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the great crisp debate edition

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sophie

flame grilled steak every time

flamin' hot monster munch desu

for me, it's chargrilled chicken

french proto gf is ignoring me

can't imagine how boring and mundane one must be to enjoy pringles sour cream

NEED a trashy gf

they're not my favourite but I will eat them

ignoring the irish beta orbiter

GNARLY DUDE

theory: people vote for brexit/drumpf/catalonian independence out of spite

ready salted is the best but pringles sour cream and onion is good and so are some of the cheese specialists (watsits and mini cheddars), prawn cocktail (skips) and marmite (twiglets)

i like pringles original mate, can't get more boring and mundane than that tbqh

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I certainly did, that and being manipulated by lies and fake news

The confrontation attracts a large crowd to the /brit/ thread

Reckon I could heem the ready salted runts ITT.

theory: it's only to feel powerful and like you matter

Just hate the establishment simple as

correct
will always vote for the edgy option regardless
fuck the government fuck posh cunts simple as

gonna have a fantastic wank tonight since the gf is out of town and i've got a bottle of wine and half a bag of wacky backy to get through

the eternal anglo

going to stick the wine bottle up your bum per chance?

would probably cum myself If that walked past me

wow what a dickhead
at least I am polite while fleecing my parents and doing nothing with my life

My farts are absolutely ludicrous today. Wish we had smell-O-vision so you could all bask in my glory

renting to your fucking kid lmao how stingy can you be

lovely tits but unsure whether to save this to the folder due to the excessive filter

Reminder :)

big fan of cold pints and football

i voted for brexit for laughs
hope it ends up with death camps for pooskins

if it's any help, I didn't save it for that reason

Ready salted Hula Hoops. None of your fancy johnny foreigner flavours for me.

Who did you figner round the back of the bike sheds lads? Charli XCX for me.

won't be saving either then

Minus filter

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FOY

just ordered my oculus rift

you're the wanker of the week

What's Graham Norton got to do with it?

that scene was so retarded
why would he announce his presence like that when remaining hidden would be far more advantageous

nah but i do sometimes engage in anal play when she's gone, don't want her thinking i'm queer but i can't deny the pleasure of activating the ol' g spot

played the eye game with that rather plain but still kind of cute lass in the tram just now

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and your thoughts?

Holy shit was that from The Word? I'm sure I remember Sara Cox singing that. For some reason I'm seeing that Scottish guy from Gamesmaster as well. Not the astronomer with the monocle, the other guy.

why me

wait... graham norton isn't gay?

top half 5/10
bottom half 8/10

think I know this slag, is her name jess?

ar sturge in the back there

Your mistake was trying to apply logic to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

middle half: 6.5/10

laughing at this

voted remain but still want to carry out genocide of ethnic minorities. Had a vivid dream about bulldozing Muslim ghettos and using a flamethrower after watching world at war all day once.

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Never mind, I Googled it. It was The Girly Show. Used to have a right good wank to that one. Was never wanker of the week though.

need to lick katie's soles

Whats the use of falling in love?

lovely jubbly

just dont go outside and you wont have to deal with it haha xx

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carboxylic acid

Need to use my face as a chair for her

if my parents tried to charge me rent i'd have them put in a home

learn2read

everyone thinks we're a perfect couple but we're not even a couple and we're barely even friends really wish i was dead but that's unrelated

how are you today lads?

I'm in love,
What's that song?
I'm in love
With that song.

neoliberals get the bullet too

*becomes prime minister*

/brit/ posters will be getting the bullet regardless

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don't care

might go crazy and have a second wank in one day
unheard of

me too (in my head)

banned from mumsnet again lads

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tell us what happened lad

We need to talk, /brit/. How do we stamp out hatred and intolerance in our general as demonstrated by these posts:

are you not a yummy enough mummy

what a load of pseudo-intellectual shite

why don't you just leave her pal?

i'm quite good today thanks lad x

LOVE artful and intelligent sampling in music
HATE blatant uninspired plagiarism in music

agreed desu

Got a strong sense of deja vu reading this one.

>National Action is edgy
>gets banned and called a terrorist organisation
>Scottish Dawn is edgy
>gets banned and called a terrorist organisation
>/brit/ is edgy
guess what's coming for us lads

harry potter is a recurring theme in many of my dreams

t. centrist dad who reads his kids harry potter

might become a pagan desu

extreme synergy of image and text

thankfully the tories are introducing laws against internet terrorism so we can just report these posts to the authorities until all the rorkes are rotting in prisons with the 'muzzies' they hate so much :)

>vaguely anonymous shitposting

nah we'll be reet

you have a wide spectrum of political beliefs here

>banned and blacklisted for shitposting about crisps and deanos

hairy potters are a recurring theme in many of my dreams

Got called a nonce for telling on lady on the street her baby looked like she would be sexy when she grows up
Cant even compliment people anymore ffs

>stamp out
>intolerance
Sounding a bit intolerant yourself there mate.

which denomination

bloody political correctness gone mad