/balt/

Why go outside when you can just be inside

first

checked

Hey guys, lets have a nice thread.

Where is lithweeb btw

we will see

Hmmmm, very strange, he should be here now.

He didn't post here since yesterday evening
hmm probably playing that nier game

GOOD DAY LADS

how are we m80

why yes hello

thinking if I should buy an onahole or save money for a bit

hmm but those things are quite cheap

Well how much are they?

there's this taimanin asagi set that's 4 onaholes + special drama CD for 5000 yen~ish

kek why would you need that many of them

Bankeranon back.

Daily reminder that you can't save the white race with 2D women.

Unfortunately.

An economy based on endless growth is UN SU STAINABLE

wubudubudubud

>/deutsch/

>Daily reminder that you can't save the white race with 2D women.
DON'T remind me please.

Nothing worth saving desu baka senpai

tfw no cute Karen girlfriend to have a happy childhood with.

I like how anime gives us the perfect women but also shows how much worse actual women are.

hey

*is a good and attentive friend to you*

Thanks

jk lol fuck you

wit ya daein

Hrmmmm.......

Going to bed very soon lads.

Sleep tight.

Thanks, you too.

choose one wisely

Good night.
Sleep tight.
Don't let the bed bugs bite.

One

I'll pass, they all suck.

can i have a real one please?

>tfw 6°C
Are finally getting a proper winter?

B

E

L

X

D

rip

XD

lol

haha

...

Alright guys I'm off to bed.
Nanight.

goodnight

>walk into a shop in a petrol station near the border in Latvia
>approach cashier
>"Sveiki. English?"
>"so-so."
>guy proceeds to converse with me in perfect English
Are Latvians the Swiss of the Baltics?

*steals you tractors*

...

>angry
>nap
>wake
>angrier
>hungry

*make some food and spit in it*
here ya go, enjoy

masturbated again, lads.

*munches sūrelis*

why is this thread so dead

ss

because it has lost its will to live

so basically balt is like lithuania

got a new phone, now playing fate/go, rolled tamamo cat on my second roll
very happy

what kind of phone did you get?

>what kind of phone did you get?
you already know too much
lets just say that its a nokia

No I don't
you can trust me

dont trust him

TRUST ME

not going to trust either of you

why nobody trust me
I mean no harm

>kowno mayor will be the next president of Lithuania
can't wait for Wilno genocide

oh so now nokia phones uses anroid os, didn't know that

hmm interesting indeed

indeed they do

just had a niggy suck me off. dick n balls smell like grape now

But you live in wilno

my ancestors weren't born here though

so, you probably born there and you are fully fledged wilno citizen

The freedom to order stuff from burger king and get it delivered to me.

do you have any proof tho support this statement?
>burger king
when you really think about it this king got this nickname because of how fat he is

yes your birth certificate

>when you really think about it this king got this nickname because of how fat he is

I guess, but i gotta treat myself once in awhile

>lgą laiką reitingų lentelės antroje vietoje buvęs Saulius Skvernelis dabar yra trečias ir nebesurenka 50 proc. teigiamų vertinimų, LRT RADIJUI sako visuomenės nuomonės ir rinkos tyrimų centro „Vilmorus“ vadovas Vladas Gaidys. „Antroje vietoje (tai netikėtumas) – Kauno meras Visvaldas Matijošaitis. Šiuo metu jį teigiamai vertina daugiau nei 50 proc. Lietuvos gyventojų“, – teigia sociologas.

hmm

Post it
what did you get?

you post it, I don't have ti

secret

>swede only shows up when lithweeb is here
I think he is a secret fan of lithweeb

>ask for proof
>says that he has my birth certificate
>I have to post it
not how it works
bet you are ashamed of how much stuff you ordered and don't wanna tell

>bet you are ashamed of how much stuff you ordered and don't wanna tell
I ordered only two things

Just post it and prove me "wrong"

was here earlier and no one said a shit, just anglos erping and people being weird
plus my life is mmo, so mmo comes before being here

>two things
10 burgers and 10 milkshakes? in a way that's only two things
you are the one who is claiming that I am born in Vilnius
do you know what a burden of proof is?

>and people being weird
what are you some kind of normie

me in the future

>10 burgers and 10 milkshakes? in a way that's only two things
didn't know you eat that much
no

>didn't know you eat that much
I was talking about you
I am slim

just forget it

only ordered a 6nuggetpack and a pack of buffalo sticks

I have won
you are a loser
lmao
made you admit what you ordered
>6nuggetpack
okay
>pack of buffalo sticksks
no idea what that is but I assume its some weird american fast food that was copied from some minority

>no idea what that is but I assume its some weird american fast food that was copied from some minority
It's just french fries with some cheese crust and jalapenos on it, kinda okay, was cheap.

that doesn't sound too bad, sounds actually pretty good
how much did it all cost?

5€