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Don't understand how anyone can defend British housing. The only rebuttals are stupid reactions like "lol a breeze will blow it over" which is obviously not true and just damage control.
British houses are ugly, cramped and dark with barely any natural light. They are all square boxes with 4 squares punched out of them for windows and they cost 4x the price of American houses which, yes made out of wood, but are spacious, airy and bright

im pretty sure i wanked over every single semi decent girl or teacher when i was in high school

claygate is the best place in the UK to raise a family

plenty more fish in the sea

>high school
FOY

i define myself as an ultimate wasteman

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

haha lel

FOY
FOY
>high school

damn the last thread flew in

secondary school then, dickhead

i remember setting myself the challenge of wanking to every girl in one of my classes. even the ugly ones. was hard ngl

L O N D O N
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How will Overwatch help with this?

the so called 'gf' as it were

Its treason then

may aswell be called "high"school considering the amount of fucking balloons i done

anime

jock gf about to paddle my bollocks

>going back to uni full time at 26
>tfw won't fit in with all the 18 year olds talking about jake paul and stuff

oh well, at least it'll get me out of the house

any fash man in

kek i kinda did this too

wm/bf is unironically a good matchup though for whatever reason

well...off t'gym

g'bye

gently brushing my cock against the settee

Love how easy the cute girl with the cute ears and the cute giggle is to talk to. We can talk nonstop and I'll look at the clock and 40 minutes will have gone by in the blink of an eye.

She laughs at even my shittest jokes as well, makes me feel well good

ave

hehe xd

Not to mention all new properties are either tiny studios / 1 bed flats in shit areas which are always listed as 'luxury apartments, ideal for young professionals' which have terrible build quality and no parking for £1300+ pcm or 3 bed barrett homes where you can't open the oven/fridge door if the mandatory kitchen fire door is open and you can barely fit a single bed into the biggest room.

just fuck her till you both cum all over each other

fuck off racist

is she ... eating rice pudding ... ???

any of you lot seen my hairline

*goosesteps through /brit/*

it's good to have goals

Fingered her outside the horse and hounds last new years

my gym's at 100+ ppl rn :/

>Fancy a girl
>never ask her out and spack on about her on /brit/ all day

Absolute cretins

this gimmick is fucking shit

remember in my old school that the fittest girl in year 8 went out with sixth formers

was weird tbee aich

Was just looking through my archive of ebooks to make sure there's no "terrorist" stuff, and found a massive text document from 2009 where, for some reason, I copypasted a load of Sup Forums threads. Some of my posts are on there and they're cringy as fuck. Won't be posting any of them, but I might post some random posts from 2009 ITT. So watch out for them.

yes SHE is ;)

freaking millennials aaaammmiiirite la?
bbc.com/capital/story/20171003-millennials-are-the-generation-thats-fun-to-hate

willy is incredibly sensitive to the point of pain when touching the exposed head because of years of phimosis

that's weird

*rubs my bum on your face whilst your sleeping*

does alcohol loosen the bumhole for the purposes of bummery?

wahey!

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any good POV scenes i should know about

preferably with ATM

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*crashes my car at 100mph into a concrete divider without a seatbelt on 2 minutes after downing a few shots of vodka*

"just another tragic drink driving accident" is what they will say

why would you wanna watch someone fuck a cash machine?

yeah ikr

nah none

if you're a man under 30 and you're not a fascist, communist or anarchist, or any other extreme ideology, you're a failed man

the youth of a man's life is when he should be at his most radical, his most dangerous and ideological and idealistic, where he obsesses over reordering society in his image even if that means violence

men can grow soft and moderate with age

just had a wank over my bank account

me too mate

Because they feel a childish pining for her and nothing significant
Autists don't ask girls out because they're never strongly attracted to them for anything other than superficial reasons
If an autist ever actually developed strong feelings for a woman, he would ask her out
Most /brit/ posters have an immature view of what love is and so all they feel is adolescent infatuation

if they only knew!
SAD!

FOB

just had a wank over my wank account (that's what I call my jars of cum)

note to GCHQ: i'm just making an edgy post to bait for (You)s, in no way do I condone or encourage violence or hate

fuck whitey

love porn. lana rhoades double anal scene is one of the best scenes of all time.

What does wahey mean?
please respind

10 minutes hd

>mfw RADICAL centrist

*angry reply*

Stop watching porn

fuck _______
fuck _______
fuck _______

>you're a man under 30 and you're not a fascist, communist or anarchist, or any other extreme ideology, you're a failed man
>the youth of a man's life is when he should be at his most radical, his most dangerous and ideological and idealistic, where he obsesses over reordering society in his image even if that means violence
>men can grow soft and moderate with age

Dont rate lanas weird lips

Wtf Poppy went mainstream
youtube.com/watch?v=-p69pJj4-uw

you know the sound you make if you're in a pub and someone drops their pint?

that sound

no harm was done to myself whenever I was blackout drunk, you can't explain that

youtube.com/watch?v=2KyspTGvhno

crossbreed

said no one ever.

would definitely have a big shiny gun if i was a yank

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despise this whore if im honest

british houses are great

tempted to agree but the third eye revealed that's an illegal opinion

nah that's more of a wey than a wahey

riding the bmx

Aethetic topography

oh of course!

forgot she existed. definitely dont care now she's a normie phenomena.

>a few shots of vodka
>drink driving

It's true, coastal croatia is filled with spanish greeks speaking italian

said no one ever

who

3 shots would be enough to put you well over the limit

dad just relentlessly took the piss out of me in front of my whole family and I just had to sit there and take it
they were all laughing at me
fuck them all

favourite episode of the simpsons lads?

bart's comet here

I'm a liberal realist

why were all the oldest great civilisations in the desert? you'd think early humans would be more likely to thrive somewhere with ample supplies of food and water