the great crisp debate edition
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sophie
flame grilled steak every time
flamin' hot monster munch desu
for me, it's chargrilled chicken
french proto gf is ignoring me
can't imagine how boring and mundane one must be to enjoy pringles sour cream
NEED a trashy gf
they're not my favourite but I will eat them
ignoring the irish beta orbiter
GNARLY DUDE
theory: people vote for brexit/drumpf/catalonian independence out of spite
ready salted is the best but pringles sour cream and onion is good and so are some of the cheese specialists (watsits and mini cheddars), prawn cocktail (skips) and marmite (twiglets)
i like pringles original mate, can't get more boring and mundane than that tbqh
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I certainly did, that and being manipulated by lies and fake news
The confrontation attracts a large crowd to the /brit/ thread
Reckon I could heem the ready salted runts ITT.
theory: it's only to feel powerful and like you matter
Just hate the establishment simple as
correct
will always vote for the edgy option regardless
fuck the government fuck posh cunts simple as
gonna have a fantastic wank tonight since the gf is out of town and i've got a bottle of wine and half a bag of wacky backy to get through
the eternal anglo
going to stick the wine bottle up your bum per chance?
would probably cum myself If that walked past me
wow what a dickhead
at least I am polite while fleecing my parents and doing nothing with my life
My farts are absolutely ludicrous today. Wish we had smell-O-vision so you could all bask in my glory
renting to your fucking kid lmao how stingy can you be
lovely tits but unsure whether to save this to the folder due to the excessive filter
Reminder :)
big fan of cold pints and football
i voted for brexit for laughs
hope it ends up with death camps for pooskins
if it's any help, I didn't save it for that reason
Ready salted Hula Hoops. None of your fancy johnny foreigner flavours for me.
Who did you figner round the back of the bike sheds lads? Charli XCX for me.
won't be saving either then
Minus filter
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FOY
just ordered my oculus rift
you're the wanker of the week
What's Graham Norton got to do with it?
that scene was so retarded
why would he announce his presence like that when remaining hidden would be far more advantageous
nah but i do sometimes engage in anal play when she's gone, don't want her thinking i'm queer but i can't deny the pleasure of activating the ol' g spot
played the eye game with that rather plain but still kind of cute lass in the tram just now
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and your thoughts?
Holy shit was that from The Word? I'm sure I remember Sara Cox singing that. For some reason I'm seeing that Scottish guy from Gamesmaster as well. Not the astronomer with the monocle, the other guy.
why me
wait... graham norton isn't gay?
top half 5/10
bottom half 8/10
think I know this slag, is her name jess?
ar sturge in the back there
Your mistake was trying to apply logic to one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
middle half: 6.5/10
laughing at this
voted remain but still want to carry out genocide of ethnic minorities. Had a vivid dream about bulldozing Muslim ghettos and using a flamethrower after watching world at war all day once.
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Never mind, I Googled it. It was The Girly Show. Used to have a right good wank to that one. Was never wanker of the week though.
need to lick katie's soles
Whats the use of falling in love?
lovely jubbly
just dont go outside and you wont have to deal with it haha xx
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carboxylic acid
Need to use my face as a chair for her
if my parents tried to charge me rent i'd have them put in a home
learn2read
everyone thinks we're a perfect couple but we're not even a couple and we're barely even friends really wish i was dead but that's unrelated
how are you today lads?
I'm in love,
What's that song?
I'm in love
With that song.
neoliberals get the bullet too
*becomes prime minister*
/brit/ posters will be getting the bullet regardless
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don't care
might go crazy and have a second wank in one day
unheard of
me too (in my head)
banned from mumsnet again lads
tell us what happened lad
We need to talk, /brit/. How do we stamp out hatred and intolerance in our general as demonstrated by these posts:
are you not a yummy enough mummy
what a load of pseudo-intellectual shite
why don't you just leave her pal?
i'm quite good today thanks lad x
LOVE artful and intelligent sampling in music
HATE blatant uninspired plagiarism in music
agreed desu
Got a strong sense of deja vu reading this one.
>National Action is edgy
>gets banned and called a terrorist organisation
>Scottish Dawn is edgy
>gets banned and called a terrorist organisation
>/brit/ is edgy
guess what's coming for us lads
harry potter is a recurring theme in many of my dreams
t. centrist dad who reads his kids harry potter
might become a pagan desu
extreme synergy of image and text
thankfully the tories are introducing laws against internet terrorism so we can just report these posts to the authorities until all the rorkes are rotting in prisons with the 'muzzies' they hate so much :)
>vaguely anonymous shitposting
nah we'll be reet
you have a wide spectrum of political beliefs here
>banned and blacklisted for shitposting about crisps and deanos
hairy potters are a recurring theme in many of my dreams
Got called a nonce for telling on lady on the street her baby looked like she would be sexy when she grows up
Cant even compliment people anymore ffs
>stamp out
>intolerance
Sounding a bit intolerant yourself there mate.
which denomination
bloody political correctness gone mad