I find one if I don't know anyone there.

I can be in Auckland in like 23 hours do you want to get raped?

yeah really moral

just hijacked /cum/

Mate if you met me I'd make you cower like a kicked pup

It's like you're instructing me on how to get robbed

P O O
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would prefer if you were in /cum/ in like 0 hours

It looks like the heartbreaker
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Died of a broken heart.
*takes off sunglasses*
[:CSI Miami theme:]

where are you going? London? literally just ask any rasta or hippy looking blokes
it's essentially decriminalised so no need to worry about getting caught

love /brit/ vs /cum/ fights

off to /cum/ you go

You're a busy body loudmouthed nancy boy brit. I'd rape you.
You too.

Timothy James Byrne here in my rented flat in High Wycombe, teddy's got the swiper

Didn't sleep at all last night, lads. Was up the whole time reading jokes, having a good laugh. But it's alright, started a comfy job today which lets me sit all day on the laptop reading more jokes. Couldn't be happier, lads - just finished a smoke turkey, lettuce and mayo sandwich, was pretty tasty. Might feel a bit tired later, as I didn't sleep at all, but brought myself a sachet of instant cuppacino.

If you lads want to hear a funny joke, let me know.

The only cum going on here is in your anal cavity.

Serious though mate, if you chat this shit online and came to me, I bet you'd be like "ah mate it was just a joke you know what i mean?" then I'd begin bouncing your head around the room and give you a proper good hiding, probably kick your teeth in too

give us a good one

no we're talking about /cum/ idiot

is /cum/ broken

not sure yet, was thinking somewhere in the northeast or maybe cali

You're British I would automatically laugh at your voice and kick your ass no lie.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Your mothers cunt is broken

you have nothing to laugh aboot ay?

since you're canadian you'd probably give me the courtesy of kicking your arse, someone needs to put you in line, little child. now get to bed

It's about time /brit/ got a resident canadian rorke shit disturber like /fr/ has Mr Westmount since Nassim/Alan has already come here.
Now you also need a black nazi monarchist.

it must be some frat strike or a dare
go to a big pubs. you often smell people smoking it outside

I was in London last time only for a day. The rest of the time in Leamington Spa. Didn't notice many rasta looking dudes there.

Also I'd rather plan a meeting ahead rather than look like an idiot and start asking random people on the street.

fascinating post

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post your pornfu

London is a 5 hour flight you SURE you want me to come and bash you nancies? I always wanted to cornhole a sissy brit boi

is /s/ broken

>Leamington Spa
come a bit further to brum and I'll sort you out, otherwise asking people is literally your only option

oi fuck these bitchs brah

if you go to cali avoid LA. it's an absolute shithole. San Diego and San Francisco are both cool cities

would let my gf cuck me but only under certain circumstances desu

would be fine with it if she said it was always a fantasy of hers to shag a black lad but wouldn't be okay with it if she just saw some good looking lad and decided she wanted to shag him

they kick you out of /cum/ ? you're like a stray cat to be honest, should get a sledgehammer to the head and left on a verge

>come ... to brum
putting your life in your own hands

What if she decided she wanted some lad to shag you?

What do you call 50 rabbits walking backwards?

would not be okay with that desu

I was in Birmingham a few times and there definitely were loads there. I didn't smoke then though so I probably didn't recognize the smell.

not from /cum/

On /fr/ the Canadian rorke posts pictures of Eugenie Bouchard, you may have seen him. He rants about Jews and threatens the French posters.

The black nazi is from Guadaloupe and Alan you all know his real name is Nassim.

Have you heard this? Howling you ludicrous you are lad. Please tell me you're joking, jesus wept

is /plaasmoord/ down

then he'd be cucking her idiot

/brit/ belongs to ME. I'd sodomize you with said sledgehammer and you'd like it, bud.

dunno