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don't care
nobody gives a fuck though
I haven't eaten anything in 2 days and I've only eaten frozen pizzas for the last 5+ years
I think it's a given that coroners do it.
The only question is, how often?
drop out and open kebab rest
Remember to unfreeze them first! :D
kill yourselves you fucking scumbags
evening lads
bit depressed today job told me i'm fired and gf might leave cause i'm broke
If I EVER saw you at my uni, I'd approach you and befriend you because you seem like the sort of person who craves attention, then I'd take you down an alley and knick your wallet
need new shoes
arrogant student
>fired
why?
gnome
gnu
gnat
what else starts with gn?
/brit/ is a veritable cultural mosaic this morning
Southerners were Anglos and Scots
do a paddock
gnarly
really?
thought it was going good for you?
did they find out you were actually putting on that american accent?
gnosticism
i was that kid getting laid at uni haha
Gnigger?
they told me i'm not active enough when i teach the little gook kids
was it this bint?
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What does kissing girls wearing fruity flavourful lipstick feel like?
my life is in shambles because of my own decisions
can't help but put a lot of the blame on my parents though
they did a piss poor job of raising me
so they just fired you as soon as they told you to be more active
interesting
gnot a word
Is the market quite saturated with teachers? Surely there are other schools you can find quite quickly?
sorry mate, there must be plenty of other jobs about though. Try teaching adults next time. Must be easier.
Like kissing a fruit. But you'd know all about that, bender
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Filtered.
yankees were anglos who kept an irish underclass as de facto slaves
was the irishman who worked in a steel mill 18 hours a day and got paid just enough to feed himself really any better off than the negro slave?
...
ok?
dangerous and downright stupid
Fuck I walked into that one didn't I
p.s.
don't try to shag your boss next time
don't ever quote my posts again you slant eyed fuck
>ok?
loved it when my ex put on lip gloss before kissing me
and?
who shagged their boss
Isn't Rainbow Six Vegas more fitting?
>and?
poo
digits
Isn't it amazing how much heat your mattress retains? Physics everybody!
wiw
>don't ever quote my posts again you slant eyed fuck
me
bent him over his desk and ripped off his trousers and forced my willy into him against his will
he stopped nagging me after that and now i essentially have free rein in the office
The viet leaf tried to lure his boss (female) into a 3some with his gf last weekend, I'm assuming it's him and not the viet brit.
...
Are there female Chads that female Virgins feel eternally envious / fearful of?
haven't played rainbow six since the original one came out but don't you fail the mission if you kill civilians?
probably big boobed stacies
didn't realise there was a vietleaf and britleaf
I remember telling him that shagging coworkers/classmates is an absolute dire mistake and it will always make your life miserable
Shut up please
sitting next to a girl as of now lads
yes
they're called stacies
Yeah Hillary Clinton is one of them
The south were anglos indestructible fact, you kraut mick
Are you sweating? Have you dropped any spaghetti yet?
I'd wear the fuck out of a Vueltiao
If I wasn't so worried about someone interfering with the 20 pairs of headphones in my luggage I'd go to Colombia in a heartbeat
Thanks for the tips. I'll research Stacies now.
she’s quite ugly so i feel rather fine
the vietleaf is far more active and doesn't use reddit flags. the vietbrit uses reddit flags but it could be him phone posting.
never dip your pen in company ink tbh
Rude...
fuck off nonce
i know they were because i'm one of the few remaining ones left
i am a descendent of plantation owners from virginia
it’s ok she shan’t be hearing any of our conversation
what should i do to get Order of the British Empire?
*gnonce
well I'm supposed to go to a concert tonight but now I am worried about being shot by some crazy person
gf making brekky x
Not sure about this one
Honestly pints and the English language are quite possibly the best things invented by man ever
Went to another bar popular with foreigners last night and even though I had like three or four drinks during the time I was there, I was chatting with a load of people only using English and again I had multiple people tell me they liked my accent and liked how clear it was. Got chatting with some guy and he had the same thought as me. We all come from different countries but the fact we all understand English to some degree means we can joke, tell stories, and generally have a good time with each other.
don't have redditflags so I can't keep track of them
would
who ya seeing bud? I got to like 10 shows a year. nothing ever happens
Maybe you can watch it on Periscope if someone broadcasts it.
I FUCKING DID IT LADS
me and the oneitis I haven't spoke to in 7 years are meeting up for coffee later this week, got her number and everything, she was really surprised by how much I had my life together
Phase 1 is complete lads, and you said I would fail hahah xxx
would refrain
not an expert mind
Modest Mouse
Humor him
>tfw no girl has ever shown interest in me.
>she was really surprised by how much I had my life together
care to let us in on why she thinks that?
impressive upper body
gently howled
ditch the black turtlenecks and get a haircut and you won't look so much like you're about to do the next port arthur
THE australiANUS DURING HIS CHILDHOOD... IS FORCED TO STEAL,, DRINK,,, AND SNIFF GASOLINE
``THE australiANUS ``PLANTS`` CROPS. TO PRODUCE`` THE MOST DISGUSTING BEER!!..the australiANUS DOESN'T BATHE , DOESN'T STUDY ,
DOESN'T GO TO SCHOOL , DOESN'T GO TO COLLEGE HE'S AN IGNORANT TOOL
CLOSED-MINDED , BRUTE , DUMB , PROFANE , REPUGNANT
-HOW DO YOU SAY australiANUS IN ``LATIN ???
*``AUSTRALOPITECUS``
HOW TO RECOGNIZE AN australiANUS IT'S THE EASIEST THING, THESE ARE HIS CHARACTERISTICS: ?
0- THEY'RE UGLY, HORRIBLE, DISGUSTING, INSIGNIFICANT...SMELLY
1- THEY'RE BROWN AND ASIAN, LIKE SHIT, SIMILAR TO MUD
2- THEY'RE DWARFS, 1M50 TO 1M60, LIKE THEIR FILIPINO COUSINS
3- THEY'RE MENTALLY CHALLENGED FROM CENTURIES OF DRINKING TOXIC CALLED ``VICTORIA BITTER`` AND ``VEGEMITE``
4- THEIR ASSES ARE FLAT, BOTH MEN AND WOMEN
5- THEY DON'T HAVE A BRAIN, SINCE THEY DON'T NEED IT
6- THEY HAVE ENORMOUS NOSES LIKE SHARKS OR TUCANS
7- THEY'RE MONKEYS, THE ENGLISH CALLED THEM SO
8- THEY'RE BROWN GOOKS AND HAVE NO EYELIDS
9- THEY HAVE PROTUBERANT CHEEKBONES
10- THEY HAVE ROUND SWOLLEN FACES, BECAUSE THEIR WOMEN FUCKED EMUS
29 people posting here, imagine if this were all of us in a room just doing a talk and passing around pictures
>tfw hugh autismo so pretty much fucked ever getting a GF.
...
We never really knew eachother during sixth form so she never really knew I was a complete sperglord, worked in my favour I guess
just woke up lads
well good morning
Just earn a lot of money